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#1
watched the film AGAIN last night, its so damned epic.

"You've got Red on you".

"He sells a bit of weed every now and then. you sold weed too.

Yeah, once, in college, to you."

"Why didnt you shoot him? i told you its not...BANG. i fecking knew it.

alright, but dogs CAN look up."

and, my alltime favourite phrase "well f*cka-a-doodle-doo"

Continued:

"Wheres the car?

err, dinged it

you were parked!

I know"


"its not hip hop, its electro"

"alright noodle?"

"ahh! hes got an arm off!"

**shaunand liz getting lovey** Ed: "i changed my mind i do wanna be shot."

"dire straits?

chuck it"


"great impression barbera!

sorry dear i was miles away"


"who died and made you f*cking king of the zombies?"

"you forgot, didnt you shaun...

...yes.

so whats the plan?

...the...winchester?

-hangup-"

"i left half a mars bar in the glove box once, he chansed me around the garden with a bit of wood".


this film is epic, and so typically british really.



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Last edited by Silver-spear94 at Sep 21, 2009,
#3
Best scene of all time: When he rips onto the scene in the jaguar and jumps out, saying "Sup niggaz?"
#4
Makes me wanna watch the movie again, You should blog that
I don't read, I look at words and absorb their meanings.
If the pit was a group of people hangin out we would be possibly the most awsome group of people to be known to mankind.........I think it would be on the news
#6
Going to watch that mofo tonight, one of my favourite comedies.
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#10
bumpty bump?

i got wood.

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#11
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I wonder if zombieland will be as good...I'm curious


You can't beat Shaun of the Dead with an American movie. Shaun of the Dead was very witty, while American humor almost always relies on physical comedy and shock value anymore. Makes me sad to be an American sometimes....
#13
the difference between british and american comedy is obvious to most, its just the mood of the whole thing and the accent. "****adoodledoo" doesnt sound half as funny in an american accent as it does in the exhasperated british accent.

anyone else like only fools and horses?

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#14
Quote by Silver-spear94
the difference between british and american comedy is obvious to most, its just the mood of the whole thing and the accent. "****adoodledoo" doesnt sound half as funny in an american accent as it does in the exhasperated british accent.

anyone else like only fools and horses?


Mmm, I second this.
#15
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Makes me wanna watch the movie again, You should blog that


This
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CFH82, I love you. I didn't laugh, but my god, I love you.

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Holy shit, that was epic. A mighty roar escapeth'd my mouth.

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I saw a penis.

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#16
blog...eh...?

maybes...

ohkays.

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#17
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Does anyone know anything about the next Simon Pegg/Nick Frost film?


Dunno, they're in Tintin together, directed by Spielberg, but that doesn't really count.
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I didn't find it that funny when I saw myself doing him in missionary position...

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"... wtf"
#19

Great movie.
If You See Me Posting In The Pit HIT ME.
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My hamster used to bite me when I picked it up, then it got too old and fat to bite and died in a pool of it's own vomit.

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That's the rockstar way to go. I salute him.
#20
I love how they take a genuine romantic comedy and a genuine zombie film and mesh them together. The same way Hot Fuzz actually had a good mystery/buddy cop story in it while still was parodying the genre.

#21
"who the f*ck put that one?"

"its on random"

late on...

"kill the queen"

"whut??"

"the music!!"

dont stop me now, im having such a good time, im having a ball...then they hit the zombie guy bartender with pool ques to the beat of the music.

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#22
"what about her?"

"cockocidal maniac"

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#23
Why is Queen still on?
Gotta keep my eyes from the circling skies...
tounge tied and twisted just an earth bound misfit...

>CRYPTIC METAPHOR<


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#24
youve got red on you.

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#27
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hillarious although i liked hot fuzz better

haven't seen it yet. how is it?
#30
Ed: What's the plan then?

Shaun: Right.

[cuts to dream sequence]

Shaun: We take Pete's car, we drive over to Mum's, we go in, take care of Philip - "I'm so sorry, Philip" - then we grab Mum, we go over to Liz's place, hole up, have a cup of tea and wait for this whole thing to blow over.

Ed: Why have we got to go to Liz's?

Shaun: Because we do.

Ed: But she dumped you!

Shaun: I have to know if she's all right!

Ed: Why?

Shaun: Because I love her!

Ed: All right... gayyy... I'm not staying there, though.

Shaun: Why not?

Ed: If we hole up, I wanna be somewhere familiar, I wanna know where the exits are, and I wanna be allowed to smoke.

Shaun: Okay.

[cuts to dream sequence again]

Shaun: We take Pete's car, go round Mum's, go in, deal with Philip - "Sorry, Philip!" - grab Mum, go to Liz's, pick her up, bring her back here, have a cup of tea and wait for this whole thing to blow over.

Ed: Perfect!

Shaun: No, no, no, no, no, wait, we can't bring her back here.

Ed: Why not?

Shaun: Well, it's not really safe, is it?

Ed: Yeah, look at the state of it.

Shaun: Where's safe? Where's familiar?

Ed: Where can I smoke?

[Shaun and Ed pause then slowly make a realisation]

Shaun: [cuts to dream sequence a third time] Take car. Go to Mum's. Kill Phil - "Sorry." - grab Liz, go to the Winchester, have a nice cold pint, and wait for all of this to blow over. How's that for a slice of fried gold?

Ed: Yeah, boyyyeee!

[Shaun and Ed clang their weapons together]


Best part of the whole movie
"Most people are trying to simplify the world. We're definitely here to complicate it." - Dad
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I you for posting this.

<-- Pretty much sums me up

8/7/09


^ I was there
#31
I love the record-throwing part.

Ed: Stone Roses?

Shuan: NOOO!!

Ed: It's Second Coming....

Shuan: (pause) ...I like it...
#34
the batman soundtrack?

throw it



"oh **** it im going to the shed"

"you said it was locked"

CRAAASSH.

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#35
"Then your mum ran back to see if i wanted to eat her out tonight"
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#37
Watching SotD now, up to the bit where they're leaving the Winchester, singing, and the think the zombie is joining in.
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he's got the fire and the fury,
at his command
well you don't have to worry,
if you hold onto jesus' hand
#40
one of my favorites of all time, Nick Frost is my hero
Last.Fm

“If there was anything that depressed him more than his own cynicism, it was that quite often it still wasn't as cynical as real life.”
― Terry Pratchett

qft...



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