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*Inspired by Scourge

ARR so I woke up this mornin in th' below decks o' me trusty ship an' stepped ou' into th' mornin' sun. Tis a fine ship 'tis, me an' me mates be havin' named 't th' Black Wind, cause whenerewe approach, ye feel a chill run down yer spine as Davy Jones' locker be ou' t' get ye. I be Captain RazorTheAwesome, an' this be me story.



We docked in this town in a far away land. I dasn't know what this town be called, but I nerereally cared either. We had jus' returned from an epic quest, an' me an' me crew needed a change t' keel haul on land once again.



We had been in this town fer many days. We spent our days gatherin' supplies fer our ship an' our nights partyin' till th' break o' dawn. A wench by me side an' a jug o' mead these be th' things me an' me crew most need. Yes 't truely be a good time fer me an' me crew.

One night, while in ou' in th' town. Me first mate wi' me, we met an' old man, wi' a hook fer a hand. He showed us a man, which led th' bountiful booty untold. He spake t' us "I`ll give ye th' map. If ye give me some dubloon." an' so wi' some pieces o' eight th' deal be done. He gave us th' map an' walked' on his way.

And so our quest had begun. By th' break o' dawn th' next mornin'. We gathered our crew an' set sail on th' waves once again. We had only treasure on our minds, an' we knew we would be rich by th' end o' th' day. We port port by high tide that day, we be once again sailin' o'er oceans an' seas. Wi' a lust fer gold, an' th' power o' steel. O'er th' seas, we shall ride, searchin' fer treasure into th' night. Our quest had begun, an' we will nay avast wi' th' dawn o' th' sun



We sailed fer many days an' many nights. Th' thought o' booty kept us all goin'. Then, one night, we be all awoken t' th' sound o' yellin'. "Behold!" th' bawl from th' crows nest. "A ship appears from th' southwest!" I went ou' t' th' starboard bow. Usin' me trusty telescope, I saw th' ship approachin'. Me first mate approached an' asked. "What shall we do captain?" I told th' lad's "Reload th' cannons an' sharpen up yer swords! They will regret th' tide they stood before us." Wi' a bawl from me first mate, all crew be set into motion. Another tide like many before 't. Hard life nay way t' ignore 't.

The sky lit up wi' cannon fire. Who will survive this battle nay one can tell. 't be a long an' harsh battle. A clash o' thunder lit up th' low tide sky. 50 dead across th' deck as th' ships draw side by side. I yelled t' me crew "Raise up yer cutlass` an' quest into th' fight. A reign o' terror we shall brin' unto our foes this night." As if in synchrony, all o' me crew raised the'r swords at once. Me first mate yelled t' them "Come on lets give them hell!" then without delay they boarded th' ship.





I stood on th' deck facin' th' captain o' th' other ship in combat. He be a good swordsman, but he be nay match fer me. I killed that fool quicker than any o' his crew. We had won th' battle, we tookst th' ship. We plundered th' ship fer goods an' supplies, then set fire t' th' ship an' sailed away. As fer survivors, thar be nay survivors.

We sailed on fer many more days. Through treacherous seas, at long last we reached th' lost isle. O'er its shores we marched fer many miles. Wi' me leadin' th' way, an' wi' our map as our guide, we did disco'er 'ere th' booty did lie. We dug up our booty an' bust open th' lock. Open th' chest we did, wi' dubloon coins an' jewels gleamin' in sight.



We tookst our booty an' sailed away. Our quest be now done. We be on our way again before dusk. Once again we sail o'er oceans an' seas, wi' a lust fer dubloon, an' th' power o' steel. Now we sail on o'er th' seas into th' night. O'er th' seas our quest be done, an' we be homeport by th' dawn o' th' sun.



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butt pirates?
TOMAHAWK!

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AAARRGGHHH

I really didn't see the point of this thread, matey.


fun....

and yeah, I got the idea from this guy

https://www.ultimate-guitar.com/forum/showthread.php?t=420470
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Ninjas rule. NOt the gay ass ones with spiky blond hair and bright orange jumpsuits either. How do you hide with that?
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Arrrr! The Cap'n does not approve.


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You have no idea how badly I want to make a parallel thread right now. It would look like this.

*Inspired by RazorTheAwesome.

*Blatantly ripped off from Scourge.

Failfailfailfailfailfailfailfailfail.

*fail pic*

I think you get the idea.

His rage at TS's baldfaced lack of originality expressed, SteveHouse returns to the depths to slumber and feed.

[IN PHIL WE TRUST]


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It be a fine effort me matey, an a fer effort, but fer the actual story, i feel it was lacking


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This reference will go over half of you 13 year olds' heads, but whatever.

See my post on pg1
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