#1
okay so theres this concert i want to see wednesday night. but i have a test that night in my english class. So i emailed her and asked if i could take it the day before. And she said if the reason was unavoiadable then yes, but if not then no.

so i need a good reason tht she couldnt check up on. Im thinking of something to do with my uncle having cancer (which is true, but hes ok) and it being his birthday or some **** but i dunno.
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#2
Just say you have a very important concert to attend. Who are you going to see?
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#3
You're chronically retarded. It's worth a shot.
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#4
Study for it now?

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#6
do your test you dickhead
you can go see the next concert
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#7
Say that you have a serious case of the runs, and if she dosnt let you retake it sometime later, you could just shit yourself in class. Itd work for sure.
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#9
if you guys arent gonna post a serious answer at least try and make it funny. There's been 7 post, not one of them serious, and not one of them funny.
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if you guys arent gonna post a serious answer at least try and make it funny. There's been 7 post, not one of them serious, and not one of them funny.


Mine was seriously funny.
Suck on that.
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#11
just tell her your uncle has cancer and you need to visit him, she has no idea whether he's ok or not
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#12
Yeah, your uncle probably won't make it another year, so your whole family is having a big party for him.
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#13
Write the test or you'll end up being an Anchorman or something of that degree.
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#15
Tell her your uncle has cancer, he is okay, but it's his birthday and it'd be great if you could be there to support him?

IDK.
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#16
okay so theres this concert i want to see wednesday night. but i have a test that night in my english class. So i emailed her and asked if i could take it the day before. And she said if the reason was unavoiadable then yes, but if not then no.

so i need a good reason tht she couldnt check up on. Im thinking of something to do with my uncle having cancer (which is true, but hes ok) and it being his birthday or some **** but i dunno.


You are an imbecile.
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#18
Tell that you're so worried about your uncle you might fail the test, and if you get bad grades you might end up working as a teacher or something.

That should please her. And I know alot about pleasing women.
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#19
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if you guys arent gonna post a serious answer at least try and make it funny. There's been 7 post, not one of them serious, and not one of them funny.


I found quite a few of them to be rather funny so
#20
"It's personal."

They actually can't ask you beyond that. Make it understood that it's something private and you're fine.
#21
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#22
if you have no shame (like myself) just call in and say you're stuck on the ****ter. u've been there for and hour and its comin out both ends and there's no way you're coming in. what can they say tho that?.....nothing. no doctors note, no evidence. maybe walk like your ass is a bit sore the next day if you have to work.
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#23
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Tell her you have a doctor's appointment. Duh.


Yes...too bad the concert is at night and that excuse wouldn't work at all...stupid.
Like some of the others said tell her your uncle has cancer and you don't know how long he has to live and you would like to see him before he passes.
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if you have no shame (like myself) just call in and say you're stuck on the ****ter. u've been there for and hour and its comin out both ends and there's no way you're coming in. what can they say tho that?.....nothing. no doctors note, no evidence. maybe walk like your ass is a bit sore the next day if you have to work.




Say it's coming out 3 ends, and then start making a bit of a puking noise. lulz.
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#26
ok i just sent her this

"my uncle has just started chemotherapy and my dad and sister are going down to see him and i was wanting to go with them"
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ok i just sent her this

"my uncle has just started chemotherapy and my dad and sister are going down to see him and i was wanting to go with them"


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