#1
Post your favourite Red Dwarf quotes here. I started watching it again today and it's just so friggin hilarious.

"Surely you believe God is in all things, are you not a pantheist?"

"Yeah but I just don't think it applies to kitchen utensils, I'm not a frying-pantheist"


and


"This is stupid, why are we talking about going to bed with Wilma Flintstone?"

"You're right, we're nuts, this is an insane conversation."

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"She'd never leave Fred and we know it"
#2
"You'll send away for any old junk mail wouldn't you?
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(as lister)"Please rush to me my portable walrus polishing kit, 3 super brushes that can clean even the trickiest of seabound mammals. Yes, I am over 18 but my IQ isn't""
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