#3
This one time i got really drunk and they wouldn't let me back in..


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i saw a pepper pot and thought ooooo will be fun to snort this i soon learned it wasnt
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#8
this one time i went to the pub and didnt get drunk yea try that its harder than you think
#10
One time my friend's cousin told him that if you got a pint glas and shoved it into and up a corner, the friction would hold it, he did it, smashed the glass, pub cheers.

Another time a guy from dublin I know nearly got in a fight over Guinness or Beamish.
Me and him prefer Guinness but this guy kept on that Beamish is better, I can't get over how soft it tastes, a good beer needs bite dammit!

Once a 40 year old kept hitting on me.

More than once. . .in fact a lot of times, 60 year olds hit on me...
#11
I saw a guy shove a shitload of peanuts in his ass crack for a free bar tab.
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One time my friend's cousin told him that if you got a pint glas and shoved it into and up a corner, the friction would hold it, he did it, smashed the glass, pub cheers.

Another time a guy from dublin I know nearly got in a fight over Guinness or Beamish.
Me and him prefer Guinness but this guy kept on that Beamish is better, I can't get over how soft it tastes, a good beer needs bite dammit!

Once a 40 year old kept hitting on me.

More than once. . .in fact a lot of times, 60 year olds hit on me...


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#13
storys? ive been on a pub which was on the 23rd story once?


funny stories? got so drunk i pooped myself at a friends flat. i tried to dispose of my boxer shorts out the window to find she lived right over a bus stop. once i was so drunk i went home but went to the wrong flat (flat on the wrong side of the street) also one time i was wasted in Rome and we stole a car (shhhh) and drove to the hotel. lol
#15
I got so drunk once that I ended up sleeping with myself.
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#16
aside from fight stories

fell asleep sprawled out on the dance floor of my local rock club, was good times man
#17
I got SO hammered one night I guess I smashed a beer bootle on the floor? lol

I blacked out...then when I came inside from having a smoke the owner, whos name is Ouner, just stood infront of me smiling. I started poking him the the belly. He put his hands on his hips and told me politely "get out!" and I replied "why?" and he said " you smashed a bottle on the floor..right in front of me!" "yeah right" I said. I looked over to my BF and he smiled and said "yeah you did" hahahaha fun times...I still can believe I smashed a bottle on the floor!
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