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In response to a thread made here, I sent an Email into General Mills expressing my anger at them not providing the rabbit with his cereal. They actually responded

Dear Capt Rabbit:

Thank you for contacting General Mills regarding our Trix advertisements. We are sorry to learn of your disappointment.

The Trix rabbit became the brand′s “character” in 1959. Wanting to appeal to children, the advertising and marketing personnel thought the rabbit personified fun and laughter. The rabbit′s antics and disguises in trying to get Trix from the kids have endured for more than 30 years!

Your reaction to the Trix advertising was unexpected. We quickly realized that our young consumers wanted the rabbit to get some Trix. A 1980 election campaign resulted in the rabbit eating one bowl of Trix. Several years later another election campaign overwhelmingly allowed the rabbit to eat a bowl of Trix again. These commercials appeared on television several times.

We appreciate your interest and concern about the Trix advertisements. Your opinion is important and will review the information you provided with the marketing and advertising staff.

Sincerely,

Amy Sadowski

Consumer Services

>Original Message From: [my email]
>
>Originated by Consumer Greetings, I am a representative of the NAARP, the National Association for the Advancement of Rabbit People. It has come to my attention that you, being the racist corporation you are, refuse to give the rabbit his well deserved Trix cereal. We demand that you supply this citizen with his Trix, or we will come at you in a storm of rabbit-hopping shenanigans you cannot begin to imagine. Sincerely, -Roger Rabbit 001600027572:Trix 14.8 Oz



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Last edited by Wulphy at Sep 24, 2009,
#3
It's obviously a CCed e-mail.


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#4
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It's obviously a CCed e-mail.


No lulz, except your naive nature.


It's not, I'll screenshot the page.
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#7
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#14
I chuckled.
Reply back, saying that you demand Trix for all rabbits over the globe.
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Wulphy all I can do is
Good job man!
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General Mills has now won my respect several times over. to both you and General Mills
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EPIC!! lol awesome
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#23
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I need that E-mail address. NAOW!


...it's right on top of the email
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#24
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...it's right on top of the email
Oh...... I thought that was just one that they use for the responses......

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#26
Trix have been crap since they got rid of the shapes. God help me I still love it though.
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#27
i have seen the Trix rabbit eat a bowl of trix.


i voted for it and i won a little stuffed Trix rabbit when he won.

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#28
Oh man, I just realized that they actually addressed you as "Capt. Rabbit"
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#30


Send or no?

Edit: I should sign it "Sgt. Bunny".
Last edited by herby190 at Sep 24, 2009,
#31
Boo.

I only got this:

Quote by email

Dear Valued Consumer:

Thank you for contacting General Mills. We appreciate your comments regarding our advertising for Trix cereal. Your opinion is important to us, and will be shared with our marketing and advertising staff.

We hope you continue to enjoy our products.

Sincerely,

Rhonda Short
Consumer Services

#32
Quote by herby190


Send or no?

Edit: I should sign it "Sgt. Bunny".


Send it, brah.
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#33
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Send it, brah.
Sent.

By the way, I'm seriously actually crying from laughter from "or we will come at you in a storm of rabbit-hopping shenanigans you cannot begin to imagine.". Not even exaggerating, there are seriously tears running down my face.
Last edited by herby190 at Sep 24, 2009,
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Sent.




For the rabbits!
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#36
Beauty!

For the greater good of all rabbits everywhere!!
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#37
You are truly a hero, wulphy.

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I lol'd
#38
I just made a new email account under the name "Ira Glasser". For those of you who do not know, he is the former head of the ACLU. And I wrote a lengthy and angry email to General Mills in which I denounced them.

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