#1
This is a list of things that I believe All UG ers can agree on (well "all" is a bit ambitious but lets see shall we)

1) No ones done more drugs than Keith Richards and lived to tell the tale
2) The Arguement between Megadeth and Metallica will never cease
3) Clapton is in fact a god
4) Cliff, Hendrix, Lennon, Bonham and Jones will be missed
5) Lemmy never lies
6) If it werent for guitar hero no one would have ever heard of Dragonforce
7) Friends don't let friends get haircuts
8) 14 years is too long for a record to be made
9) There were two brothers in Oasis and only one of them was talented
10) The Jonas Brothers are ****
11) You make a thread with unfounded claims and you better be able to handle the flaming of a sexually frustrated, sunlight deprived and likely stoned group of individuals who when arent playing guitar are instead furiously masturbating....or simply put "pit monkeys"


feel free to add your own additions if you so wish.... or dont
#5
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Once in each thread you have to say "I Cum Blood"

Yay for the CC Reference.

Also I must add that friends do let friends get haircuts, because a lot of times they look like dumbasses walking around with you ( you don't want to be seen with a dumbass do you ? )

and I heard of / hated Dragonforce just as much as I did before GH came out so that one is also in fact false.
#6
what is this i dont even
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#7
I disagree with 3,7,11.
I will stand by all this drinking if it helps me through these days,
It takes a long time just to get this all straight.
#9
12) we can all agree that threads like this never work
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#10
11 made me laugh.

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I disagree with 3,7,11.

Clapton is god!
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#11
one of those things you will look back on t/s and this 'omg that was embarrassing and ghey'
#12
Mods have the ability to warn and ban users.

I think we can all agree on that no matter what walk of life you come from.
#13
Kanye is an interrupter.
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#15
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We can agree that we don't agree about much.

This is the only one that makes sense.
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#17
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This is the only one that makes sense.

what the hell didn't make sense in my post?


#18
My contribution:

St Anger was a brilliant album.

My analysis:


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3) Clapton is in fact a god


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4) Cliff, Hendrix, Lennon, Bonham and Jones will be missed
Only Cliff will be missed.

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5) Lemmy never lies
True.

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6) If it werent for guitar hero no one would have ever heard of Dragonforce
I'd heard of Dragonforce before Guitar Hero and had quite liked the song up until that point.

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7) Friends don't let friends get haircuts
None of my friends seemed to care.

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10) The Jonas Brothers are ****
Yes the Jonas Brothers are shite, but now they're just boring.
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#19
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There is no god.


John Lennon> Jesus
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#20
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what the hell didn't make sense in my post?



Yeah but you're just stating the obvious
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#22
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John Lennon> Jesus


Now I'm not religious, but saying that Jesus is worst than a hippie is extremely harsh.
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#23
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3) Clapton is in fact a god


Nope, pretty sure he exists.

6) If it werent for guitar hero no one would have ever heard of Dragonforce


Known them since they released VOTD.

7) Friends don't let friends get haircuts


Hair has no relation to music. Unless you're Samson.

8) 14 years is too long for a record to be made


The Eagles disagree.

9) There were two brothers in Oasis and only one of them was talented


Lies.

10) The Jonas Brothers are ****


...yeah, I'll give you that one.
#24
Quote by Venice King
Yeah but you're just stating the obvious

And it's sad to think that some people gladly accept that
yet argue that 0.999... =/= 1

*leaves flustered*


#25
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Now I'm not religious, but saying that Jesus is worst than a hippie is extremely harsh.


So was that. BEHATCH!


And Lennon wasn't a hippie for most of his life.
#26
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4) Cliff, Hendrix, Lennon, Bonham and Jones will be missed


RIP Dime

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#29
i agree with some of those. but i have to say clapton isnt god, because there is none (imo). there can be multiple guitar "gods" for different genres. each genre has its own.
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#31
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RIP Dime

I second that.
I guess this is the only truth all UGers are going to agree on
#32
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...that asianface was the best shoop thread ever?

I dunno, lawlforkids was pretty intense I thought.
#34
3) Clapton is in fact a god
I frankly don't see why Clapton was ever god in the first place.

6) If it werent for guitar hero no one would have ever heard of Dragonforce
False. I heard of Dragonforce before Guitar Hero. I've still never played Guitar Hero (or DragonForce, for that matter)

8) 14 years is too long for a record to be made
Any excuse to hate Axl Rose

9) There were two brothers in Oasis and only one of them was talented
Which one?

11) You make a thread with unfounded claims and you better be able to handle the flaming of a sexually frustrated, sunlight deprived and likely stoned group of individuals who when arent playing guitar are instead furiously masturbating....or simply put "pit monkeys"
Were you prepared when you made this thread?
#35
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3) Clapton is in fact a god


I disagree, I find him a bland and boring guitarist.


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6) If it werent for guitar hero no one would have ever heard of Dragonforce


I haven't heard anyone make this statement, they got big with "Through the Fire and the Flames" when that hit TV music channels and whatnot. It was through the fame of this that got them onto GH.

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9) There were two brothers in Oasis and only one of them was talented


I think none of them are talented.

Just thought I'd put my point across

Also I don't know Lemmy well enough to know whether he lies or not
#36
Quote by DesertEagle
This is a list of things that I believe All UG ers can agree on (well "all" is a bit ambitious but lets see shall we)

1) No ones done more drugs than Keith Richards and lived to tell the tale
2) The Arguement between Megadeth and Metallica will never cease
3) Clapton is in fact a god
4) Cliff, Hendrix, Lennon, Bonham and Jones will be missed
5) Lemmy never lies
6) If it werent for guitar hero no one would have ever heard of Dragonforce
7) Friends don't let friends get haircuts
8) 14 years is too long for a record to be made
9) There were two brothers in Oasis and only one of them was talented
10) The Jonas Brothers are ****
11) You make a thread with unfounded claims and you better be able to handle the flaming of a sexually frustrated, sunlight deprived and likely stoned group of individuals who when arent playing guitar are instead furiously masturbating....or simply put "pit monkeys"


feel free to add your own additions if you so wish.... or dont


Those are wrong.
#37
12) Any story involving a naked female and a pit dweller is merely a tale of falsehood unless pic's are provided.
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#38
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12) Any story involving a naked female and a pit dweller is merely a tale of falsehood unless pic's are provided.


This is the first actually true one.
The playground of the world
#39
Quote by aig91
We can agree that we don't agree about much.


But, then everyone agrees that we don't agree about much...thus causing some queer loophole.