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#1
Basically I've been assigned to tutor a girl for math. And it just so happens to be the girl whose ass I grabbed one day and she reacted a bit different to it than I thought she would. If she told her parents that may lead to some interesting discussions...
And no I can't get a different person to tutor, and I have to do this. What should I do?
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#2
Have a friend dress up and when she comes to your door, have him tell her "Sorry, but your maths tutor is in another castle."
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Last edited by Kensai at Sep 22, 2009,
#3
grab her ass again and see how it goes this time
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#4
damn,,,,,
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#8
how long ago was that day? maybe she forgot

do you know her? maybe she forgot what you look like

say it was a accident or something
#10
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Tell her it turns out you're not actually asian after all, and thus unable to teach maths.

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#12
Oh she definitely still remembers me, and I know she told some of her friends so they will remind her of it probably if she doesn't already remember it herself.
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#13
You could, ah, how do I say this............ You could be polite and try to help her?


Never mind.

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#14
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Tell her it turns out you're not actually asian after all, and thus unable to teach maths.


You win this one -.-

Maybe suck it up and don't grab people's asses?
#16
say you have an uncontrolable twitch that makes your arm do that
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#17
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You win this one -.-

Maybe suck it up and don't grab people's asses?


Girls are people ?
#18
touch her front bottom

that or....your doing maths, so divide the legs, subtract the clothes, add a condom and pray you dont multiply.

or for some serious advice

just play it by ear, i mean does she hate you for it or did she see the humour?
Last edited by Todd Hart at Sep 22, 2009,
#20
Tutor her until she LETS you grab her ass.
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#21
Quote by Todd Hart
touch her front bottom

that or....your doing maths, so divide the legs, subtract the clothes, add a condom and prey you dont multiply.




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#23
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Tutor her on the grounds that she LETS you grab her ass.


improved
#24
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Oh she definitely still remembers me, and I know she told some of her friends so they will remind her of it probably if she doesn't already remember it herself.


did you grab her ass for like a second or did you grab it and hold on for your life
#25
Can we see a picture of this ass? Was it worth grabbing? If so, just say she has a nice ass and couldn't resist. I fail to see the problem unless it wasn't a nice ass. You could say one of your friends was an ass and dared you to grab her ass and you acting like an ass grabbed her ass because as mentioned earlier you and your friend are asses.....

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#26
Say you have split brain and you dont have control of your arm that grabbed her ass.


BTW i hope it was worth it.
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#27
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Maybe suck it up and don't grab people's asses?


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#28
make an awkward joke about it, and then tutor her
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#29
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just play it by ear, i mean does she hate you for it or did she see the humour?


I don't know.
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#30
Can you say you were drunk or something?

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#33
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only one way to find out
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#34
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Can you say you were drunk or something?

****. Yes.

This is probably what I'm gonna do, because one of my other friends who was there was high, so that would probably work... Only thing now is that I can't tell her parents I grabbed her ass because I was high unless I want to spend the next few years behind bars.
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#35
Grab her boobs?

Worth a shot.

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#36
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touch her front bottom

that or....your doing maths, so divide the legs, subtract the clothes, add a condom and pray you dont multiply.


Don't forget the logs...
#37
Grab her penis.
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#38
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#39
Here's my New and Improved Super Serial Plan.

1. Tutor her, be friendly and polite, don't mention the assery. Just basically try to show her you can be a cool, decent young chap.

2. Here you have three options.
2a. Apologize for being a prick.
2b. Make an excuse (see above I Was Drunk excuse), and failing that, return to 2a.
2c. Roofies.

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#40
logs???

and saying your drunk is just eric fail

and why would you tell her parents??

tbf you could probs use this to help you (if you like her that is) i mean just dont mention it at all, if she brings it up then apologise but be cool about it, dont be all sappy, just say your sorry and move on, dont make up an excuse its just childish and girls have an annoying habit of seeing straight though them. if she brings it up and you apologise and she seems happy about that then you know she didnt mind
Last edited by Todd Hart at Sep 22, 2009,
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