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Ive been thinking.
Is there a god of Jamming? What would he look like? What would his name be? What would be his famous stories and exploits? Would he be hardcore brutal or would he be a peace loving hippie?

Thoughts?
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#4
Peace loving hippie FTW!
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#5
If there's a rock God, then why do strings break?
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#8
if there isnt, than it doesnt make much sense to be jamming in the name of the lord, now does it?
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I have no opinion on this matter.
#15
The only deity worth listening to...


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this is like the 9th time i've seen you report a thread that isn't breaking any rules... read up on the sites rules youngin'
#17
Omg its cthulhu (sp?????)!!!
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What seems to be the problem, officer?

Also, I think a prayer to a god of jam would be wise, but I dont know who to pray to. Who do you guys pray to?
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#20
Also, you're all wrong. Looks alone, it's gotta be Georgie:

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What seems to be the problem, officer?

Also, I think a prayer to a god of jam would be wise, but I dont know who to pray to. Who do you guys pray to?



I say this prayer everyday, and thrice before each show


Ph'nglui mglw'nafh Cthulhu R'lyeh wgah'nagl fhtagn
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#22
Ahh, but the god of jam does not necessarily look like Jesus. Maybe he does???
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this is like the 9th time i've seen you report a thread that isn't breaking any rules... read up on the sites rules youngin'


1. I actually didn't report the thread
2. I have only ever once (or possibly twice) reported a thread in my entire UG career..so I don't know what you're talking about..
3. I'm older than you
4. Hello fellow Canuck
#24
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Ive been thinking.
Is there a god of Jamming? What would he look like? What would his name be? What would be his famous stories and exploits? Would he be hardcore brutal or would he be a peace loving hippie?

Thoughts?
I was going to make a joke about your thread...... until I saw your avatar. Anyone with an L avatar deserves my highest respect!!
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#25
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Is there a god of Jamming?
Yup.

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#27
Actually, a universe ruled by a Jamming God would make some amount of sense. In nature, we see variation, and an increase in enthalpy, however, this "chaos" is governed by what we also observe and call "laws", just as a jamming session can consist of complex rythmes, licks, and riffs, but these sessions are ordered by the key they are played in, as well as a set tempo (of course both can be adjusted or changed, just like the tweaking of a hypothesis). So in jamming, as in the universe (or in thought?) we reduce the manifold to unity using theories, or laws.
#28
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Also, you're all wrong. Looks alone, it's gotta be Georgie:



Yeah for some reason George Harrison sounds about right.
I will stand by all this drinking if it helps me through these days,
It takes a long time just to get this all straight.
#29
god is an alcoholic. He chews on viagra everyday to satisfy his angels
#30
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so are you just trollin in EVERY post tonight?
#31
I would have to say Hendrix, that man didn't even try and he caused me to jizz my pants when he played music.
Due what you want as long as you vote Due!
#32
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I say this prayer everyday, and thrice before each show


Ph'nglui mglw'nafh Cthulhu R'lyeh wgah'nagl fhtagn



Then when shall we awaken him?
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#35
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He will return off his throne in heaven someday.

Good Call

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#37
Yes, and his name is B.B mother fucking King.
That's right, you read right. He has a King in his name.
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#38
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Then when shall we awaken him?

when the stars are right....

*ominous music*
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#39
In guitar class last year we all prayed to the "Gods of rock" before our performance, we played freebird, with the whole solo, only 4 people did the solo though. Still, it was wonderous...but after playing that song everyday for like 3 weeks I'm damned sick of it.
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#40
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He will return off his throne in heaven someday.

that's a sexy guitar
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