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#1
Who would it be? Dead or alive, guitarist or drummer, man or woman; its up to you!

If there is a thread on this already ( i did search) then god damn lol. I'm just bored and interested lol

Mine would be Emppu Vuorinen from Nightwish because the stuff he plays is so melodic and epic and his guitars are lush
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#3
I would be Rick Astley.
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#4
Chuck Schuldiner.

But I guess you can't choose gods, so I'll go for Marty Friedman instead.
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I would be Rick Astley.


Each to their own
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#8
The Petrucci from those dubbed over training videos, not the real petrucci.
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#11
VAI.

Just Vai. But I'd be METAL VAI, like in the video for Bad Horsie. Then we'd have a guitar duel and nobody'd be able to tell who the original was and then Vai's guitar would be like "Why did you put the monkey grip on me?" and I would be like "for the hell of it" and the guitar would be all "He's the clone" and I'd get shot in the head.
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#12
I'd be Amy Lee, So I can dance naked in front of the mirror and then finger myself.
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#14
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VAI.

Just Vai. But I'd be METAL VAI, like in the video for Bad Horsie. Then we'd have a guitar duel and nobody'd be able to tell who the original was and then Vai's guitar would be like "Why did you put the monkey grip on me?" and I would be like "for the hell of it" and the guitar would be all "He's the clone" and I'd get shot in the head.


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I'd be Amy Lee, So I can dance naked in front of the mirror and then finger myself.


It just shows there are more kids than adults on this site
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I'd be Amy Lee, So I can dance naked in front of the mirror and then finger myself.


Definately, although the Hayley Williams one isn't a bad idea either.
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they all kinda went extinct after hendrix really.


Needless to say, I lol'ed.

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#19
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John Frusciante.


But which one O_o
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Is there any black people on UG?
I don't think a lot of black people play guitar anymore.

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they all kinda went extinct after hendrix really.


Needless to say, I lol'ed.

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#22
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It just shows there are more kids than adults on this site


Even adults have fantasies you know, kid .
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#23
Probably Gloria Gaynor.
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#24
Dave McPherson or Jeremy McKinnon

just because their my favourite vocalists


or herman ri
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Even adults have fantasies you know, kid .



Lol i'm not gonna win
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#27
Either Billy Corgan or Mark Tremonti
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They made me do push ups in drag

I'm gonna have a really hard time if we're both cannibals and racists.

Don't dress as a whore, he'll thump you.

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#29
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VAI.

Just Vai. But I'd be METAL VAI, like in the video for Bad Horsie. Then we'd have a guitar duel and nobody'd be able to tell who the original was and then Vai's guitar would be like "Why did you put the monkey grip on me?" and I would be like "for the hell of it" and the guitar would be all "He's the clone" and I'd get shot in the head.
Metal Vai looks like the guy from Splinter cell That is if we're thinking of the same video where he's got lasers strapped to his face and he's abusing harmonics for a good 5 minutes?
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Lol i'm not gonna win




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#33
Paul McCartney.

Huge amount of money, decent bassist/guitarist/whatever else, and the glory of being a Beatle.
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#34
I suppose i would choose Eddie Van Halen, just so i could do the 80s rock star lifestyle. What with all the sex and shredding and rock n roll and stuff. Or John Mayer. New millenium rock star lifestyle, every girl wants to have your babies.

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But which one O_o

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#36
Pete Wentz. Rich, famous, gets all the girs, and does absolutely no work.
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#37
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I think he means Pre Rehab or Post Rehab Froosh.

I think
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#38
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I think he means Pre Rehab or Post Rehab Froosh.

I think

Then he phrased it awfully and shouldn't be allowed out of a cage.
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#39
Slash, I've always wanted to win a guitar battle against myself in a Video game.
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