hey everybody, i was supposed to bring my drama monologue home for the weekend, but forgot it in my locker (its a PA day tomorrow for me.) anyone know if i could find it online somewhere? its contemporary style, about this guy who cracks a boner at his fathers funeral...no joke. the title is totally no relevant, its like dueling and dragons or something...i dont remember it. any help would be appreciated
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"I want you guys to help me find my drama monologue, but idk what it's called."

Yeah, good luck with that.


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I only play bots. Bots never abandon me. (´・ω・`)

My boner killed my father.

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I'm coming for you with a castrator!
You sick bastard.

Watch that video below

If this video reaches 1000 views before Christmas, I'll play with my titties on cam.

just learn the whole of that, drama people will be impressed.... sorry i was no help :P
"Oh, if i could kidnap that feeling, the one that melts all fears from your mind."
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i thought you meant there was some ancient indian spirit named desi who would come and haunt me during my trip.
Emily Dickinson's "Complete Poems. 1924. Part Two: Nature"

THE DAY came slow, till five o’clock,
Then sprang before the hills
Like hindered rubies, or the light
A sudden musket spills.

The purple could not keep the east,
The sunrise shook from fold,
Like breadths of topaz, packed a night,
The boner just unrolled.