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#2
Wilford

But I would have a maid.
I will stand by all this drinking if it helps me through these days,
It takes a long time just to get this all straight.
#3
Darkie.
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#5
Freedom.

Just because I love irony.
I think its time to pack your things lets go,
To a place where we both know,
And dont worry, I'll drive real slow,
Spend some time before we go..
#6
Bitch.

Hey Bitch Wheres my Sammich?
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#7
Quote by CoreysMonster
what would you name him?

I'd name mine Yancy.

i would name him Minuteman Yancy, and he would blast commies in the american revolution!
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I have no opinion on this matter.
#8
I dunno i'd have him on an extendable lead so i'd probably just tug on it.

Then i'd have him tug on it. Nahmean?
#10
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i would name him Minuteman Yancy, and he would blast commies in the american revolution!

Oh god, I'm such a Futurama nerd, I actually got that
#12
Ass muncher, or Brian.

Nonetheless, I'd never let him date Elaine, because he's my bulter (cookie for referance)
Call me Cam
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#13
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Oh god, I'm such a Futurama nerd, I actually got that

ha, i thought your post was a futurama reference to begin with. i was just calling you out.
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I have no opinion on this matter.
#14
Quote by CoreysMonster
Wilford the maid?

ಠ_ಠ

you have weird fantasies


Nononononon.

The butler would be named wilford, the maid I have no idea.
I will stand by all this drinking if it helps me through these days,
It takes a long time just to get this all straight.
#15
Quote by Zugunruhe
ha, i thought your post was a futurama reference to begin with. i was just calling you out.

well, you were wrong.

does the name Doug YANCY Funnie ring a bell?
#16
Butlebee Frankstington the third: protector of the forest key.

edit: no spelling mistakes there
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#20
Dog.
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#22
Alfred.. but since that sounds pretty gay i would call him spiderman
Bring me some ketchup spiderman!!!! >.<
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#24
well don't butlers come with names already?
Chelsea FC



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#25
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well don't butlers come with names already?


nope
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Dr. Speakers
#27
If he was british, he would be called Mumbly, because you can't understand a word those guys say. Ironically, my brother calls me mumbly because he can't understand me when i speak.

If he was latino, i would call him Luis, because i'm sick of Jose.

If he was white, i'd call him bitch. Get me a sammich bitch.

If he was black, well, i guess i would call him you. Hey you. Get me a sammich

I guess, if i had the money to get a butler, i wouldn't talk to him other than to get me sammiches and sodie pops.
I am the only sane person on the planet. Does that make me crazy?

Crank the Mids
#28
Sex slave #1
Most of the important things


in the world have been accomplished


by people who have kept on


trying when there seemed to be no hope at all
#29
I would name him Honorificabilitudinitatibus The Squire.

Or


Lopado temakhko selakho galeo kraniol eipsano drim hypo trimmato silphio karabo melito katakekhy meno kikhl epikossypho phatto perister alektryon opto kephallio kigklo peleio lagōio siraio baphē tragano pterýgōn the Turd.
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You sick bastard.



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#31
Archimedes Von Barstool.
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Dunno, but I'd change my last name to Bates.


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#32
Geeves, of course.
“Its not easy being a man you know. I had to get dressed today… and there are other pressures.”
-Dylan Moran
#35
I'd call him Florence but I named my vagina that.
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#38
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Does that ! count as a click?
I will stand by all this drinking if it helps me through these days,
It takes a long time just to get this all straight.
#39
You know, most maids/butlers ALREADY have names. Unless your maid is your own child then you have no right to name them.

I think
a little lost.....
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