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Ok so i've decided to ask the pit as a last resort. Right, so yesterday morning at about 9ish i got a text message from my Wushu/Parkour mentor, he sounded pretty pissed off, about what i have no idea. The last time i talked to him was about a week ago, but i think it might be because i missed yesterdays training session (which i wasn't notified about but im pretty sure it was on. The message reads: Poor....Really Billy, It's ironic actually because thats one of the words i'd use to describe your parkour....It's a shame you didn't have retarded on those photo's, i could use that word too. Wahahahahaha, have a nice day **** stain . Like i said, i don't know what they **** he's on about, as just the other day he was saying how good we've all gotten. As for the pictures...:/ no clue either. Any ideas pit?
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#3
Learn Muay Thai then beat the **** out of him.
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#7
uh, text him back and ask what he meant by it?
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#9
What the hell are you on about?
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#10
Lol @ Parkour tutor.
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#11
There's such things as parkour tutors? I thought it was just something people who can't do real sports/athletics do
#13
did you ask HIM before the pit.


not sure, but that might help...


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#14
I would text him back, but i have no credit. And as for beating the **** out of him....hes a wushu master, i started about two months ago.....*facepalms*
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#15
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+1


What is a Wushu/Parkour mentor?

Well parkour is that **** you see videos of people jumping from roof top to roof top and off stairs doing flips and ****.
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#16



You're parkour is not strong like the tiger, little grasshopper
#18
you dont need a parkour mentor. its something you're supposed to do alone.

and guys, stop slagging off parkour, seriously, thats just childish =)
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you dont need a parkour mentor. its something you're supposed to do alone.

and guys, stop slagging off parkour, seriously, thats just childish =)


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#21
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There's such things as parkour tutors? I thought it was just something people who can't do real sports/athletics do




You seriously think it doesn't take more muscle endurance, more flexibility, and more over all strength to do parkour?

You're a fool.

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#22
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you dont need a parkour mentor. its something you're supposed to do alone.

and guys, stop slagging off parkour, seriously, thats just childish =)

Thankyou, i can see there is at least one mature person here, i only called him my mentor cause hes pretty much the leader of the group im in, thats all.
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#23
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You seriously think it doesn't take more muscle endurance, more flexibility, and more over all strength to do parkour?

You're a fool.



Sorry what?? You can't use a comparitive and not compare it with anything. More than what? It takes a lot of strength to do ballet, doesn't stop it being fucking shit. Who in their right mind would think "Hmm I'm going to pick up an active hobby. I know! I'll go and jump off walls and annoy pedestrians!"
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Sorry what?? You can't use a comparitive and not compare it with anything. More than what? It takes a lot of strength to do ballet, doesn't stop it being fucking shit. Who in their right mind would think "Hmm I'm going to pick up an active hobby. I know! I'll go and jump off walls and annoy pedestrians!"


Ok, sorry, that was my bad.

It takes more muscle strength to do parkour than it does to play football or wrestle.
It takes more flexibility to do parkour than it does to do ballet.
It takes more muscle endurance to do parkour than it does to run cross country.

It helps because many Freerunners play other sports, and can vouch for everything I've just said.

And only the douche****s who have no idea what they're doing annoy pedestrians. Its like the annoying kid on any team, if youre doing it wrong everyone will dislike you. Freerunners are ashamed of the idiots who use it to piss everyday people off.

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#27
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Sorry what?? You can't use a comparitive and not compare it with anything. More than what? It takes a lot of strength to do ballet, doesn't stop it being fucking shit. Who in their right mind would think "Hmm I'm going to pick up an active hobby. I know! I'll go and jump off walls and annoy pedestrians!"


A person willing to do what interests him. How hollow can your brain be?

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#28
Thanks for all your opinions, i'll make a new thread when i can get in contact with him to let you all know what the **** he was or was not snorting.
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I have a 6 inch gauge in it, so I can cockdock so I'd say loose enough.
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#29
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Thanks for all your opinions, i'll make a new thread when i can get in contact with him to let you all know what the **** he was or was not snorting.

Why not just post what he says in this one? That way people will have an idea what your on about
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Go jump off a building.


Brilliant mate. I laughed hard.
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#37
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Why not just post what he says in this one? That way people will have an idea what your on about

Haha ok fine, if the thread is still up when i talk to him next, then ill post it in here.
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I have a 6 inch gauge in it, so I can cockdock so I'd say loose enough.
Not really.
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Sorry what?? You can't use a comparitive and not compare it with anything. More than what? It takes a lot of strength to do ballet, doesn't stop it being fucking shit. Who in their right mind would think "Hmm I'm going to pick up an active hobby. I know! I'll go and jump off walls and annoy pedestrians!"


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Yo mate, remember a Brit won the world championships. I don't like it either. But we won at somthing, so don't discredited it.



I was not aware of that. Go Parkour!! Haha finally a sport we invented that we're good at
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