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Alright, I just got back from my school's homecoming game, and a friend of mine there had a genius idea. He had an empty 5-hour energy bottle, and ripped the label off, saying "Ha, now it's an unmarked bottle", which was hilarious to us, because looking at it, it looked incredibly suspicious; it was just a little white bottle with a red cap.
We then took a broken beaded necklace and put it in the bottle, so when we shook it, it rattled (sounding very much like pills), and then just walked around looking suspicious. It eventually evolved into epic lulz. One of the times, he walked up to a friend, dropped the bottle on his shoe and just said "oops". The dude picked it up, saying "wtf, it's a 5-hour energy bottle" (I'm surprised he recognized it without the label). As he started to hand it back, he heard it rattle, and pulled it back, saying "with what in it?", opened it, and lulz were had.
Another time, we were all talking to a student teacher, so my friend took it from his pocket, and handed it to the person next to him, and they slipped it into their pocket, while making it painfully obvious that they were avoiding eye contact. The student teacher saw, and asked, and.......... you can figure the rest out yourself.
Just thought you guys should know, so you can try it. Also, it makes it funnier if you draw a smiley face with X eyes on it.

/long story that no one will probably read
#2
ooooooook cool
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#4
Great story bro.
I seriously hope that my children are getting a better education that you are.
#6
Quote by Vikingx
Great story bro.
I seriously hope that my children are getting a better education that you are.

I'm sorry, but it was just funny; when people opened the bottle, they always felt like they were uncovering something big, and then...... beads.
Actually, now that I read it, it does sound pretty lame..... I guess it's something you kind of have to witness.
#10
Sounds like it'll get me arrested.
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#11
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I hope mine recieve a better edumacation than yours.


Give me a break....
I seriously hope that my children drink less than I do too
#12
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So what happened with the teacher..?
He's pretty cool (student teacher, btw); once he asked, we just opened it and showed him. He seemed a bit weirded out, but he thought it was funny.
#13
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Sounds like it'll get me arrested.
That was the primary reason my idea of writing "Drugs" on it got turned down.


#14
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That was the primary reason my idea of writing "Drugs" on it got turned down.





That's mildly funny, unlike metaldud536.
You should have gone with your gut instinct.
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and.......................................................now we are 12
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#17
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Your Homecoming is earlier than mine.
I'm guessing that's because you have an away game this week.

I honestly didn't go for the game, just to hang out with everyone, which was actually pretty common. I didn't even realize we lost until afterwords, because I really didn't care.
#18
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That's mildly funny, unlike metaldud536.
You should have gone with your gut instinct.

Just because he had a joke pointed at you? Calm down.
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#19
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I'm guessing that's because you have an away game this week.

I honestly didn't go for the game, just to hang out with everyone, which was actually pretty common. I didn't even realize we lost until afterwords, because I really didn't care.


Nahh I just got back from our home game actually. Our Homecoming is two weeks from now. I'm not sure why it's later than most school's.
#20
"No officer, there are certainly no illegally obtained painkillers in this pill bottle. I've put a broken beaded necklace into it as a joke. I swear. You have nothing to worry about "
Cette nuit j'ai rêvé que je mâchais ses yeux
Après avoir crevé par accès de furie
Ta replète panse d'helminthes blancs nourrie,
Trop prompte à déféquer le fruit d'un vit sanieux.
#21
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Nahh I just got back from our home game actually. Our Homecoming is two weeks from now. I'm not sure why it's later than most school's.

Ours is on the 10th. Senior year, and not going
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#23
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Just because he had a joke pointed at you? Calm down.


Yeah... but it wasn't funny... I'm all for jokes pointed at me....

VikingX... what is that like a Viking cross dresser?
or how about VikingX is so old that Jesus signed his first guitar?
Oh... Oh... or how about VikingX is so messed up that his second wife cheated on him while he was in Iraq?

Some things are more about the point than comedy bud.
#24
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Yeah... but it wasn't funny... I'm all for jokes pointed at me....

VikingX... what is that like a Viking cross dresser?
or how about VikingX is so old that Jesus signed his first guitar?
Oh... Oh... or how about VikingX is so messed up that his second wife cheated on him while he was in Iraq?

Some things are more about the point than comedy bud.

But almost all jokes are going to be relative to the thread or someone's post. And just because you don't find it funny, doesn't mean you have to point it out.
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#25
Put some anal beads in the bottle and now we're talkin!
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#26
Quote by DimebagLivesOn
But almost all jokes are going to be relative to the thread or someone's post. And just because you don't find it funny, doesn't mean you have to point it out.


I'm pointing you out....
I'm squashing your head....

I'm sorry. Do you feel uncomfortable? I retract my statements. I didn't meant to get your panties all up in a wad.
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#27
Quote by Vikingx
I'm pointing you out....
I'm squashing your head....

I'm sorry. Do you feel uncomfortable? I retract my statements. I didn't meant to get your panties all up in a wad.

This discussion can't not have insults in it now? Way to represent the military
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#28
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This discussion can't not have insults in it now? Way to represent the military


Can't not?!?!?

Way to represent your English teacher

.....and the hole gets deeper.
#29
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Put some used anal beads in the bottle and now we're talkin!
*fixed*
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#30
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Can't not?!?!?

Way to represent your English teacher

.....and the hole gets deeper.

Uh... That did make perfect sense. The inability to not include insults.
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Quote by DimebagLivesOn
Uh... That did make perfect sense. The inability to not include insults.


Actually, NO.
It's a double negative which implies a positive....
Ask your English teacher on Monday.

I get what you were after... you just missed the mark.
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#33
I've grown tired of entertaining this prepubescent troll.
Have a good night everyone.

Oh, and DimebagLivesOn... how about YOU join the Corps (once your old enough to move out of your parents house of course) and then you can tell me what the military SHOULD be?

If you ever find yourself in Philly.... look me up... I'll buy you a beer or three.
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Quote by Vikingx
I've grown tired of entertaining this prepubescent troll.
Have a good night everyone.

Oh, and DimebagLivesOn... how about YOU join the Corps (once your old enough to move out of your parents house of course) and then you can tell me what the military SHOULD be?

If you ever find yourself in Philly.... look me up... I'll buy you a beer or three.

I don't see how I am a troll at all, is it possible to have an argument? And I'm going to go to college instead of the military. You want to buy beer for a 17 year old? That's just a little bit illegal, I don't drink, anyway.
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I don't see how I am a troll at all, is it possible to have an argument? And I'm going to go to college instead of the military. You want to buy beer for a 17 year old? That's just a little bit illegal, I don't drink, anyway.


Once you old enough of course...
of if you prefer I'll buy you some carrot juice and a towel to wipe your tears.

Good night kid.
#37
Quote by Vikingx
Once you're old enough of course...
Or if you prefer I'll buy you some carrot juice and a towel to wipe your tears.

Good night, kid.

Fix'd.
And was that really necessary?
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It's over. No more 35 year old arguing with a 17 year old.
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Fix'd.
And was that really necessary?


Are we really going to do this all night? It seems a bit juvenile. Oh, that's right....

Look man...

I'm a Marine... Infantry... Bosnia, Haiti, Iraq... does that make me a good man... NO
I'm now in college at 35... Drexel, and working my ass off.
I'm 70% disabled from Iraq. Do I want your respect? No, I couldn't care less what you think. You mean nothing to me.

I'm a bit drunk right now and I've had fun messing with you. Very few things put a smile on my face anymore... you did.

I'll still buy you a long-tall glass of beet juice if I had the chance. It may come along with a shiner, but it's all part of the magic.

I was only saying that I seriously hope that my children (who are teenagers) are getting a better education than the poster. I SERIOUSLY hope that they do better than I have.

Fair enough?

Are you going to be around Philly anytime soon for that drink?
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