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#1
There are 2 oz. of white magical powder
hidden in a jacket in my closet.
Some time ago, I learned a Jonas Brothers song.
It consisted of 3 chords. I feel bad of myself.


I know you have an embarrassing secret, so just say it. I promise not tell
#2
I like Fishsticks.

I like putting Fishsticks in my mouth.

I am a gay fish.
I HAVE RETURNED
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migueltherocker: The retarded unicorn-fish of the sea

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Dude, that was just pure win, i laughed the entire way

first stack ^
#4
I have three testicles.
#57 in UG Top 100 2010!

I really ought to get my username changed...
#6
This one time...


i d1d ur m0m olololol


amidoinitrite?

Quote by I.O.T.M
Taking the piss out of Americans is like bullying retards, it's unashamedly one-sided but extremely gratifying.
#7
The sex change operation was sucessful.
Quote by Suffrin
I've never heard of it. But Ironically, my highschool sports teams were known as the Logan Berries.



Minecraft Name : Selibucaz2
#8
I have a man crush on James Hetfield.

Now I feel better.
AK-47. The very best there is. When you absolutely, positively got to kill every motherfucker in the room, accept no substitutes.

Quote by RU Experienced?
It's comical because you are clearly an average to below-average bear.
#9
heres a secret. you just lost the game.


but srsly, i have a peener and a taint...
Quote by jimmyled
You have a Badger Song avatar!!!!!

Quote by Oprah
VAJAYJAY


Monkey Ball Sack

#10
one time as a kid i shoved a carrot up my ass.

i was just bored, but i pulled it out fast.
Go Veg.
#11
I'm playing Two Princes by The Spin Doctors at my first concert in a month...


I love that song
Top 15:
Neutral Milk Hotel
Smashing Pumpkins
Placebo
Elliott Smith
Devendra Banhart
Pavement
Anberlin
Eve 6
The Clash
Imogen Heap
Ingrid Michaelson
Bayside
Minus The Bear
The Replacements
Bright Eyes/Conor Oberst
#12
Quote by Lasyk
This one time...


i d1d ur m0m olololol


amidoinitrite?


no, you arent doing it right. and that wasnt funny.


in other news, i shall not divulge my secrets but i shall lurk this thread.
Quote by Marshmelllow
graphs. graphs always work. my old work place had an awesome printer, so i was constantly making graphs.

that was until i made a graph of how much my boss pissed me off. but seriously dude, graphs.
#14
i once took a long, long piss on someone's car that was sitting in a parking lot...

the window was open... i took advantage...

GUITARS CURRENTLY USED
Ibanez RG7621
Ibanez RG121
ESP LTD H-400
#15
Quote by Metallizach
heres a secret. you just lost the game.


but srsly, i have a peener and a taint...

FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU

On topic;
I smoke way to much pot.

Edit;
Actually nvm, theres no such thing as to much ganj.
just give me a fender and let me rip
Last edited by sk8board3r at Sep 24, 2009,
#16
I ate raw weed thinking I would get high
Feel free to add me on STEAM: thesystemhasfailed
XBL tag: cbiggs18
#17
I sometimes like to tell my deepest darkest secrets on the internet.
There is a war going on for your mind.

If you are thinking, you are winning.


Resistance is victory.


We are building up a new world.
Do not sit idly by.
#18
Quote by SPBY
i once took a long, long piss on someone's car that was sitting in a parking lot...

the window was open... i took advantage...


I would beat the piss out of you if I knew you and you did that to anyone's car, let alone mine.
#19
Quote by heavenbesideyou
I ate raw weed thinking I would get high

lolfail
Quote by Marshmelllow
graphs. graphs always work. my old work place had an awesome printer, so i was constantly making graphs.

that was until i made a graph of how much my boss pissed me off. but seriously dude, graphs.
#21
Quote by Fenderhippie69
I sometimes like to tell my deepest darkest secrets on the internet.

Who doesn't.
#23
Quote by Fenderhippie69
I sometimes like to tell my deepest darkest secrets on the internet.

This says it all.
I think it's time for a change.



Sig v5.0 (approximate)
#24
Quote by slipknot5678
I beat myself off

fixd lolololo
Quote by Marshmelllow
graphs. graphs always work. my old work place had an awesome printer, so i was constantly making graphs.

that was until i made a graph of how much my boss pissed me off. but seriously dude, graphs.
#25
When I first started smoking, me and a few friends smoked tobacco; they'd smoked before, and thought it was weed, and I believed them.
#27
Quote by im not mental
one time as a kid i shoved a carrot up my ass.

i was just bored, but i pulled it out fast.


Wow. LMAO!! this is classic..
#28
Quote by slipknot5678
I know Im stupid, but what does that mean

Aw dude, you're the stupidest Uger ever.
#29
Quote by slipknot5678
I know Im stupid, but what does that mean

Quote by Marshmelllow
graphs. graphs always work. my old work place had an awesome printer, so i was constantly making graphs.

that was until i made a graph of how much my boss pissed me off. but seriously dude, graphs.
#30
Quote by Canseqo
Aw dude, you're the stupidest Uger ever.


If it means fapping I know that, but Im too stupid to know so thats not it

Edit: To above post, i told you guys i know
#31
I own every Jonas Brothers album and listen to most of them regularly. I know all of their lyrics. My favorite songs include Hold On, Still In Love with You, Games, Australia, Shelf, and You Just Don't Know It.
No, this is not a joke.
LOVE ANTHONY GREEN?
Quote by sneyob
I am slightly disappointed =w=eeze took me out of his sig.

But that's okay.

^Consolation Sig
#35
I have a mansession with Caboose from the popular web series Red vs Blue
Quote by SlackerBabbath
This from a country who're trying to make up for being late for the last two world wars by being really early for the next one?


Quote by konfyouzd
i think this is my favorite post of the day

Quote by Benguitar2
You ****ing pwn.

Awesome, dude, just awesome.
#40
Quote by slipknot5678
I like Limp Bizkit. Beat that

i think weve got a winner folks
Quote by Marshmelllow
graphs. graphs always work. my old work place had an awesome printer, so i was constantly making graphs.

that was until i made a graph of how much my boss pissed me off. but seriously dude, graphs.