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America's lawsuit culture, now with more wat!

http://www.reuters.com/article/marketsNews/idCNN2446846220090925?rpc=44

Dalton Chiscolm is unhappy about Bank of America's customer service -- really, really unhappy.

Chiscolm in August sued the largest U.S. bank and its board, demanding that "1,784 billion, trillion dollars" be deposited into his account the next day. He also demanded an additional $200,164,000, court papers show.

"Incomprehensible," U.S. District Judge Denny Chin said in a brief order released Thursday in Manhattan federal court.

"He seems to be complaining that he placed a series of calls to the bank in New York and received inconsistent information from a 'Spanish wom[a]n,'" the judge wrote. "He apparently alleges that checks have been rejected because of incomplete routing numbers."

Yeah... $1,784,000,000,000,000,000,000,000 worth or so.

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Because the world needs more lawsuits solved with standard form.
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#6
Hah. My name is Dalton too...
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#7
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Hah. My name is Dalton too...

Hope you win, bro!

Do you look like this, by any chance?


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#9
wat

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#11
What he doesnt know, is that bank is to be put into Administration.
(I highly doubt it, but you never know)..
#12
Man he could buy China if he won.
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#13
Does that amount of money even exist?
I mean, apart from Zimbabwe dollars. Which don't really exist anymore, anyway.
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Does that amount of money even exist?
I mean, apart from Zimbabwe dollars. Which don't really exist anymore, anyway.

I think the article said the 2008 world GDP was $60 trillion.

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#17
Someone actually took the time to write that article?
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"And there's Jimmy Page, the biggest thief of American Blues music"
#18
Unless you pay me one million, billion, gajillion...
yen...

"He seems to be complaining that he placed a series of calls to the bank in New York and received inconsistent information from a 'Spanish wom[a]n,'" the judge wrote.




This is article is priceless
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Man he could buy China if he won.


Why would anyone want to buy China?
If I want their food I order it and have some senior citizen deliver it to my house....
If I want their electronics I just visit my local Best Buy....

What else is there besides cheap Les Paul rip-offs and communism?
#21
Do we even have that much money?

He can buy the US with that.
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I think the article said the 2008 world GDP was $60 trillion.

So, he's wanting 29733333333333.333333333333333333 times the amount of money made in the world this year?
Do you think he's hoping they'll just settle for half?
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Even if he would get the money, he would have no place to put it away safely...all the banks would go bankrupt

This amount of currency doesnt exist. and even if they devalued every single countries monetary system by a ratio of 1,000,000,000 to 1 it still wouldnt make any sense, he would still own "everything" which also makes no sense.
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#25
It's like the time that man tried to pay his bill with a spider.

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#26
Lol If he wins, I will burn my ****in school down. That would be epic.
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#27
Here's a question...
Assuming you use $100 dollar bills, how much space would that take up in cash?#

And here's another - how much would it cost to print all those $100's?
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Why would anyone want to buy China?
If I want their food I order it and have some senior citizen deliver it to my house....
If I want their electronics I just visit my local Best Buy....

What else is there besides cheap Les Paul rip-offs and communism?

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#29
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Why would anyone want to buy China?
If I want their food I order it and have some senior citizen deliver it to my house....
If I want their electronics I just visit my local Best Buy....

What else is there besides cheap Les Paul rip-offs and communism?

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Ok... I got your point...
But Asian chick are very reasonably priced these days.
#32
so hes asking for just over, a sextillion dollars.
someone call austin,
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Ok... I got your point...
But Asian chick are very reasonably priced these days.

Hey I'll bet they're even cheaper by the billion.
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#34
quite some racism here.
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Hey I'll bet they're even cheaper by the billion.


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#36
If he sued for a millin or so, it wouldnt be that crazy at this is.

Who the hell has 170-something-trillion-billion-...
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I don't think that's the point.

Cheh, you don't say?

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#40

I would lol so hard if he actually looks like that.
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