#1
So a little while ago my friend gave me half of a five dollar bill... Unsure of what to do with it I just kept it in my wallet

But today I went to the bank to see if I could get real money from it and sure enough they gave me $2.50!!!



I thought about giving the half bill to a cab driver and then just bailing out... but that never happened

share some similar stories you might have had
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#2
Wait...WHAT?


You got 2.5 dollars back?
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#4
wow, youre bank just ripped you off.
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#6
I thought you needed the majority of the bill to cash it?

Not that a teller could be know if a bill were to be torn exactly at 50, as opposed to 51%, but still...
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Hahaha, the bill doesn't lose value because it's ripped in half. Gold represents the bills. Just because the bill is ripped in half, it doesn't mean the gold loses its value.

Money fail, ftl.
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Either you're making shit up or your bank is retarded.

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Hahaha, the bill doesn't lose value because it's ripped in half. Gold represents the bills. Just because the bill is ripped in half, it doesn't mean the gold loses its value.

Money fail, ftl.

that doesnt work anymore, since people started loaning out money that doesnt exist
#13
your lying...you would have got full crerdit because all they need is the serial number on the bill to get reimbursed...

you sir have failed
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that doesnt work anymore, since people started loaning out money that doesnt exist


And by people, you mean the government...?
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your lying...you would have got full crerdit because all they need is the serial number on the bill to get reimbursed...

you sir have failed

good work! you go ahead and tear him a new one!
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#16
I was dissapointed when they gave me 2.50. Cause I was told I could get the full 5 back

edit: I didnt' bother asking questions... I took whatever I could get

and to the dude under me... I'm in Canadia so you also fail (unless you weren't talking about my case)
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#17
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Hahaha, the bill doesn't lose value because it's ripped in half. Gold represents the bills. Just because the bill is ripped in half, it doesn't mean the gold loses its value.

Money fail, ftl.

YOU fail because US money isn't backed by gold anymore.

edit: muahahaha!!!!
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#18
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Hahaha, the bill doesn't lose value because it's ripped in half. Gold represents the bills. Just because the bill is ripped in half, it doesn't mean the gold loses its value.

Money fail, ftl.

Money fail is right. The gold standard isn't used anymore.

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#19
bitches dont know about my fiat currency.
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Hahaha, the bill doesn't lose value because it's ripped in half. Gold represents the bills. Just because the bill is ripped in half, it doesn't mean the gold loses its value.

Money fail, ftl.


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Well, then this money needs to gtfo.
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#22
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Well, then this money needs to gtfo.


Yeah, our money is pretty much just pieces of paper. Actually, that's the entirety of it. It represents imaginary value, not gold.
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#23
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Yeah, our money is pretty much just pieces of paper. Actually, that's the entirety of it. It represents imaginary value, not gold.


Then I'll be damned not to make counterfeit monies.
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#24
Canadian money has so many security things on it.. unlike US money.. it's pretty ridiculous
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#26
*facepalm* I thought it was common knowledge that since a bill has 2 serial numbers if you have a bill with only 1 # it's considered half the value by the government.
#27
i returned about half ( a bit more) of a bill and got the full value.
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