#1

What do you all think about that?
A polar bear came to talk to me the other day....
...But then I realized...
...I don't own a coat, let alone firecrackers


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#3
That's supposed to advertise something?


WHERE'S MA FREE PS3!?!?
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#4
Wtfisthissheet?
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#7
I don't think much really.. About anything, ever...
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#8
What the hell could that be advertising. It's either Airbags, Hitmen Doctors in Hollywood, or an anti-drug organization.
I'm a real cool kid.
#9
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What the hell could that be advertising. It's either Airbags, Hitmen Doctors in Hollywood, or an anti-drug organization.

Or maybe a join-ad by all three?
A polar bear came to talk to me the other day....
...But then I realized...
...I don't own a coat, let alone firecrackers


Visit my Soundcloud, OR SUFFER.
#11
uuhhh... C
Warning: The above post may contain lethal levels of radiation, sharp objects and sexiness.
Proceed with extreme caution!
#12
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Or maybe a join-ad by all three?


I like how you think.

Airbag breast implants that when opened expel cocaine.
I'm a real cool kid.
#13
Quote by The Lock
I like how you think.

Airbag breast implants that when opened expel cocaine.

Hmmm....
I would be honoured to be your business partner in creating this product.
A polar bear came to talk to me the other day....
...But then I realized...
...I don't own a coat, let alone firecrackers


Visit my Soundcloud, OR SUFFER.
#17
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#18
You're all silly.

Everyone knows that Michael Jackson was killed by Hitler, Elvis and the Lindberg baby.
Hitler was at Jacko's place partying with some chainsaws and jewish school girls in plaid spandex unitards when he gave the signal and the Lingberd baby swung in through the window and slammed Jacko into the fire place. Elvis then rushed in, said, "This hound dog ain't takin' no more of this!" and stuck a huge needle of heroin into Jacko's neck. Then Hitler finished off his current kill and launched himself at Jacko, erection first and impaled him on his tiny little German dick. Unfortunately the Lindberg baby was in the way and was a victim of friendly fire (RIP little one). So Elvis flies off the handle and does pelvic thrusts across the floor into Hitler, where a giant whirlpool of noxious gas and blues music erupts around them as they duel. Elvis feints to the left, but Hitler is ready and catches him with a swift kick to his Schnitzel. Elvis crumples to the ground, groaning in agony. Hitler moves in for the kill when all of a sudden Herman Li appears and ****s on Hitler's head, "TAKE DAT ADORRRF!"
Mortally wounded, Hitler staggers to Panama where he dies in peace, surrounded by his polygamist sect.
Meanwhile, Elvis stands up and shakes Herman Li's hand and they finish off Jacko together with the katana that Herman Li had up his ass.

And that, my children is how Jacko died.
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#19
I don't want to know how long it took you to write that.
Not bad though
A polar bear came to talk to me the other day....
...But then I realized...
...I don't own a coat, let alone firecrackers


Visit my Soundcloud, OR SUFFER.
#20
Quote by p o e
You're all silly.

Everyone knows that Michael Jackson was killed by Hitler, Elvis and the Lindberg baby.
Hitler was at Jacko's place partying with some chainsaws and jewish school girls in plaid spandex unitards when he gave the signal and the Lingberd baby swung in through the window and slammed Jacko into the fire place. Elvis then rushed in, said, "This hound dog ain't takin' no more of this!" and stuck a huge needle of heroin into Jacko's neck. Then Hitler finished off his current kill and launched himself at Jacko, erection first and impaled him on his tiny little German dick. Unfortunately the Lindberg baby was in the way and was a victim of friendly fire (RIP little one). So Elvis flies off the handle and does pelvic thrusts across the floor into Hitler, where a giant whirlpool of noxious gas and blues music erupts around them as they duel. Elvis feints to the left, but Hitler is ready and catches him with a swift kick to his Schnitzel. Elvis crumples to the ground, groaning in agony. Hitler moves in for the kill when all of a sudden Herman Li appears and ****s on Hitler's head, "TAKE DAT ADORRRF!"
Mortally wounded, Hitler staggers to Panama where he dies in peace, surrounded by his polygamist sect.
Meanwhile, Elvis stands up and shakes Herman Li's hand and they finish off Jacko together with the katana that Herman Li had up his ass.

And that, my children is how Jacko died.


Annnnnd Fail!
#21
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I don't want to know how long it took you to write that.
Not bad though


It took about 10 minutes.

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Annnnnd Fail!

Why fail? I lol'd.
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that's right,you certainly are UG's only moron.


Quote by necrosis1193
Read the moron's posts, ironically enough he knows what he says.
#23
Everyone knows how Jacko died. When Fara Faucet died earlier that morning and went up to heaven, she was granted one wish. She wished that all the children in the world could be safe. MJ died later that day.
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#24
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#25
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Everyone knows how Jacko died. When Fara Faucet died earlier that morning and went up to heaven, she was granted one wish. She wished that all the children in the world could be safe. MJ died later that day.

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#26
It's obviously A. He died in a car crash like Paul McCartney.

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#27
Quote by p o e
You're all silly.

Everyone knows that Michael Jackson was killed by Hitler, Elvis and the Lindberg baby.
Hitler was at Jacko's place partying with some chainsaws and jewish school girls in plaid spandex unitards when he gave the signal and the Lingberd baby swung in through the window and slammed Jacko into the fire place. Elvis then rushed in, said, "This hound dog ain't takin' no more of this!" and stuck a huge needle of heroin into Jacko's neck. Then Hitler finished off his current kill and launched himself at Jacko, erection first and impaled him on his tiny little German dick. Unfortunately the Lindberg baby was in the way and was a victim of friendly fire (RIP little one). So Elvis flies off the handle and does pelvic thrusts across the floor into Hitler, where a giant whirlpool of noxious gas and blues music erupts around them as they duel. Elvis feints to the left, but Hitler is ready and catches him with a swift kick to his Schnitzel. Elvis crumples to the ground, groaning in agony. Hitler moves in for the kill when all of a sudden Herman Li appears and ****s on Hitler's head, "TAKE DAT ADORRRF!"
Mortally wounded, Hitler staggers to Panama where he dies in peace, surrounded by his polygamist sect.
Meanwhile, Elvis stands up and shakes Herman Li's hand and they finish off Jacko together with the katana that Herman Li had up his ass.

And that, my children is how Jacko died.

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#28
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Never become an author.

+1. That story was just fail.
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#29
Yes, i made it up as i went along. I'm already an author, but i think about my serious stuff before i write it down. So... *shrug* i'm gonna go take a crap now.
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God, you've gotta be UG's only moron!


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that's right,you certainly are UG's only moron.


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Read the moron's posts, ironically enough he knows what he says.