Poll: Brush Before or After Breakfast
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View poll results: Brush Before or After Breakfast
Before
29 21%
After
110 79%
Voters: 139.
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#2
I don't eat breakfast.
I will stand by all this drinking if it helps me through these days,
It takes a long time just to get this all straight.
#3
after, whats the point of brushing your teeth before
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#5
I don't eat breakfast. Your logic is flawed.
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after, whats the point of brushing your teeth before
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#8
while eating breakfast...
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#9
Brush teeth? Breakfast? I've never heard of these foreign matters..


I don't eat breakfast, so both I guess
#11
Quote by frozen_soul
after, whats the point of brushing your teeth before

I don't like eating when my mouth still feels all unclean (like when you have that fuzzy feeling on your teeth and that bad taste in your mouth after sleeping)
#12
Quote by Duffman123
Brush teeth + Orange Juice =

I know right? It's absolutely disgusting.

I brush after, for both hygenic and taste reasons.
#13
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after, whats the point of brushing your teeth before

This

And toothpaste after OJ doesn't really bother me that much
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#14
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This

And toothpaste after OJ doesn't really bother me that much


OJ after toothpaste tastes horrible.
After, I don't wanna brush twice.

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#15
Quote by Duffman123
Brush teeth + Orange Juice =


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#16
after
im too tired and hungry to do it before since all i want is food
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#17
My breakfast usually consists of Pop Tarts or a bagel grabbed on the way out the door. So before.

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#20
I can't eat with a nasty taste in my mouth that's been stewing there for at least 8 hours...so I have to brush my teeth before I eat breakfast...and people who complain about the whole OJ taste...it goes away after the first sip. Jeez.

In a perfect world, I would brush before and after...but some things are just too impossible
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#21
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after, whats the point of brushing your teeth before

This.

You're gonna get quoted alot in this thread.
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#22
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My breakfast usually consists of Pop Tarts or a bagel grabbed on the way out the door. So before.

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that was until i made a graph of how much my boss pissed me off. but seriously dude, graphs.
#25
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Brush teeth + Orange Juice =


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#26
If the taste in my mouth is really bad, I'll brush before as well. Usually just after though. (For days I eat breakfast, that is.)
#27
my friends all brush before... i have no idea why... i dont see the point... i brush after

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#28
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#30
Before, during and after.
Brush your teeth or they may become white, NO THEY MUST BE PEARL.


Teeth brushing is gay.
#31
After. If you do it before, you won't taste anything. That's like taking a shower and then rolling around in mud.
#32
Before - Bad Taste
After - Cornflakes get stuck in teeth which is leads to a not very pleasant brushing experience
#33
Quote by Duffman123
Before - Bad Taste
After - Cornflakes get stuck in teeth which is leads to a not very pleasant brushing experience


So you'd rather said cornflakes just eroded in your mouth instead and destroyed your teeth?
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#34
I'm just to lazy to wake up, get dressed, do my other morning routine stuff, then come down and eat before going back up and brushing. It's inconvenient.

Also, isn't the toothpaste+OJ thing because of the acidity of the juice and alkalinity of the toothpaste? Just a theory.
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#35
Quote by direngrey680
I can't eat with a nasty taste in my mouth that's been stewing there for at least 8 hours...so I have to brush my teeth before I eat breakfast...and people who complain about the whole OJ taste...it goes away after the first sip. Jeez.

In a perfect world, I would brush before and after...but some things are just too impossible

Maybe to your primitive taste buds

Quote by Salute to Jaco
I'm just to lazy to wake up, get dressed, do my other morning routine stuff, then come down and eat before going back up and brushing. It's inconvenient.

Also, isn't the toothpaste+OJ thing because of the acidity of the juice and alkalinity of the toothpaste? Just a theory.

It is because of the foaming agent in toothpaste, if you make your own or use baking powder then you will not get the taste (or use toothpaste that doesn't include it). (Or do I mean baking soda? I always get them mixed up)
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#36
After, because that's the point.
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#37
Why don't you people eat breakfast? It's the most important meal of the day! I brush before btw.
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#38
It depends if I just grab something as I'm leaving or not. Usually after though.
#39
I don't eat breakfast man.

But it's pretty much the first thing i do when i wake up. I just hop outta bed, naked and all; then go brush my teeth.
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