#1
What started of as a normal day for me has developed probably into the turning point in my life,


i was in my flat and my flatmate had come in about 10minutes before and then left, so i put some music on and you know started jackin off.


little did i know he had walked into my room and saw me totally naked, grunting like a bull, masturbating, engrossed with my own reflection in the mirror


when i say engrossed, i mean staring so deeply i didnt even notice him entering the room,

then i caught him leaving in the mirrors reflection!! but played it cool and continued as though i hadnt seen him


i know fine well theres gonna be no sleep for me tonight, im scared he heard me grunting like a raging bull and saw my appendage


anyone else with a similar experience, if there is can you please give me tips on how to get over it, perhaps a psychiatric hotline number
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LazyGuitar
enjoy being reported for harrasment

LazyGuitar was a mod btw

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#2
Cow?!
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I'm coming for you with a castrator!
You sick bastard.



Watch that video below

If this video reaches 1000 views before Christmas, I'll play with my titties on cam.

#4
Yo TS..Im happy for you, Imma let you finish...But The Prestige thread is still No.1.
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You sick bastard.



Watch that video below

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#6
there is n reason for this to be reported?


ive not had any experience like this though


EDIT: theres a chance i may be wrong about the reporting thing

DOUBLEEDIT: i still am to find a reason for this to be reported, the guy who reported should be permabanned

Last edited by metal_al73 at Sep 21, 2009,
#8
super cool story bro

I've had no similar expierences

Because I don't "fap" naked
They made me do push ups in drag

I'm gonna have a really hard time if we're both cannibals and racists.

Don't dress as a whore, he'll thump you.

I'm a firework, primed to go off
#11
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Because it's spam.


This was obvoiusly supopsed to be a light hearted thread, which is basically what the pit is for, I personally don't see how its spam:

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For a start you don't decide what is spam and whats not. and personally I don't think it constitutes spam. But i guess thats for the mods to decide.


and yeah i agree it was a pretty crap mirror thread but im currently battered so i don't care
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#12
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This was obvoiusly supopsed to be a light hearted thread, which is basically what the pit is for, I personally don't see how its spam:


For a start you don't decide what is spam and whats not. and personally I don't think it constitutes spam. But i guess thats for the mods to decide.


and yeah i agree it was a pretty crap mirror thread but im currently battered so i don't care

Well, mirror threads are the definition of overdone... At least make a clever one, like the mirror mirror thread.... I don't think you should be banned, but this thread should be closed.