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a multi-paragraph essay about someone in your life who helped shape who you are today, but in a kind of fictional buttered up way. this is for AP english. my teacher is a big fat bitch who hates me. this essay is supposed to be shaped after miss flowers and maya angelou in that one book. lets see what you got pit.
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#2
No. Do your own homework.
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Who the hell do you think you are? Ben Kenobi? sorry but the jedi mind trick doesn't work here....at least on most people it doesn't
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i will. with my handy dandy control + c and control + v skills
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i will. with my handy dandy control + c and control + v skills

Damn, I wish I was that cool.
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#7
you can only wish, brah
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Maybe she hates you because you don't do your own work.

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my teacher is a big fat bitch who hates me.


So you say that your teacher is a big, fat bitch...
You mean like...Kyle's mom?
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essay is supposed to be shaped after miss flowers and maya angelou in that one book.


Excuse me, but WTF is this supposed to mean??
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So you say that your teacher is a big, fat bitch...
You mean like...Kyle's mom?



she makes kyles mom look like a sugarpuss as far as I'm concerned.
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The pit wants does not want to write an essay for me
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#18
Grow the hell up and write your own damn paper. I don't want to hear about your essay assignment. This week, I had to write a classical model essay based on nothing more than Ralph Waldo Emerson's definition of a genius!!!
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#19
i will gtfo. as requested
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Grow the hell up and write your own damn paper. I don't want to hear about your essay assignment. This week, I had to write a classical model essay based on nothing more than Ralph Waldo Emerson's definition of a genius!!!

LOL. Last week someone in my religion class said that Kanye West was a modern day prophet (in complete seriousness). That night, I wrote my paper on why Kanye West is not a prophet... He is God.
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yo ima let you finish but kanye is a lyrical wordsmith. just sayin
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LOL. Last week someone in my religion class said that Kanye West was a modern day prophet (in complete seriousness). That night, I wrote my paper on why Kanye West is not a prophet... He is God.



That.... is.... GENIUS!!

Our first essay in AP English this year was about Frank McCourt's autobiography, "Angela's Ashes," (great read, by the way) and my entire paper discussed the Catholic church's use of sexual repression as a mental weapon on its members. I prominently discussed Frank masturbating and then fearing that he will go to Hell. I got an A on the paper.
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#24
Don't be a pussy, man up and do your homework.
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#25
Ok I'll do it for you.
Hi. (para. 1)

I'm stupid. (para.2)

I'm lazy. (para.3)

Jackal helped turn me into the mental giant I am today. (para. 4)

I have always wanted to fuck a big fat bitch. Fuck me baby! (para. 5)

Np. dude. Happy to help.
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a multi-paragraph essay about someone in your life who helped shape who you are today, but in a kind of fictional buttered up way. this is for AP english. my teacher is a big fat bitch who hates me. this essay is supposed to be shaped after miss flowers and maya angelou in that one book. lets see what you got pit.

I did this last week, its about I know why the caged bird sings.

Its easy, stop whining.
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#27
For $50 and great sex, I'd write one for you. I'm a good writer.
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#28
I dunno, I think it would be really funny if we wrote his essay in the same manner as the
"finish the sentence" game, one person writes a sentence and the person below does another sentence, etc. It'd be fun if TS actually submitted the finished essay.
#29
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a multi-paragraph essay about someone in your life who helped shape who you are today, but in a kind of fictional buttered up way. this is for AP english. my teacher is a big fat bitch who hates me. this essay is supposed to be shaped after miss flowers and maya angelou in that one book. lets see what you got pit.

that doesn't even sound that hard. Do it, ******.

EDIT: ^^^ I'll do start that.


One person who has shaped my life is your mom.


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For $50 and great sex, I'd write one for you. I'm a good writer.

I got $75 and you don't have to write a damn thing.......
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#31
I'll give you your first sentence to give you some ideas.

In this essay I will provide reasons in which how Little Debbie helped shape my english teacher.... All yours from there bud.
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An essay on someone in my life that helped shape who I am today

While many learned professors have abandoned hope of ever discovering the truth behind someone in my life that helped shape who I am today, I for one feel that it is still a worthy cause for examination. In depth analysis of someone in my life that helped shape who I am today can be an enriching experience. Given that its influence pervades our society, spasmodically it returns to create a new passion amongst those who study its history. Often it is seen as both a help and a hinderence to the over 50, obviously. Complex though it is I shall now attempt to provide an exaustive report on someone in my life that helped shape who I am today and its numerous 'industries'.

Social Factors

Society is a human product. When J H Darcy said 'fevour will spread' [1] she shead new light on someone in my life that helped shape who I am today, allowing man to take it by the hand and understand its momentum. More a melody to societies dysfunctions than a parody of the self, someone in my life that helped shape who I am today demonstrates a coherent approach, something so lacking in our culture, that it is not recognised by all.

Recent thought on someone in my life that helped shape who I am today has been a real eye-opener for society from young to old. Clearly it promotes higher individualism and obeyence of instinct. As soon as a child meets someone in my life that helped shape who I am today they are changed.

Economic Factors

The preceding section may have shed some light on society but to really understand man you must know how he spends his money. We will primarily be focusing on the Custard-Not-Mustard model, as is standard in this case.
Transport
Costs

someone in my life that helped shape who I am today

There is no longer a need to argue the importance of someone in my life that helped shape who I am today, it is clear to see that the results speak for themselves. The question which surfaces now is, how? Clearly transport costs is in financial terms 'holding hands with someone in my life that helped shape who I am today.' Supply Side Economic Tax Cuts Tax deductions could turn out to be a risky tactic.

Political Factors

Politics - smolitics! Comparing the ideals of the young with the reality felt by their elders is like contrasting someone in my life that helped shape who I am today and political feeling.

In the words of jazz singer Augstin Rock 'Man's greatest enemy is complacency with regards to personal and political hygiene.' [2] What a fantastic quote. Both spectacular failure and unequaled political accomplishment may be accredited to someone in my life that helped shape who I am today.
Since the Renaissance someone in my life that helped shape who I am today has become more and more prevalent. May it continue.

Conclusion

We can conclude that the someone in my life that helped shape who I am today may not be the best thing since sliced bread, but it's still important. It questions, puts out 'fires', and always chips in.

Here with the final word is Hollywood's ElvisSpielberg: 'I love someone in my life that helped shape who I am today? Yes! Hurray for someone in my life that helped shape who I am today!' [3]


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Now write my 3-4 page essay on a stupid book that I don't remember anything about that is due tomorrow by midnight that I haven't started!
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I got $75 and you don't have to write a damn thing.......

Deal. I like older men
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what...the...****...?
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Deal. I like older men

I'll meat you out back in 5 minutes.
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I'll meat you out back in 5 minutes.

That couldn't have sounded any dirtier.
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#37
lmao at the twinkies start. she has a cabinet stocked full of delicious treats. she is like 400 pounds. srsly.
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That couldn't have sounded any dirtier.

I tried.
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#40
i guess it is about someone throwing you a figurative life line. saving your life. not literally though. its a ****in invasion of my privacy.
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