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Now, i say spider as a generic term. If you've killed something else that crawls with something funny, post it here, it doesn't have to be a spider. Oh and if you guys wanna post pictures of what you used, that might make this thread more fun.

For me, i used this: The box
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#2
My anus.
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I'm coming for you with a castrator!
You sick bastard.



Watch that video below

If this video reaches 1000 views before Christmas, I'll play with my titties on cam.

Last edited by shattamakar at Sep 25, 2009,
#7
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a tissue covered in something the pit probably don't want to know about - or maybe they do...

Oil?
#8
my fists of fury!
"You're a twat!"- That dude in morrisons

"You Ugly git!" - That girl in the restaurant

"You Were a Mistake!" - Mum

just a few of my fans..



#9
I took a can of compressed air, held it upside down and flash froze it.
#10


I threw one of these at a spider across the room whilst resting my sprained ankle at home.
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#11
my mind


Lady Gaga if you're out there, i don't care if you have a penis or not, i will marry you
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#12
A voodoo doll. I squashed it with it though because it was broke.
Blog Of Awesome UGers.
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Which is annoying, cos I'm a girl and I like cock.

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Being an idiot should be illegal too.
#14


Flame
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I put the blanket over me and make my knees into a 'tent' so he couldn't see my boner. I jizzed while he gave me a lecture on using coasters.


BETWEEN THE BURIED AND ME IS ALWAYS RELEVANT
#15
I drowned it using a beer glasses and a cd case.

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#16
There's actually a story behind this, so bear with me :

This was years ago, I was probably somewhere between 10 and 13, and my basement was unfinished at the time, but my parents were going to put a fireplace in, and have it all encased in stone and stuff, but at this point, all the stone blocks were piled on the ground.

Now, my friend had come over, and as a fun game, we decided to place all my plastic army men all over these stone blocks, and we took these tires from one of those toy atvs that you can change the tires on and stuff, and throw them at the army men to see who could knock the most over.

Now, on one of my turns to throw, my throw went terribly awry, and the little tires shot straight at the wall. From where we were standing, we thought I had somehow managed to put a hole in the wall, as there was this little black dot where the tire had hit. Upon closer inspection, it turns out this little black dot was actually a spider that I had killed with the tire.
#17
Blew it apart with a well aimed shot from a Nerf gun.
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That's some bony hipster sex, which may be the best kind.
#20
A bird- I got it out of the bath dropped it out the window and a bird ran up to it straight away and ate it.
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#21
On my nan and pop's property, they have funnel web spider holes all around on the land. One day, my pop and I got bored and poured fuel down all the holes and set them alight. It was so sadistic yet so cool hearing them fry like in a frying pan
#22
Got tweezers and pulled it's legs off one by one...............


I killed one with a tv once, dropped it on the poor thing
They made me do push ups in drag

I'm gonna have a really hard time if we're both cannibals and racists.

Don't dress as a whore, he'll thump you.

I'm a firework, primed to go off
#24
combining deodorant and lighters is good

we froze one to the floor in p.e and then made a trail of deodorant along the ground (in the changing rooms, probs wouldnt work outside) and then lit the end

#25
My penis...


seriously
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When the world slips you a Jerffrey...

Stroke the furry walls.
stroke the furry walls.
#26
St.Anger is usually my choice of death weapon. I wish I was some Anti-Metallica fan taking the piss..But i'm not =(
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#28
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I once killed a spider...

WITH MIND BULLETS


From 200 yards away.
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#30
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From 200 yards away.


300 yards. I'm so awesome my testicals have testicals
#31
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300 yards. I'm so awesome my testicals have testicals


so you can jack off while you jack off?
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I'm coming for you with a castrator!
You sick bastard.



Watch that video below

If this video reaches 1000 views before Christmas, I'll play with my titties on cam.

#32
Oven Grease remover.
Sunn O))):
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#33
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so you can jack off while you jack off?


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#35
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my mind


Is it just me, or does that spider look incredibly obese?
kill all humans
#36
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Quote by thanksgiving
I'm coming for you with a castrator!
You sick bastard.



Watch that video below

If this video reaches 1000 views before Christmas, I'll play with my titties on cam.

#38
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Oh my..... Wow.
That was 10 times better than i was expecting. Well done codyadamscea.....Well done?
#40
I crushed one with my balls. I got a boner.
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