#1
I honestly think its the truth.

Stick the worlds leaders in a room with a microphone, let them each bust ass, and we will live in a much better place. Wether they let out a rust gate, a skillsaw, the quiver, or the heavens forbid shart. You cant help but laugh and feel an overwhelming amount of joy.

Discuss.
#6
Quote by IcePh0enix
Americans don't fart, that's disgusting.


I sir am American, and I farted twice reading your post.
#7
I've never really laughed at a fart.

Maybe I'll be the one world leader that slips through your full-proof plan.
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You're just another brick in the wall
#8
wat

There is a war going on for your mind.

If you are thinking, you are winning.


Resistance is victory.


We are building up a new world.
Do not sit idly by.
#9
Most uncivilized!
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#10
You may be onto something....
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#11
Quote by Diet_coke_head
I honestly think its the truth.

Stick the worlds leaders in a room with a microphone, let them each bust ass, and we will live in a much better place. Wether they let out a rust gate, a skillsaw, the quiver, or the heavens forbid shart. You cant help but laugh and feel an overwhelming amount of joy.

Discuss.
Fatal flaw in your plan: The world's leaders are not 12 years old.

/thread
Meadows
Quote by Jackal58
I release my inner liberal every morning when I take a shit.
Quote by SK8RDUDE411
I wont be like those jerks who dedicate their beliefs to logic and reaosn.
#13
Quote by SomeoneYouKnew
Fatal flaw in your plan: The world's leaders are not 12 years old.

/thread


You don't have to be 12 to laugh at a fart... Im sure you still laugh when somebody opens the barn door.
#14
Quote by Diet_coke_head
You don't have to be 12 to laugh at a fart... Im sure you still laugh when somebody opens the barn door.
Mild amusement, sure.
But after you pass puberty, you'll no longer "feel an overwhelming amount of joy" because of a fart.
Meadows
Quote by Jackal58
I release my inner liberal every morning when I take a shit.
Quote by SK8RDUDE411
I wont be like those jerks who dedicate their beliefs to logic and reaosn.
#15
Quote by Diet_coke_head
You don't have to be 12 to laugh at a fart... Im sure you still laugh when somebody opens the barn door.


Not really.... and I'm 35....
Now if they $hit their pants....
THAT'S FUNNY.
#16
Quote by Vikingx
Not really.... and I'm 35....
Now if they $hit their pants....
THAT'S FUNNY.

So we get all the worlds leaders together and give the north korean guy chocolate laxatives!

and wah la! World Peace
There is a war going on for your mind.

If you are thinking, you are winning.


Resistance is victory.


We are building up a new world.
Do not sit idly by.
#17
Quote by SomeoneYouKnew
Mild amusement, sure.
But after you pass puberty, you'll no longer "feel an overwhelming amount of joy" because of a fart.

I've gotta agree with this guy.


Plan = Garbage


Alright then, let's use the other plan for world peace. Bomb the others into submission.
#18
Quote by KeepOnRotting
Bomb the others into submission.


As a Marine I agree... either way they'll $hit down their boxers.
#21
Well folks... time for Vikingx to hit the sack and "Dutch Oven" his girl....
Thanks for the inspiration... keeps a relationship strong.
#23
Quote by Vikingx
Well folks... time for Vikingx to hit the sack and "Dutch Oven" his girl....
Thanks for the inspiration... keeps a relationship strong.


Most of your posts piss me off, but I laughed for about five minutes after this one. I haven't heard of the old Dutch oven for years.