#1
Texts from last night
http://www.textsfromlastnight.com/
Kind of like FML.com, just txt messages people have regretted/sent while drunk
Its a laugh
Post your favorites !


(919): i literally forgot his name and just started calling him "waffles"

(845): I'm at a Rock of Love themed party. New high? New low? I can't tell.
(845): Wait. Scratch that. It's not themed. These girls are just sluts.
" Did You know, in Tibet, if they want something, do you know what they do? They give something away."

"Do they ? That must be why they're such a dominant global power."
#2
I don't understand the humor in those. And the spelling is too good for me to believe they are actual texts.
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#3
Quote by Monolith295
I don't understand the humor in those. And the spelling is too good for me to believe they are actual texts.


True, I think most people just make them up
" Did You know, in Tibet, if they want something, do you know what they do? They give something away."

"Do they ? That must be why they're such a dominant global power."
#4
Just like FML.
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He was too stunned by my fresh truths.

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"And I would've gotten away with it too, if it weren't for you darn kids and your meddling and your breakadowns!"

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Metal is a sub-genre of metalcore since metalcore is more popular therefore better.
#8
Quote by Monolith295
I don't understand the humor in those. And the spelling is too good for me to believe they are actual texts.


Legible drunk texting isn't hard once you're out of high school. Although they are probably all made up.
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#9
I think they're funny regardless of if they're made up or not
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I think you'll find that the more acceptable term is "australian"

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#10
that and my drunk texts are both essentially the same
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