#1
So, I work in someone's apartment. I don't clean or anything, but I'm a mirror.



And one day, my owner comes into the living room, where I'm hanging on the wall, completely naked. Not particularly odd for him, but whatever. Then he starts grunting like a bull and masturbating. It was gross. He was staring at me the whole time.

I'm feeling really creeped out! I know I won't sleep tonight. What do I do?


Mirror threads suck, don't they I mean, how lame is this?

EDIT: This is obviously a joke, you idiots I'm not seriously making a mirror thread. This is a commentary on how lame mirror threads are.
Last edited by mamosa at Sep 21, 2009,
#2
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You sick bastard.



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#5
maybe this is why the other one was reported


anyway, not funny


in fact you've ruined my day

#7
Sigh... this is what I stopped doing homework for?
I just need about $3.50
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#8
1/5 and I usually find these threads hilarious.
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#10
mamosa... you just failed...
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#11
i dont get it
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#13
Quote by goest
So..was he the prettiest one of all?


I found this picture of him right next to me. You be the judge.

#14
Quote by mamosa
I found this picture of him right next to me. You be the judge.



That man would be hung like a megalodon...
#16
Quote by goest
That man would be hung like a megalodon...


Well... first off, I am NOT gay... not that there's anything wrong with being gay.... But I am not...

>.>
<.<

It was beautiful
#17
Quote by mamosa
I found this picture of him right next to me. You be the judge.


#18
Quote by goest
That man would be hung like a megalodon...


You mean...like this?

Quote by thanksgiving
I'm coming for you with a castrator!
You sick bastard.



Watch that video below

If this video reaches 1000 views before Christmas, I'll play with my titties on cam.

#20
It's a mirror thread...

*bah dum tsh*

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Last edited by ride-the-spiral at Sep 21, 2009,
#21
Quote by FeFiFoFunk
So, what the **** is a mirror thread man?


This is a mirror thread mirroring another thread that encompassed the mirroring of another thread that involved a mirror.
Quote by thanksgiving
I'm coming for you with a castrator!
You sick bastard.



Watch that video below

If this video reaches 1000 views before Christmas, I'll play with my titties on cam.

#22
this is about that thread someone just amde about how he was jackin' it in front of his mirror while his roommate stepped in and the quietly left.
#23
Quote by FeFiFoFunk
So, what the **** is a mirror thread man?

You take an existing thread and manipulate it to make a new thread, usually from another person's view.
#24
Quote by metalblaster
this is about that thread someone just amde about how he was jackin' it in front of his mirror while his roommate stepped in and the quietly left.


No, that thread was a mirror thread. This thread is a mirror of a mirror thread that involves a mirror.
#25
Quote by metalblaster
this is about that thread someone just amde about how he was jackin' it in front of his mirror while his roommate stepped in and the quietly left.

No, that's a mirror thread too. The original was about the person seeing the flatmate fapping.