#1
Why in the **** is there a Barbie doll add on ultimate guitar!!!
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Thanks, douche.


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Dude...



Gear:
Ibanez SZ 520QM
Ibanez RG 450DXB
Fender Big Apple Stratocaster
Pod XT Live
Peavey XXX Half Stack
Peavey Bandit 112
and a soul of Rock n' Roll
#3
There's women on here too you know.
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#4
Money for the site. I feel this thread is unneeded.
I AM MASTER OF JIGGLYPUFF.

Current Gear:
Gibson Boneyard with Bigsby
Gibson 93' Explorer W/Nailbombs
G&L 93' Legacy W/Noiseless
Gibson 95' Doublecut W/Angus Bridge

Mesa Stiletto Trident
Bogner Shiva
Mesa 2x12 & 4x12 Cabs
#6
Quote by Kensai
There's women on here too you know.


Admit it dude ... you play with barbies.
My Musical attempts

My youtube music channel

Quote by TOMMYB22
Dammit, beaten to it, and by someone with the same name

CURSE YOU TOMMYT!!!!!!!!!!!!


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I hate tommyt and the high horse which he rides upon
#7
inb4 firefox with adblock plus
all I ever wanted was to pick apart the day
put the pieces back together my way
#8
Cuz Barbies are TeH Br00t4lZ
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- Yes, My name is actually Terran -
- Not just a Starcraft fan -


Terran > Zerg and Protoss
#10
The ads are targeted aren't they?
Quote by SomeoneYouKnew
You should be careful what you say. Some asshole will probably sig it.

Quote by Axelfox
Yup, a girl went up to me in my fursuit one time.

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I can fap to this. Keep going.
#11
*fap* *fap* *fap* *fap* *fap*


...... wat

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#13
Quote by JackalUK
Mine are currently all budget hotels... perhaps its suggesting something


sheraton and le meridien?
My Musical attempts

My youtube music channel

Quote by TOMMYB22
Dammit, beaten to it, and by someone with the same name

CURSE YOU TOMMYT!!!!!!!!!!!!


Quote by daeqwon10000
I hate tommyt and the high horse which he rides upon
#15
Quote by mattman93
inb4 firefox with adblock plus

Yep, you got me.

AB+ FTW.

[IN PHIL WE TRUST]


Quote by Trowzaa
I only play bots. Bots never abandon me. (´・ω・`)

#16
Quote by tommyt
sheraton and le meridien?


Westin, Novote, Sheraton and some other 3 word named one
#17
Logically, it's because Mattell pays UG to have them post their advertisement.

As an aside, mine said "Congratulations! You're a winner!" That was how I knew it was a lie - a cheap, dirty lie.
Do you feel warm within your cage?

And have you figured out yet -


Life goes by?
Quote by Hydra150
There's a dick on Earth, too
It's you
#18
Quote by mattman93
inb4 firefox with adblock plus


well in THAT case, Safari... with adblock. i've never seen even one ad on this site. not a single ad. godbless safari.
#19
Quote by JackalUK
Mine are currently all budget hotels... perhaps its suggesting something

The only woman you can afford is made out of plastic?????
Quote by SomeoneYouKnew
You should be careful what you say. Some asshole will probably sig it.

Quote by Axelfox
Yup, a girl went up to me in my fursuit one time.

Quote by Xiaoxi
I can fap to this. Keep going.
#22
Quote by SteveHouse
Also.... "realsies"?

Yes - realsies.

For serial....
Do you feel warm within your cage?

And have you figured out yet -


Life goes by?
Quote by Hydra150
There's a dick on Earth, too
It's you
#24
Quote by Butthead
Money for the site. I feel this thread is unneeded.

this
Bands I must see in concert
Silvertide
The Black Crowes
Jackyl
Black Stone Cherry
AC/DC
StoneRider
Freedomhawk
The Darkness and/or the sideprojects of the band members
Buckcherry
The Answer

Theres more. But those are the main ones
#25
Quote by JackalUK
That hurts you know, it really does...


You know I can only afford a fleshlight


Maybe we can have a whipround and get you like a cardboard cut out of a model to go with it or something?
My Musical attempts

My youtube music channel

Quote by TOMMYB22
Dammit, beaten to it, and by someone with the same name

CURSE YOU TOMMYT!!!!!!!!!!!!


Quote by daeqwon10000
I hate tommyt and the high horse which he rides upon
#26
Quote by JackalUK
That hurts you know, it really does...


You know I can only afford a fleshlight

I'm sorry.
Do you want to borrow my Barbie? She's clean.
Quote by SomeoneYouKnew
You should be careful what you say. Some asshole will probably sig it.

Quote by Axelfox
Yup, a girl went up to me in my fursuit one time.

Quote by Xiaoxi
I can fap to this. Keep going.
#27
Quote by JackalUK
Mine are currently all budget hotels... perhaps its suggesting something

I keep getting "20 quick chicken recipes!"
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#28
This has never happened to me before, but Kensai, I just saw your sig as a man in a red shirt with rainbow pants on, and my mind froze in its tracks.

[IN PHIL WE TRUST]


Quote by Trowzaa
I only play bots. Bots never abandon me. (´・ω・`)

#30
Quote by Kensai
I keep getting "20 quick chicken recipes!"


Is there one for soup for the ill guy on 1st page?
#31
What?!?!?! THIS IS A GODDAMN OUTRAGE!!!!!!
Quote by ChemicalFire
He was too stunned by my fresh truths.

Quote by GodofCheesecake
"And I would've gotten away with it too, if it weren't for you darn kids and your meddling and your breakadowns!"

Quote by Nakedbythecomp
Metal is a sub-genre of metalcore since metalcore is more popular therefore better.
#33
Quote by SteveHouse
This has never happened to me before, but Kensai, I just saw your sig as a man in a red shirt with rainbow pants on, and my mind froze in its tracks.


CANNOT... UNSEE!!



Quote by JackalUK
Is there one for soup for the ill guy on 1st page?


I just suggested it to him
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#34
Quote by Jackal58
The ads are targeted aren't they?

I get ads to increase my penis size....
Quote by ChemicalFire
He was too stunned by my fresh truths.

Quote by GodofCheesecake
"And I would've gotten away with it too, if it weren't for you darn kids and your meddling and your breakadowns!"

Quote by Nakedbythecomp
Metal is a sub-genre of metalcore since metalcore is more popular therefore better.
#35
Quote by Kensai
There's women on here too you know.



i thought i smelt the pheromones. one of them must be menstruating.
#36
Quote by SteveHouse
Yep, you got me.

AB+ FTW.
This man speaks the truth.
Only play what you hear. If you don’t hear anything, don’t play anything.
-Chick Corea
#37
Mine's talking about parenting... O.o
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THANK you. I love you forever.


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Why are you researching for Christmas? It's only Ma- HOLY CRAP WHERE'S 2009 GONE!?!?!?


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You're right, that is weird. You win.
#38
Quote by Monolith295
I get ads to increase my penis size....

That must be embarrassing for a girl.
Quote by SomeoneYouKnew
You should be careful what you say. Some asshole will probably sig it.

Quote by Axelfox
Yup, a girl went up to me in my fursuit one time.

Quote by Xiaoxi
I can fap to this. Keep going.
#39
Quote by Jackal58
That must be embarrassing for a girl.

But I'm a guy. Unless you're getting at something I don't see.
Quote by ChemicalFire
He was too stunned by my fresh truths.

Quote by GodofCheesecake
"And I would've gotten away with it too, if it weren't for you darn kids and your meddling and your breakadowns!"

Quote by Nakedbythecomp
Metal is a sub-genre of metalcore since metalcore is more popular therefore better.
#40
**** sake. read the rules.
On vacation from modding = don't pm me with your pish