Poll: Which?
Poll Options
View poll results: Which?
Music
165 26%
Money
70 11%
Sex
48 8%
Love
231 36%
Life
89 14%
Fap
36 6%
Voters: 639.
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#1
Which of these do you prefer?
Master Musician Advanced Kit (the ability to play any instrument extremely well, Music Theory mastery, the best of the instruments you play for each style you play and so on),
Infinite Money (you can buy almost anything! Anything? Anything!),
Sex (whenever you want, wherever you want, with whomever you want),
Love (real deep strong love at the same criteria as above),
Eternal Youth and Invulnerability (speaks for itself),
Or Fap?
Choose wisely! There can only be one!
I know this is pointless. Just trying to see other people's thoughts on the matter.
EDIT!: These are like life-steroids. You can choose one to enhance a certain aspect of your life to a point which can't be reached normally. You can get other stuff the normal way though! And, by love I mean a guarantee that you'll find the perfect significant other for you, with whom you'll share infinite love.
Last edited by jimmyled at Sep 21, 2009,
#2
Sex. I'd start with all of your mums...
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#3
Anyone who doesn't click Love is an idiot.

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Sex. I'd start with all of your mums...

Best get started with mine before she starts to rot...
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I seem to attract girls.
Which is annoying, cos I'm a girl and I like cock.

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Being an idiot should be illegal too.
#5
I chose sexy time.
I will stand by all this drinking if it helps me through these days,
It takes a long time just to get this all straight.
#6
Quote by MedicreDemon
love, who chose money? youre an asshole lol
That would be me.



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#10
love for sure. I already have all the money I need
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#11
To me, love that easily takes away the challenge. I picked music because with that talent, you can usually get all the music and sex you need. Love is something I want to find, not to have pandered to me.
Quote by Kensai
I'm no fancy doctor, but it sounds like you've got the clap.
#12
...music, then life, then love...
Bands I must see in concert
Silvertide
The Black Crowes
Jackyl
Black Stone Cherry
AC/DC
StoneRider
Freedomhawk
The Darkness and/or the sideprojects of the band members
Buckcherry
The Answer

Theres more. But those are the main ones
#13
Everlasting life, although I hope we can end it ourselves eventually (it would get boring at some point).
#16
Money. Music, Sex and Love are a lot easier to get than **** loads of money. Fapping is just, well, a silly option. And to quote Mr Mercury "Who wants to live for ever"
#17
Enough money can buy all of those, look at Paris Hilton.
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he's got the fire and the fury,
at his command
well you don't have to worry,
if you hold onto jesus' hand
#18
Hmmm... lets see life

Without it I couldn't enjoy the other things anyway
#19
Quote by hushie_619
To me, love that easily takes away the challenge. I picked music because with that talent, you can usually get all the music and sex you need. Love is something I want to find, not to have pandered to me.

This was my exact thought.

And Music also leads to infinite money...
daytripper75

Bullieve


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I'm gonna need specific instructions again on how to properly dance with my pants on my head.
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First you put your pants on your head.
Second you dance.
Third you wipe off all the pussy.
#20
Money.

I'd pay for self-improvement surgery and pssychiatry until I was perfect. I wouldn't need to be good at music, because I could pay people to do it for me, and I could just dance around on stage like Bez from the happy mondays.

And I could f*ck whoever I wanted too, because every girl, man and boy has his price.
#23
Pretty stupid adding eternal life in, that would allow to eventually get the rest...
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I'm in need of a guy
#26
Money, it would lead to most of these other options.
Add me or I will eat your kitty!



^Click the heart baby, you know you wanna.^

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touche sir.
#27
Music of course, the ability to just play anything anywhere. Imagine how cool it would be.
#28
Quote by Venice King
Best get started with mine before she starts to rot...


Seriously? Sorry man
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#29
i chose love but i just realized that with the life one i can find love more than once and also become the greatest musician while save up infinate money... dammit
Gotta keep my eyes from the circling skies...
tounge tied and twisted just an earth bound misfit...

>CRYPTIC METAPHOR<


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ilikeyou.

not hated
#30
Quote by Kensai
Seriously? Sorry man


Mine is 52... enjoy.
Add me or I will eat your kitty!



^Click the heart baby, you know you wanna.^

Quote by Sammythedruggie

touche sir.
#31
Quote by JayT44
This was my exact thought.

And Music also leads to infinite money...

My point exactly.
But yes, it does take away part of the fun if you don't learn it yourself, but not most of it, so that's fine. And it only gives you tools for music, not necessarily being good at it, which you have to do yourself.
#32
I've chosen music over love a few times now.

Music above all else.
There is a war going on for your mind.

If you are thinking, you are winning.


Resistance is victory.


We are building up a new world.
Do not sit idly by.
#33
I picked love ive been desperate for it for the past 15 years
* If my punctuation seems off, it's because my shift button is broken *
#34
Quote by Kensai
Seriously? Sorry man

Aww now I feel bad for lying...
Blog Of Awesome UGers.
Quote by OddOneOut
I seem to attract girls.
Which is annoying, cos I'm a girl and I like cock.

Quote by IRISH_PUNK13
Being an idiot should be illegal too.
#36
Life.
During that eternal life I could become a master musician, fall in love, therefore have sex, earn lots of money AND still fap at the end of the day.
hello
#38
Quote by genghisgandhi
this is a rare moment when im proud of the pit. im amazed love is winning (rightly so)

Ah, they grow up so fast...
But Music over anything for me.
#39
love =]

anyone who hasnt picked love has either, not experienced it...or is sore.

but seriously, love is everything. i mean if your in love, you can still play music (probs write pretty good music too) and you can have sex, and you wont need to fap

as for life and money....**** it

edit: im worried that fap is beating sex
Last edited by Todd Hart at Sep 21, 2009,
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