#1
this is the thread where you can tell us the stories that made you laugh about what someone has said to you or about you.

i was walking through school and i heard this lil girl say ''=O hes got a beard !...i didnt know you could get those !'' that kept me happy for a while

another time the biggest ned in the school said ''youve got a beard !'' i replyed ''no **** Sherlock'' and i heard her say to her friends ''is his name sherlock ??'' makes me giggle just thinking about it =D lol
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#2
"i have no vagina" no joke

Edit: Ned?
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#3
I was once at some sort of party, and a tipsy guy wandered up behind me and said, "Sooo, you wanna dance, BABE!?" I turned around, he was confused, and he walked away slowly.
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#4
This thread was created because TS is proud of his beard.
Feed your mind.
#5
What's up with you and beards dude?

EDIT: you from scotland too?
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#6
What the hell is a ned?
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#8
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What the hell is a ned?

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Karvid is sexy

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Why is it that some folks quote praise from other members in their sig lines?
Its lame.
#9
non-educated delinquent

the name we give to the idiots in our school that smoke, wear tracksuites, talk like this ''aww ryt mate, how yeh dain bawbag?'' and generally dont contribute anything to society
JP
#10
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What the hell is a ned?

Umm a chav? I think the term is only used in Scotland :/ or the neds are only found in Scotland
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I seem to attract girls.
Which is annoying, cos I'm a girl and I like cock.

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#11
Someone said I looked like Howard Stern
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#12
You! Stop staring at me from the bushes!
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#14
I was in the restaurant Outback and I was given a kid's menu. I said can I have an adult menu? The waitress(20 something.) said something like "Yeah too old huh?" I said yeah/ She said so what are you 11, 12? I laughed awkwardly and said I was 16. She said Oh MY God! I'm sorry! YOu have such a baby face! My friends now use this event to their advantage...
Man I suck at typing.
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#16
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I was once at some sort of party, and a tipsy guy wandered up behind me and said, "Sooo, you wanna dance, BABE!?" I turned around, he was confused, and he walked away slowly.

A girl who was rolling did almost the same thing at The Crystal Method, but she was much more persistent.

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#17
haha BuddyBoom i like that one =P and i can only imagine what your friends are like if theyr anything like mine...youll never hear the end of it
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#18
"Can i stroke your hair?"

All the time
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#19
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haha BuddyBoom i like that one =P and i can only imagine what your friends are like if theyr anything like mine...youll never hear the end of it


Luckily, the waitress cunningly made sure she got that tip and added "In a couple years, all the girls are gonna love you."
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#21
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A girl who was rolling did almost the same thing at The Crystal Method, but she was much more persistent.

Crystal Method

On topic: My tutor pointed at me and shouted 'oh **** you look like Robb Flynn!'
I pointed and shouted at him 'Oh **** you look like Phil Demmel!'
Then he took off his hat and he actually did
ohai little sig.
#22
Someone said I look like Tony Hawk when he was a kid. Idk where the hell he got that from
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#23
Couple years ago some chav walked past me & because I have longish hair they said "YEAH, ROCK 'N' ROLL!!!!" in an American accent... & I thought, "That's weird, as I'm english, furthest I've been from home is just the otherside of the border into Scotland (which is about 60miles) & I don't like rock 'n' roll..."

Sometimes, usually by friends, I get told I look a little like Claudio Sanchez, mostly because my hair tends to get kinda big... But nothing compared to Claudios!
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#24
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on topic, someone said i was God once... i dunno why
Gotta keep my eyes from the circling skies...
tounge tied and twisted just an earth bound misfit...

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#25
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non-educated delinquent

the name we give to the idiots in our school that smoke, wear tracksuites, talk like this ''aww ryt mate, how yeh dain bawbag?'' and generally dont contribute anything to society

Now, now. Australians aren't all bad.
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#26
someone once said i look like chris garza from suicide silence
*i have very short hair, no stubble, and constantly were necrophagist shirts*
please explain how this makes sense?
*would post photo of chris but is too lazy to use google images*
#27
"Hey, look, that guy looks like a cross between Marylin Manson and Mad Max!"

Funny, considering the only similarities I have with either of them is long hair and a leather jacket. Even more funny considering I pushed the guy off his barstool and he spilled his drink all over his crotch.

Can't drink in that pub anymore
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