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... I've found things out of place. I've taken pictures of my room before I left and compared them to the room. Different. I've left specific items in specific places in specific ways. They've been moved or put back differently. I've locked my door and things like this are still happening. What do I do?

Rape is not an option because I don't know who this person is.

I've thought of buttering the floor in front of the door before I leave, rigging my camera to start recording when the door opens, and getting a friend to come to my room, leave, and then wait for the culprit.

Suggestions?

EDIT: I've decided it must be my friend. I remembered I gave him a key in case of emergencies. He also gave me one. (can't be my landlord, he's away)

I don't want to confront him and lose the element of surprise, so how do I **** him up?
Last edited by mamosa at Sep 24, 2009,
#3
suspect drugs.

or

maybe you suffer from dissociative identity disorder, and one of your personalities is a compulsive idiot who takes pictures of his room because he suspects someone is moving around his stuff, while your other personality IS the one moving around all of the stuff.

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Last edited by ilikeguitar90 at Sep 24, 2009,
#4
WTF.

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#6
How wrong you are... rape is always an option.
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#7
Weird. Once you figure out who it is though, Whomp him.

I would suggest rigging your camera to record when the door opens. Your friend might work, but then again whoever is going into your room would probably see them go in there and not leave your room with you.
#8
if you live on your own, call the ****in cops

if you live with your parents, it means they are searching your room for porn, alcohol, drugs, and naked men
#10
Your sister/sister's boyfriend saw your other thread and is searching your room for the condom of doom.
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#12
sorry about that dude i am a serial gay rapist and was watching the film Cruising with Al Pachino.


i was searching to see if you had a red handkerchief.
#16
Quote by lucertia.
sorry about that dude i am a serial gay rapist and was watching the film Cruising with Al Pachino.


i was searching to see if you had a red hanky.


...


To the rest of you, I don't live at home, I live in an apartment without a roommate.
#17
Quote by mamosa
...


To the rest of you, I don't live at home, I live in an apartment without a roommate.



you are then in the process of being set up for rape, or are being robbed daily. call dem ****in popos
#19
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Weird. Once you figure out who it is though, Whomp him.

I would suggest rigging your camera to record when the door opens. Your friend might work, but then again whoever is going into your room would probably see them go in there and not leave your room with you.
Since you live alone, this. Hide the camera in a really sneaky place like in a shoebox facing the door.
#20
Quote by mamosa
...


To the rest of you, I don't live at home, I live in an apartment without a roommate.



Maybe someone is pleasuring themselves in your apartment.
#21
Quote by alaskan_ninja
Your sister/sister's boyfriend saw your other thread and is searching your room for the condom of doom.


For some reason, that was the first idea that popped into my mind when I opened the thread and saw who the TS was.
#22
probaly someone planning a suprise party...........suprise your gonne get raped
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#23
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just hide a camera somewhere, or go out through your front door making sure everyone sees you, then sneak back in through another door and wait in your room.


What if the culprit is armed? Get a nanny cam and wait...

Update this thread when/if you catch him/her
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#25
Odd thing is... nothing's missing. I'm getting REALLY PARANOID! I mean, what if some guy's just coming in here to sniff my pillows and jizz on my bed?



ALEX VIK! SNEAKY BASTARD!
#26
Quote by mamosa
Odd thing is... nothing's missing. I'm getting REALLY PARANOID!



It's dane cook. someone's doin a B and E...
#27
Quote by mamosa
Odd thing is... nothing's missing. I'm getting REALLY PARANOID! I mean, what if some guy's just coming in here to sniff my pillows and jizz on my bed?



ALEX VIK! SNEAKY BASTARD!



Once you said jizz on my bed, I knew that was coming!
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#28
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Odd thing is... nothing's missing. I'm getting REALLY PARANOID! I mean, what if some guy's just coming in here to sniff my pillows and jizz on my bed?



ALEX VIK! SNEAKY BASTARD!
No one jizzed on your bed, dude.


... but have you noticed a different taste on your toothbrush?
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#29
change your sheets
lay naked in bed until some one comes in.
????
Profit
#30
Quote by mamosa
getting a friend to come to my room, leave, and then wait for the culprit.


This would work, get em to come through a window or back door, make sure no one knows they're there, stash them in your closet then bail out. Make sure your friend who's stashed in your room is equipped with something sharp too, that way they can shank them. Your friend will have permission to be in your room, the trespasser on the other hand will not.

Of course, a camera would work, but that's takes more effort.
#31
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No one jizzed on your bed, dude.


... but have you noticed a different taste on your toothbrush?



I really don't like reading your posts. Every time I do, there's some unpleasant tidbit of information I'd rather not know. Like your description of my sister
#32
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I really don't like reading your posts. Every time I do, there's some unpleasant tidbit of information I'd rather not know. Like your description of my sister

What did he say about your sister?
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#35
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This would work, get em to come through a window or back door, make sure no one knows they're there, stash them in your closet then bail out. Make sure your friend who's stashed in your room is equipped with something sharp too, that way they can shank them. Your friend will have permission to be in your room, the trespasser on the other hand will not.

Of course, a camera would work, but that's takes more effort.


Of course, it may get awkward when his friend realizes that he/she's not the only one in the closet.
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Quote by mamosa
I really don't like reading your posts. Every time I do, there's some unpleasant tidbit of information I'd rather not know. Like your description of my sister
You can't bury your head in the sand forever, man. Don't shoot the messenger.

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#37
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I'm not going to relive it! Look at my other thread. You'll see it


He must hate you. Or he has a 10-year-old-esque crush on you...
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#39
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You can't bury your head in the sand forever, man. Don't shoot the messenger.



#40
could it be your roomate gave there key to a friend an that friend is coming in using teh place when your out?
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