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#1
Hey Pit,

So today i hade a whole double period of substitute teachers

So what i did:
-Walked in and shouted at the supply teacher in a very loud and patronising voice.
-On being told to answer some questions i replied"im dyslexic".
-I yelled random swear words at obscene volumes.
-I insulted a few people.
-Threw a soccer ball around.
-Re-created the battle of pearl harbour on my desk.
-Watched porn and yelled "smash her till she bleeds"
-and then finally she wrote my name down to give to the teacher

Iv got the next lesson in 2 days i hope she will have forgotten

So how does the pit annoy substitute teachers ???
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#4
Man I bet everyone in your class thinks you're really cool and funny.
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#8
Don't annoy the teachers.
If anything I think you should congratulate them for putting up with insolent brats such as yourself.
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#12
Pfft, kids these days have no creativity.
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#13
TS is clearly really cool.

"lol i dont care about my education lolol!!!1"
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#14
Don't work that much maybe?

There's no point learning with substitube teachers, all you do is do stuff over and all that. Well, in my school anyway.
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#15
Pearl Harbor was badass tho.
´tis not.

Seriously, cut this **** out.
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#16
at TS
turn desks to face the back wall, or different desks different directions
don't show up
take a pillow to school in your bag, put it on the desk at the start of the lesson and sleep, for added effect bring an alarm clock, the wind up ones.
#17
how bout grow up, thatll teach em
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Past experience?

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#19
You're on this level of cool, brah.
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#21
TS is a jackass...

Lessons with sub teachers are never hard, so just take it easy in their lessons.
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#22
I had a cool substitute teacher once. I was a Sophomore and this hot blonde lady walks into my Science classroom, says shes the substitute, then says that if anyone wants to leave they can. But me being me, I decided to stay...

... I'm glad I did, cause that was the first time I've ever seen a teacher get so hyper on Pepsi (which she smuggled in from her car) that she randomly hid in a sandbox.
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#23
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Don't annoy the teachers.
If anything I think you should congratulate them for putting up with insolent brats such as yourself.

This.
I hate the dicks that try to piss off teachers so they'll look 'cool' infront of everyone else!
Instead, we make friends with our teachers & have good conversations with them.
My PE teacher freakin' ruled, shame I'm not doing it anymore but he was great, joked around, shared drunken stories, etc.
My Philosophy teacher - great! We all have debates that barely ever have anything to do with Philosophy!
My old English teacher was great as well, just insulted the people that tried to make his work harder, but did so greatly, & the idiots never even knew they were being insulted!

That's a much better way to treat teachers!
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You're on this level of cool, brah.

amazing that people are wasting memory on their camera taking pictures of them!
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#27
As a teacher who also subs. I would have no problem letting the dean take care of you
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#28
Fact: TS is a dick.

They're only trying to do their job to pay the bills, they could probably do without having to put up with jackasses like you.
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#29
I want to be like you. You're my hero dude. Seriously, if only I was half as cool as you I'd die a happy man. Do you have like a fan club that I can subscribe to or anything? Or can I pay you to give me lessons in awesomeness? I just don't think I can live another day without knowing the secret to your amazingness... *and I'm all sarcasmed out*
#30
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amazing that people are wasting memory on their camera taking pictures of them!

You dissin' my boys, brah?
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#31
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Fact: TS is a dick.

They're only trying to do their job to pay the bills, they could probably do without having to put up with jackasses like you.



This. They're people too you know and they're actually doing a public service (except for the really **** teachers obviously). If you have a good teacher in a subject it can make you want to do it forever.
#32
The best way for TS to annoy substitute teachers would be to kill himself, right now.
That way, they're robbed of a fund of stories starting "there was this one retard in a class I had to take..."
#33
Did TS seriously think he'd get kudos for this thread?
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#34
I don't annoy my substitute teachers.

They only try to make a living and traveling from school to school for short-period gigs, meeting new snotnosed kids all the time who does not want to learn and use Substitute teachers as cannon fodder, I prefer giving my substitute teachers a break. But still, other kids end up pissing them off, so I make no difference.
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#36
Shouting out random crap? Man, your skills on this subject suck! Observe: one classic is to make balloons out of condoms, rub them on your hair until they can stick to the ceiling. Its funny when the teachers notice it at the beggining, its epic "lulz" when they fall down during class.

But only do that with teachers, that know that your class is hardworking,creative and friendly, because you'll get expelled instantly if you constantly piss off your teacher. Remember they are humans too.
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#37
Best way to annoy a substitute teacher?

Stand on your desk, grab and knife and cut your balls off. Yeah, that'll get the sub mad!
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#38
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amazing that people are wasting memory on their camera taking pictures of them!

It's more amazing that they think they look good!
#39
Dudez i totlly h8 skool and suplied teecherz! lol! 1 tym i ponched da suplid teecher in da face adn every1 in da clas sed how kool i woz!

yeah TS, you're a massive badass.
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