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#1
Hey UG, everytime one of these threads has come up in the 3 and a half years i've been here, I've laughed, but this one is real.

My mum showed me the laser pen she took off me 5 years ago, cause it was too dangerous. I tried it out and shined it right into her eyes and now she says she can't see. I made sure she's blind and it doesn't LOOK good.

She's rolling on the floor crying (ROFC) and I don't know what to do. I don't want to phone an ambulance cause i'm a retard.

Help!!11one!!
#2
I see what you did there.
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#8
Call an ambulance dumbass.
Luck
Our Savior

Quote by burnboy85
where do snails get their shells, anyway?
Quote by crazy8rgood
They make them while they grow. They secrete the substance, I believe.
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THAT IS SO NEAT


tee hee i changed the shit out of my color scheme
#10
you sir are are a retard, i shall tell tales of your epicness, n topic, i would phone an ambulance, im sure they would have seen more embarrasing things
#12
In all seriousness, she'll be fine though. Just tell her to put some eyes on that.
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#16
Quote by SoWrongItsMatt
In hindsight, that wasn't very smart.


I suppose that depends on how you look at it.
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Raping her in front of other people would be morally wrong.

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#18
you acciedentally blind your mother.. and your first thought is "OH I JUST GOTTA TELL THE PIT!!" ?
Quote by wonderflap
You had to put a penis option.......

The results are now nulled due to this being the pit.... The home of penis watch wearers.


Quote by TheChaz
Rust in peace invented food
he sure is one legit dude
don't let it get to your head

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#21
Quote by XxRustInPeacexX
you acciedentally blind your mother.. and your first thought is "OH I JUST GOTTA TELL THE PIT!!" ?


Wouldnt you?
#22
Someone really ought to keep an eye on you from now on
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Win. +1 cookie for hide the beer.

#23
Your mother should have seen that one coming
Castles made of sand
Fall to the sea
Eventually
#24
Quote by SkepsisMetal
Wouldnt you?

now that i think about it.. probably
Quote by wonderflap
You had to put a penis option.......

The results are now nulled due to this being the pit.... The home of penis watch wearers.


Quote by TheChaz
Rust in peace invented food
he sure is one legit dude
don't let it get to your head

ಠ_ಠ
#27
Quote by Tanglewoodguit
I'd phone an ambulance but I never had an eye for detail


Maybe there's something you've overlooked?
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#32
Quote by SoWrongItsMatt
Am eye the only one who thinks this guy is messing with us?

thats actually a really good point, because the pit is always the first place you go when you blind your mother as someone above said
#33
Oh you kids with your clever puns and your Playstations and your good eyesight and your brokenCYDE...
Luck
Our Savior

Quote by burnboy85
where do snails get their shells, anyway?
Quote by crazy8rgood
They make them while they grow. They secrete the substance, I believe.
Quote by Gunpowder
THAT IS SO NEAT


tee hee i changed the shit out of my color scheme
#35
you know shes messing with you right. She took the laser away from you because it was dangerous and now that you shined it in her eyes, she wants to show you how dangerous it could be if something like that really happens. If you just flashed the laser in her eyes for like sec or two, I'm sure there will be no permanent damage.

whatever though, at least her other senses will get stronger
#36
Quote by Tanglewoodguit
I'VE BLINDED MY MUM, AND YOU ACCUSE ME OF LYING.

WATCH YOUR BACK


Sorry man, I was just sharing my views.
RAZZLEFRAZZLE
#39
Quote by Tanglewoodguit
I'VE BLINDED MY MUM, AND YOU ACCUSE ME OF LYING.

WATCH YOUR BACK



Yeah and you don;t care that all these other guys are making a fool of you, good one there Pinocchio.
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