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#1
happy birthday, you sack of shit! I love you, and got you something nice!

I got you an Ibanez Universe 7-string!




and a Carvin amp WITH STEVE VAI!



enjoy!
(steve likes it rough)
Last edited by CoreysMonster at Sep 22, 2009,
#2
:d

EDIT: This post refuses to change into a regular happy face smiley, after 5 attempts, so it stays that way.



Quote by CoreysMonster

I still like cho0onger more than the 2 of you

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joke's on you, i actually fuck my cat
Last edited by cho0onger at Sep 22, 2009,
#3
..He made his own thread..




EDIT:

Wait.. wat.. hang on.
..The fuck is going on?


EDIT 2:



EDIT 3:

...happy birthday.
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Last edited by Vauxite at Sep 22, 2009,
#6
I got him this.

I hope he doesn't have one already!
Goodness gracious me!
#7
wahey!

I got you a stick telling you about tenses (yes, I searched present in google images)

"You're a twat!"- That dude in morrisons

"You Ugly git!" - That girl in the restaurant

"You Were a Mistake!" - Mum

just a few of my fans..



#9
Who are you and why are you making threads?


(happy bday)
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#11
Quote by Vauxite
..He made his own thread...



EDIT:

Wait.. wat.. hang on.
..The fuck is going on?


I sent cake in that thread as well!


ಠ_ಠ

wat

#12
D'aaaaw these are better presents then I got IRL.

I wish I was kidding...



Quote by CoreysMonster

I still like cho0onger more than the 2 of you

Quote by OneHappyCamper
joke's on you, i actually fuck my cat
#13

I got you a giraffe hat and a sex slave.

Coreysmonster should get to share though for awesomeness.
Blog Of Awesome UGers.
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#14
Quote by Venice King

I got you a giraffe hat and a sex slave.


A gift like this prompts the question of which mouth first?
Goodness gracious me!
#15
Well, not so cranky anymore.
I got you a pair of douche-glasses:

Just choose.
Last edited by jimmyled at Sep 22, 2009,
#18
Quote by MushroomBomb
Hells yeah, cho0onger is awesome!

I got him a cake!


wtf! thats my cake! and thats math teacher!

happy birthday man i would of gotten you something but somebody stole my cake and gave it to you
Gotta keep my eyes from the circling skies...
tounge tied and twisted just an earth bound misfit...

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#21
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A gift like this prompts the question of which mouth first?

I laughed so much because this post combined with that video you posted in corey's other thread...

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Are you not the one that was just talking bad about birthday threads?

Umm maybe?
I usually just post tabs to "Happy Birthday" and everyone is happy.
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Quote by OddOneOut
I seem to attract girls.
Which is annoying, cos I'm a girl and I like cock.

Quote by IRISH_PUNK13
Being an idiot should be illegal too.
Last edited by Venice King at Sep 22, 2009,
#22
Quote by Venice King
I laughed so much because this post combined with that video you posted in corey's other thread...

#24


I got you Duff McKagan. Now he can tell you how he does his amazing hair.
Last edited by Dio10101 at Sep 22, 2009,
#27
Quote by Survivalism
You know, if people gave a shit, they'd make birthday threads for you.

I... just made a thread for him?

I obviously give a **** about cho0onger.
#28


Im giving you the Z-Signal for your birthday!

Im also going to hand over the plans for the ultimate anti-Zombie melee weapon. The Lobo.




Also, i got you a wench and some mead.

DOWN WITH THIS SORT OF THING
and
CAREFUL NOW


No man needs a holiday more than the man who has just had one.
Last edited by Zolom at Sep 22, 2009,
#29
I give you.....Heaven's Gate!!! Happy Birthday!
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to make it smaller without hearing any change in quality that the human ear can detect?
Does not compute for the audiophile

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#30
Quote by kook as kashmir
I give you.....Heaven's Gate!!! Happy Birthday!

WINRAR!



Quote by Survivalism
You know, if people gave a shit, they'd make birthday threads for you.

LOSER!

You are a shame to 08'ers, sir.


Quote by CoreysMonster

I still like cho0onger more than the 2 of you

Quote by OneHappyCamper
joke's on you, i actually fuck my cat
#31
I'm to cheap to get you a picture of a present they are too expensive. So happy birthday
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#32
I also got a cyber-blowjob with teeth apparently.

Also, shameless self bump


Quote by CoreysMonster

I still like cho0onger more than the 2 of you

Quote by OneHappyCamper
joke's on you, i actually fuck my cat
Last edited by cho0onger at Sep 22, 2009,
#34
Quote by Dio10101


I got you Duff McKagan. Now he can tell you how he does his amazing hair.



I haz fap material.....*fapfapfapfap*


Also, to whoever, happy birthday!
#35
Quote by Fassa Albrecht
Also, to whoever, happy birthday!

Oh, alright, just don't even remember my name, I don't mind.


Quote by CoreysMonster

I still like cho0onger more than the 2 of you

Quote by OneHappyCamper
joke's on you, i actually fuck my cat
#37
I got you a fresh case of phsycadelic awesomeness






Bands I must see in concert
Silvertide
The Black Crowes
Jackyl
Black Stone Cherry
AC/DC
StoneRider
Freedomhawk
The Darkness and/or the sideprojects of the band members
Buckcherry
The Answer

Theres more. But those are the main ones
Last edited by Aerokizzombie at Sep 22, 2009,
#39
Oh come one, nobody can beat heaven's gate, and the runner-up, Zolom's Lobo? Pish posh, pit, I though for sure you would be more creative than this.

[/complaint and another self-bump]


Quote by CoreysMonster

I still like cho0onger more than the 2 of you

Quote by OneHappyCamper
joke's on you, i actually fuck my cat
Last edited by cho0onger at Sep 22, 2009,
#40
I got you James Hetfield!!!

Happy Birthday Man
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Michael Kelly Club Custom 5 Acoustic Bass
Dean Performer Series PE-QM-TGE
Varrios Basic 5 Bass
Acoustic B450 Combo Amp
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