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As a man, I see no purpose for me having nipples, ya they look pretty cool but they pointless. Im thinking about getting them removed, I know its something I could probably do at home, but Id rather pay a professional to do it.

Pros:
No more titty twister's.
It would make me more aerodynamic in the water.
I would look like I was from the future.

Cons:
None

Thoughts?
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#3
I'll keep my nipples. They're fun in cold weather.
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#4
All right, Pink...
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#7
Titty twisting actually exists in real life?

Cons: You'd look extremely abnormal, possibly turning off a lot of girls. But I guess it's more than possible to live with that, just think it thoroughly through first


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#10
Might as well remove your penis too. Cause after you remove your nipples you are not gonna need your penis anymore.
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#11
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All right, Pink...


That made me Google "pink remove nipples" and the results were plastered with ads for Pink Nipple Cream.
#13
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That made me Google "pink remove nipples" and the results were plastered with ads for Pink Nipple Cream.

It's from a movie. lol
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#16
wow... Do it!
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, I know its something I could probably do at home, but Id rather pay a professional to do it.

How would you go about doing this at home? Just take a knife and go to town? I know this is a joke, but can you imagine how painful that would be?
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#21
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if requiered, men can produce milk, its been documented


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#22
This is stupid.
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#27
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How would you go about doing this at home? Just take a knife and go to town? I know this is a joke, but can you imagine how painful that would be?


Ya basically... I would take razor and cut around my nips and Im assuming they would just fall off like little pepperonis. From there I would either stitch the holes, or use a butterfly bandage and some super glue to seal it.
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Ya basically... I would take razor and cut around my nips and Im assuming they would just fall off like little pepperonis. From there I would either stitch the holes, or use a butterfly bandage and some super glue to seal it.
#31
Quote by Diet_coke_head
Ya basically... I would take razor and cut around my nips and Im assuming they would just fall off like little pepperonis. From there I would either stitch the holes, or use a butterfly bandage and some super glue to seal it.

now i know your lying
#33
if this thread is a joke = fail
if this thread isnt a joke = epic fail
#34
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Ya basically... I would take razor and cut around my nips and Im assuming they would just fall off like little pepperonis. From there I would either stitch the holes, or use a butterfly bandage and some super glue to seal it.

You could just spray deodorent on it for ages...then you can just flick it off, it actually works my friend witnessed it happen to someone.
#35
Quote by Diet_coke_head
As a man, I see no purpose for me having nipples, ya they look pretty cool but they pointless. Im thinking about getting them removed, I know its something I could probably do at home, but Id rather pay a professional to do it.

Pros:
No more titty twister's.
It would make me more aerodynamic in the water.
I would look like I was from the future.

Cons:
No sex for the rest of my life.

Thoughts?


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#37
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Titty twisting actually exists in real life?

Cons: You'd look extremely abnormal, possibly turning off a lot of girls. But I guess it's more than possible to live with that, just think it thoroughly through first

this, you'd look fooked up TS
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#38
Nobody has actually comment on he stupidity

HE WANTS TO REMOVER HIS NIPPLES! WTF!

that it like getting the lobs of your ears removed, its just pointless and you will look retarded
#39
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Ya basically... I would take razor and cut around my nips and Im assuming they would just fall off like little pepperonis. From there I would either stitch the holes, or use a butterfly bandage and some super glue to seal it.

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