#1
okay homecoming is coming up and i couldn't get a date. what should I do all night to keep busy? both my parents will be away. and all my friends will be at homecoming.
#3
do what i did, spend the whole night reading
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#10
Seriously, if your parents are out, do you smoke weed? Or fap or whatever. Get yo' pr0n on .
#14
try whomping.
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#16
..Go without a date?

If anyone asks, say she died. They'll feel too bad to criticize your crappy excuse.
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#18
Parents aren't home?

Break that shit out!
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#19
you could start world of warcraft, you wont ever remember homecoming ever
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#20
step 1. video camera
step 2. fap
step 3. ?????
step 4. profit
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#21
I asked someone, she said no, so I am either going to go with some friends, or I will be playing COD4. Sounds like a win-win situation for me.
#22
1. Invite other dateless friends over

2. Roll a Super-joint

3. Watch Step Brothers

4. Eat pizza rolls
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#24
^this man knows what he's talking about.
edit: dammit!, i'm talking about dudetheman.
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1. Invite other dateless friends over

2. Roll a Super-joint

3. Watch Step Brothers

4. Eat pizza rolls

Thats a better night than homecoming, hands down.
There is a war going on for your mind.

If you are thinking, you are winning.


Resistance is victory.


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Do not sit idly by.
#28
just go? i nvr went with a date to school dances, even prom but that didnt stop me. i went and had a good time with friends. besides, theres other girls who dont have dates that u can "grind" with. i was at a school dance with friends and these girls just came up and grinded on me, it was hot. or do what dudetheman said, cuz that will be killer. pizza rolls are AWESOME!!!11!!!!!1!QQ!Qone!!1!
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