#1
So i split my head open yesterday in the most epic way possible. For theater arts class, i had to play napolean dynamite and i hadd to do his dance to. well we were praticing and at the end i have to do his akward run off stage. well i did it at full speed and ran smack into the side of a staircase. i did a backflip and there's a massive scar on my head.

also today i had to do the dance in front of a very large class which is quite epic!

so pit, have you had any injuries cuased by funny means?

(also pics might be coming, if any one videotaped the dance i will youtube it)
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#2
Do you want a cookie or something?
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#3
i hate to say it but... pics of t3h stitches? im just curious. sounds pretty ballin'

EDIT: o wait, you already said pics are coming... nvm. because my comment is no longer worth anything, here is a picture of an old man riding a zebra

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#4
You remind me of a retarded dog I used to have.

We decided to have it put to sleep.
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do you have drain bamage?
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#6
Poor staircase.
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#7
With a performance like that, I don't see you being head of the class.
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#8
I had a piano stool fall on my head when I was 1.5 years old. I almost died.


since then I have been blessed with abnormal musical talent.
and a slightly skewed personality
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I had a piano stool fall on my head when I was 1.5 years old. I almost died.

since then I have been blessed with abnormal musical talent.
and a slightly skewed personality


So that's how it's done.

*goes to juggle his amp with his face*
#12
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With a performance like that, I don't see you being head of the class.


for the love of god someone quickly shoop this into the CSI: miami strip
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#13
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So that's how it's done.

*goes to juggle his amp with his face*

I'm not kidding, it didn't split my skull thank god, and didn't deliver any damage beside a huge cut on my head.

and since then I've had a weird personality, which oddly enough fits perfectly into the pit
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I had... stool fall on my head when I was 1.5 years old. I almost died.

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#16
Need vids NAO!!
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I'm not kidding, it didn't split my skull thank god, and didn't deliver any damage beside a huge cut on my head.

and since then I've had a weird personality, which oddly enough fits perfectly into the pit



when i was young i locked my little brother in the laundry room and turned the lights off, he whacked his head on the laundry schute and bled everywhere; now he has a slightly skewed personality and lots of musical talent.
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#20
I cracked mine open when I was 5 or 6. My cousins were older and bigger and they could climb on this wheelie bin in our garden, naturally I thought this was cool and i had to do it, so for a step up I climbed onto a space hopper(I know), it rolled back and i fell and hit the corner of a slab, blood EVERYWHERE. I justgot it glued shut, however I still have a scar at the front of my hair on the right side where no hair grows so I have to grow my hair over it.

I never did get to climb onto that bin
#21
I had an EXTREMELY heavy dog-house dropped on me by a friend.


We were about eight years old and wanted to catch a frog (you know, so we could put it in a jar with a leaf or whatever) and it hopped under the dog house.

Well, he was considerably bigger than me, so he leaned the dog house up on one side and instructed me to crawl under.

Well, I did, and about that time a tarantula-sized spider crawled out from under the edge of the roof of the dog house and onto his arm.

Needless to say, he dropped it. It had nails sticking out of the bottom to hold it in the ground.

Somehow, in my struggling, I managed to drag one of the nails about a foot and a half up my back, making a gash that was probably about a half-inch deep.

That's probably the worst for me.
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With a performance like that, I don't see you being head of the class.



Well I can see that he wont be the HEAD of a major corporation.
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#23
ive had 3 sets of 3 stitches in my face/head on 3 different occaisons. All 3 of them, I fell off a bunkbed and landed on the corner of a nigthtable.
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