#1
i searched bar'd this already, hopefully the search bar didn't let me down...


So i know most high school right now are having their homecoming dance, and this is when a lot of people come up with some really awesome/creative ways of asking a girl to the dance. I've been hearing some pretty cool stories around my school of how some guys have been asking girls, and I must say, some of them are just downright impressive.

So I thought to myself, "hey self, the pit is full of crazy bastards, I wonder what some pit monkeys have done to ask girls to dances!"

So pit, what are some badass things you've done to ask a girl to a dance?
#2
I haven't asked a girl to dance................................................
They made me do push ups in drag

I'm gonna have a really hard time if we're both cannibals and racists.

Don't dress as a whore, he'll thump you.

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#4
Quote by padgea7x
I haven't asked a girl to dance................................................


This
#5
In my opinion, you ask the girl face to face like a man.

...that's not to say I have the courage to talk to the girl I want to ask.
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#6
"Hey, I may have two left feet, but you've nobody to dance with".

Works like a charm, every time.
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#7
I don't go to corny dances
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Last edited by MusicMan24 at Sep 26, 2009,
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#9
Quote by MusicMan24
I don't go to korny dances

Why not? I'm not a fan, but having Korn playing at your school would be pretty cool.
#10
Quote by lzcougarz3
Why not? I'm not a fan, but having Korn playing at your school would be pretty cool.



don't think he meant the band................
They made me do push ups in drag

I'm gonna have a really hard time if we're both cannibals and racists.

Don't dress as a whore, he'll thump you.

I'm a firework, primed to go off
#11
Its funny that you made this thread, I just asked last night. I work as a valet at a hotel. The girl I asked was there for some event. I wrote "Homcoming?" on the valet ticket, circled it a million times, and gave it back to her. It worked.
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#12
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Its funny that you made this thread, I just did asked last night. I work as a valet at a hotel. The girl I asked was there for some event. I wrote "Homcoming?" on the valet ticket, circled it a million times, and gave it back to her. It worked.


You just did asked a girl to homcoming?
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#13
Quote by Omegamagi
You just did asked a girl to homcoming?
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#14
I was at a night club which had a night for high schoolers, and I danced with many unknown people there, but there was one girl whom, I just poked her shoulder to get her attention so that I could start talking to her, but before I could say anything, she pretty much grabbed me and started dancing with me.
Cette nuit j'ai rêvé que je mâchais ses yeux
Après avoir crevé par accès de furie
Ta replète panse d'helminthes blancs nourrie,
Trop prompte à déféquer le fruit d'un vit sanieux.
#15
This one time I went up to this sweet blonde girl I liked and I said 'Can I borrow your lipstick?' and she was like 'erm...sure?' when she went to hand me her lipstick I kissed her. Then I gave her some cool cat (tm) eyes and said 'thanks' with a grin


Ok, that didn't really happen, it was a clearasil advert
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#16
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Hah, you got me.
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#17
Give your ear to her and a note saying ''wanna go out?''
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#18
Quote by padgea7x
don't think he meant the band................

Yeah, I know. He spelled "corny" wrong, hence the joke......................
#20
Quote by lzcougarz3
Yeah, I know. He spelled "corny" wrong, hence the joke......................


Whoops
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#21
Quote by padgea7x
I haven't asked a girl to dance................................................






He's asking how you asked them as a date to the dance, not how you ask to dance once you're already there.
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#22
Quote by lzcougarz3
Yeah, I know. He spelled "corny" wrong, hence the joke......................



I knew that......................................

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He's asking how you asked them as a date to the dance, not how you ask to dance once you're already there.



oh right

I haven't asked any girls as a date to a dance.........because I'm too shy


i've never been on a date either
They made me do push ups in drag

I'm gonna have a really hard time if we're both cannibals and racists.

Don't dress as a whore, he'll thump you.

I'm a firework, primed to go off
Last edited by padgea7x at Sep 26, 2009,
#23
Quote by namesroverrated





He's asking how you asked them as a date to the dance, not how you ask to dance once you're already there.


oh, I'm terribly sorry, should I excuse myself and delete my post ?
Cette nuit j'ai rêvé que je mâchais ses yeux
Après avoir crevé par accès de furie
Ta replète panse d'helminthes blancs nourrie,
Trop prompte à déféquer le fruit d'un vit sanieux.
#24
Quote by GaijinFoot
This one time I went up to this sweet blonde girl I liked and I said 'Can I borrow your lipstick?' and she was like 'erm...sure?' when she went to hand me her lipstick I kissed her. Then I gave her some cool cat (tm) eyes and said 'thanks' with a grin


Ok, that didn't really happen, it was a clearasil advert


lmao i've seen that, it's like the stupidest ad ever
#25
Say "You're a good girl, I'm a good boy. Eh?"

Works every time. Then again, I haven't been in high school for 3 years so I don't know what the kids do these days.

Or do what I used to do and write a note saying

"Wanna go to the dance?" and give her these options: A)Yes B)No C)Maybe D)I like pickles.
If she chooses A or D, you're good to go.
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#26
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lmao i've seen that, it's like the stupidest ad ever

I know! it makes me want to just beat the crap out of everyone involved.
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#27
On the clearasil ad the "may cause confidence" kinda says confidence is a bad thing...

Says a lot about teenagers these days.
meh
#28
Quote by GaijinFoot
This one time I went up to this sweet blonde girl I liked and I said 'Can I borrow your lipstick?' and she was like 'erm...sure?' when she went to hand me her lipstick I kissed her. Then I gave her some cool cat (tm) eyes and said 'thanks' with a grin


Ok, that didn't really happen, it was a clearasil advert




Just ask them if they want to dance. If you use a line it could just be lame.
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#29
Quote by Warheart1188


Or do what I used to do and write a note saying

"Wanna go to the dance?" and give her these options: A)Yes B)No C)Maybe D)I like pickles.
If she chooses A or D, you're good to go.



please do this
#30
put party boy theme on phone
see a girl goin to go in a club
party boy her
'why dont we try this in there'
profit
#31
Mine were never creative. I just asked them.
I can honestly say I have really been far even as decided to use even go want to do look more like.


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#32
one of my closest friends drew a very accurate picture of a male gentalia and made it jizzing and it said home cumming. twas interesting
#33
i've never had to ask, they've just asked me
but one of them asked me out w/ a "coupon book", n it was pretty cute. she made a lil flip book w/ "coupons" i could use that had things written on em like "good for one hang out session [:" and "good for hugs when u need to cheer up" n stuff like that. and the last coupon was "good for winter formal 2009?"
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