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#1
Grab your pencils Pitmonkeys..Its time to calculate your bail.
Just read the 'offense' and if you've done it, you owe that fine. Keep going until you've read each 'offense' and added up your total fine.

And feel free to mention any particularly nasty things you have done from this.

1) Smoked pot -- $10

2) Ever got drunk at work, or went to work while still drunk --$50

3) Cheated on your significant other -- $10

4) Been in love with two people or more at the same time -- $50

5) Said you love someone but didn't mean it -- $25

6) Went streaking -- $5

7) Kissed a co-worker-- $ 20

8) Been arrested -- $5

9) Spent time in jail -- $15

10) Peed in the pool -- $5

11) Done something you regret everday since-- $20

12) Slept with your best friend >-- $20

13) Been in love with a stripper -- $20

14) Went skinny dipping -- $5

15) Been slapped-- $5

16) Slapped someone-- $5

17) Beat up someone -- $20

18) Been dumped -- $10

19) Ever had sex at church -- $25

20) Dated someone you met on My Space -- $25

21) Cheated on test -- $20

22) Vandalized something -- $20

23) Slept with someone in your parents' bed -- $100

24) Crossed dressed -- $10

25) Given money to stripper -- $25

26) Flirted with an officer to get out of a ticket-- $30

27) Kissed some one who's name you didn't know --$10

28) Hit on some one of the same sex while at work-- $15

29) Ever drive drunk -- $20

30) Used toys while having sex -- $30

31) Got drunk, passed out and don't remember the night before -- $20

32) Had sex in a pool -- $20

33) Masturbated -- $10

34) Cheated on your significant other with their relative or close friend --$20

35) Done oral -- $20

36) Got oral -- $20

37) Done / got oral in a car while it was moving-- $25

38) Woke up in the morning and did not know the person who was next to you-- $40

39) Stole something -- $10

40) Slept with someone who has been in jail -- $25

41) Made a home porn video -- $15

42) Had a threesome -- $50

43) Had sex in a public place-- $20

44) Been in the same room while someone was having sex -- $25

45) Stole something worth over more than a hundred dollars --$20

46) Had sex with someone 10 years older -- $20

47) Kissed a teacher while you were still a student--$25

48) Lied to your mate -- $5

49) Lied to your mate about the sex being good -- $25


Mine is $ 460
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Last edited by shattamakar at Sep 24, 2009,
#5
Didn't read the first post, but I was just about to make a thread about this, i need like ten thousand dollars sent to me at the Kingston Pen as soon as possible, if you guys could give me a hand, it'd be really cool
#6
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Tell yours first


$460
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Last edited by shattamakar at Sep 24, 2009,
#9
$165

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Didn't read the first post, but I was just about to make a thread about this, i need like ten thousand dollars sent to me at the Kingston Pen as soon as possible, if you guys could give me a hand, it'd be really cool



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#11
$315...if we aren't counting repeat offenses
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#18
$10

soo... £6.22



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$5/£3.10


no fap?
Last edited by Adam Scott at Sep 24, 2009,
#22
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$460

Wow I've just got 40
I just need about $3.50
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#23
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Me too, but the dollar's puny. $100 is like 10p or something.

According to that one guy in that one thread it's about £1 == $1.66.

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#24
£470
ouch =/
Edit: im the worst so far
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#25
100 million dollars!

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Strike him down with sleight of hand.
And if heaven rides against us
Then God himself must be damned.


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#26
$370. Wow, just wow. All those memories...
Oh, you wouldn't want an angel watching over
Surprise, surprise, they wouldn't wanna watch
#27
$700

I shit you not
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#28
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$370. Wow, just wow. All those memories...

try £470 worth :P
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#29
Roughly over 300.
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#31
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$700

I shit you not


And I thought I was messed up.
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I'm coming for you with a castrator!
You sick bastard.



Watch that video below

If this video reaches 1000 views before Christmas, I'll play with my titties on cam.

#32
$205

You should make more offenses. The "done something you've regretted" one really got me
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#34
$580 haha could be worse
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i thought you meant there was some ancient indian spirit named desi who would come and haunt me during my trip.
#35
Quote by GNiCk89
$700

I shit you not

well the max is about 1035 i rushed it

so i believe you your almost double worse than me and i thought £470 was bad
Without music, life would be a mistake.
Friedrich Nietzsche

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#38
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160,

38) Woke up in the morning and did not know the person who was next to you; Some hobo went into my room while I was asleep, next morning I wake up next to a hobo I dunno.

Roofies, man...

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#39
$180...guess I'm not that bad after all :P.
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