Post your favourite Red Dwarf quotes here. I started watching it again today and it's just so friggin hilarious.

"Surely you believe God is in all things, are you not a pantheist?"

"Yeah but I just don't think it applies to kitchen utensils, I'm not a frying-pantheist"


"This is stupid, why are we talking about going to bed with Wilma Flintstone?"

"You're right, we're nuts, this is an insane conversation."


"She'd never leave Fred and we know it"
"You'll send away for any old junk mail wouldn't you?
(as lister)"Please rush to me my portable walrus polishing kit, 3 super brushes that can clean even the trickiest of seabound mammals. Yes, I am over 18 but my IQ isn't""
you still have zoiiidbeeeerg
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It's more shocking to see Tom dressed at all.
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I don't think I've ever actually seen him clothed.
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