#1
omfg! i was jst playin gitar 2 stick stickly nd was finkin yeh dis is th best iv ever playd it. then jon came in and sed cnt u play anyfin faster? i was like wtf?!!! stop lisnen 2 th **** jonas bros and lissen to real music u ***. i mite kick him in the shins later for tht

dus any1 else hav ne fings their gay family do?
#3
This has been done, and that isn't English.
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omfg! i was jst playin gitar 2 stick stickly nd was finkin yeh dis is th best iv ever playd it. then jon came in and sed cnt u play anyfin faster? i was like wtf?!!! stop lisnen 2 th **** jonas bros and lissen to real music u ***. i mite kick him in the shins later for tht

dus any1 else hav ne fings their gay family do?


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#10
I don't know what planet you're from TS, but I don't speak your language
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#17
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guys dis thred is serious stay on topic pls or ill report u all.

Did you just threaten the pit?


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#18
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#19
I don't think it is a troll...

That's why this is so much funnier!

Also with all those pictures you guys post... do you have like a folder full of them, prepared for every occassion or something?!
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#21
Hi my name is tit_grab Dark’ness Dementia Raven Way and I have long ebony black hair (that’s how I got my name) with purple streaks and red tips that reaches my mid-back and icy blue eyes like limpid tears and a lot of people tell me I look like Amy Lee (AN: if u don’t know who she is get da hell out of here!). I’m not related to Gerard Way but I wish I was because he’s a major ****ing hottie. I’m a vampire but my teeth are straight and white. I have pale white skin. I’m also a witch, and I go to a magic school called Hogwarts in England where I’m in the seventh year (I’m seventeen). I’m a goth (in case you couldn’t tell) and I wear mostly black. I love Hot Topic and I buy all my clothes from there. For example today I was wearing a black corset with matching lace around it and a black leather miniskirt, pink fishnets and black combat boots. I was wearing black lipstick, white foundation, black eyeliner and red eye shadow. I was walking outside Hogwarts. It was snowing and raining so there was no sun, which I was very happy about. A lot of preps stared at me. I put up my middle finger at them.
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#22
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guys dis thred is serious stay on topic pls or ill report u all.





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#23
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guys dis thred is serious stay on topic pls or ill report u all.






ok on topic, annoying things my family do:


call me names and treat me like a 2 year old
They made me do push ups in drag

I'm gonna have a really hard time if we're both cannibals and racists.

Don't dress as a whore, he'll thump you.

I'm a firework, primed to go off
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#25
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Hi my name is tit_grab Dark’ness Dementia Raven Way and I have long ebony black hair (that’s how I got my name) with purple streaks and red tips that reaches my mid-back and icy blue eyes like limpid tears and a lot of people tell me I look like Amy Lee (AN: if u don’t know who she is get da hell out of here!). I’m not related to Gerard Way but I wish I was because he’s a major ****ing hottie. I’m a vampire but my teeth are straight and white. I have pale white skin. I’m also a witch, and I go to a magic school called Hogwarts in England where I’m in the seventh year (I’m seventeen). I’m a goth (in case you couldn’t tell) and I wear mostly black. I love Hot Topic and I buy all my clothes from there. For example today I was wearing a black corset with matching lace around it and a black leather miniskirt, pink fishnets and black combat boots. I was wearing black lipstick, white foundation, black eyeliner and red eye shadow. I was walking outside Hogwarts. It was snowing and raining so there was no sun, which I was very happy about. A lot of preps stared at me. I put up my middle finger at them.


Just a little over the top?
Wait, what am I saying?!
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#28
my first reaction was .... but I'm beginning to think he is just some random kid that talks like an idiot because hes too lazy to at least use a wee bit o
grammar. To which my reaction is


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#29
It is unfair how we're all mocking him, I included, when he's simply expressing his opinion.

It is however also a failure on his part that he didn't express it in English or with any dignity.

/two-sided argument
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#31
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It is unfair how we're all mocking him


umm, you realize this is the internet don't you?
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#33
so i wuss at da gitarr shop lookin for new amp and my bruva pix up a attack attack signithur gitarr an i was liek no dont get dat cum get dis slipnot signachur gitarr it has 7 strinz and shiz luk i havv 5 drumres in my band no 1 gon stop me now.

yeh das an noying fing my family dus dey dont listen wen i wont to buy slipnot gitarr

so my question to you is has anyone really ever been far even as decided to go want do look more like?
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