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So I was just minding my business cleaning my ears and this pops out?

Yeah, I can clean my ears regularly (Every 2 days usually) So don't be like OMFG CLEAN YOUR EARS.


Anyway anyone else ever found weird **** in their ear?
I will stand by all this drinking if it helps me through these days,
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#3
Quote by Tire Me.
Eww.

And it's just earwax.


Yeah but for ear wax it's pretty ****ing nasty.
I will stand by all this drinking if it helps me through these days,
It takes a long time just to get this all straight.
#4
Quote by Syndromity
Yeah but for ear wax it's pretty ****ing nasty.


Don't ever look into the jar after they syringe your ears, man.
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#5
dude....
Roses are red
Voilets are blue
The only bulge in my pocket is my wallet
No i'm not happy to see you
#6
Quote by VANGELIS!
Don't ever look into the jar after they syringe your ears, man.

What is this syringe your ears?
I will stand by all this drinking if it helps me through these days,
It takes a long time just to get this all straight.
#8
Quote by st.stephen
It's like got legs.


Definitely shoopable.


I will stand by all this drinking if it helps me through these days,
It takes a long time just to get this all straight.
#10
I've had worse...

*goes to clean ears*
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#11
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#12
Quote by Syndromity
What is this syringe your ears?


It's a method of irrigating your ear canals of built up earwax using a warm saline solution injected using a syringe which sucks it all out into a container after softening it. Your doctor will always ask you if you want to take a look - refuse.
Evolution 101

Get down Moses - part another sea,
Carve another tablet out of L.S.D.
#13
Quote by VANGELIS!
It's a method of irrigating your ear canals of built up earwax using a warm saline solution injected using a syringe which sucks it all out into a container after softening it. Your doctor will always ask you if you want to take a look - refuse.


That sounds pretty strange and nasty, I've never had that done though.
I will stand by all this drinking if it helps me through these days,
It takes a long time just to get this all straight.
#16
Quote by ShallowEndings
Gross dude, WTF!

On topic, did this just come out my ass?

*Dildo*

You're probably going to feel the banhammer for that one mate, I'd take it down.
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#17
Quote by consecutive e
You're probably going to feel the banhammer for that one mate, I'd take it down.

It's a piece of plastic?
#19
My band director once had a live spider living in his ear.
I think it's time for a change.



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#20
Quote by ShallowEndings
Yes sir, it was posted before so

Not much worse than this pic though

Better to be safe than sorry I guess.
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Fender Jazz Bass
1967 Fender Coronado Bass II
Warwick Star Bass
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#24
Quote by speakers
what's it smell like?

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Light it on fire and smell it.

This.
sim simma

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#25
I found a booger in my ear once that was weird...perhaps I shouldn't pick my nose and then my ear at the same time eh?
#26
Why in the name of god did you feel you needed to share this with us?

brb i'm gonna pick my nose and post about it on UG...
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#27
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#28
Quote by metalmanjosip
Why in the name of god did you feel you needed to share this with us?

brb i'm gonna pick my nose and post about it on UG...

Err it followed the topic didn't it
#29
Quote by Iamlightofevil
Err it followed the topic didn't it


was refering to the OP

but still
It has come to my recent attention that our good friend CoreysMonster is not permanently detained in the Fotb.

i would like to make an apology to the following people:


that is all.

I use Linux
#31
Quote by Syndromity
Did that just come out of my ear?
Maybe.
Did someone recently give you a swirly in a bowl that still had a dookie in it?
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I wont be like those jerks who dedicate their beliefs to logic and reaosn.
#32
Quote by metalmanjosip
was refering to the OP

but still

I see said the blind man to the deaf mute.
#33
Quote by Iamlightofevil
I see said the blind man to the deaf mute.

who replied I think our crippled son is dancing.
I will stand by all this drinking if it helps me through these days,
It takes a long time just to get this all straight.
#36
Whats wrong with this sick disgusting freak? I hope his girlfriend leaves him or he remains a virgin forever.
I've been here since '04.

#38
To be honest Ive had a lot worse. My ears get filthy really quickly and its bloody annoying. I keep them clean ofcourse but its such a pain to waste like 6 or 7 of those on my ears. The **** that comes out of my ear...damn.
#39
Quote by VANGELIS!
It's a method of irrigating your ear canals of built up earwax using a warm saline solution injected using a syringe which sucks it all out into a container after softening it. Your doctor will always ask you if you want to take a look - refuse.


Why would anyone want to look?
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