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Search bar'd and found no topic which combines these 2 together. And most were epicly old by a year. And with the new school year started, I'm sure we all have some new stories to share about the weirdos around our schools. Ill start off.

My highschool was a goldmine for weirdos. I'm not sure which was more awkward, the kids or the teachers. In my 4 years there, I witnessed 3 teachers being fired and one arrested. First there was the nice old history teacher Mr. A, who favored all of the girls in his classes and pooed on the boys. I had him one year and he def. was 'nice' to the girls he favored. Luckily he never favored me. He was found later in the year having sexual relations with a girl student. Next there was a coach who was fired for giving out steroids and pills to the sports kids. Then my senior year was the wildest.

We had an actual midget as an in school/detention teacher. He was actually really scary for a midget and made big tough guys cry. He was very touchy feely with the girls and would be caught holding hands with them in halls and getting them out of classes whenever they didnt want to be there. If you were a girl who was pretty or had a skirt on, you would ALWAYS get out of detention and not have to serve it.
I had detention for skipping classes and I had to serve 2 days. When the bathroom bell rang, he told me to stay after while everyone did there thing. So, I was the only person in the room with him. He gets up, stands in front of me and goes on telling me that I am an angel and a really 'gorgeous girl'. It scared the living crap out of me and after he went on talking nonsense he told me I was free to go an hour and a half early, so I bolted out of that school. I didnt have to serve the next day either. The same teacher was fired for having naked pictures of students on his phone and laptop. Just the fact that he was a midget made it all the more awkward and hilarious.

Finally a health teacher of the school was caught having sexual relations with a student. But everyone knew it was with more than one. At least 4-5 different boys. It went on for like 9 months until someone finally spilled the beans. She was arrested though and has all kinds of restraining orders on her now.

Now for the kids, there were some winners.
Muttonchops: who would walk around the school lobby in a star wars or nintendo shirt everyday, smiling to himself and talking/mouthing words to no one.
Tourettes kid: this kid was pretty amazing. He was short and fat and was losing almost all of his hair. He would strut around wearing a yellow backpack full of snacks and would scream out family guy quotes at the top of his lungs to whoever would listen. If he caught you laughing and looking at him, he would come over, stand over you and just recite quote after quote. Even full episodes. After awhile he would stop coming to school but sure enough, later in the year you would hear some loony screaming something about sprinkles and it was him.
Nasal Symphony: this guy wasnt widely known in the school but me and my friends knew him. he had a monster crush on me for 3 years and when i was in my chemistry class he would find every way possible to get face to face with me and either stare or come out with some weird pick up line. To do this, he would get in front of the class, grab a kleenex and blow his nose as loud as possible all while standing behind the trash can staring me down until he threw his runny kleenex in the trash.
Ghost kid: every girl in the school knew this guy as the creeper who would do anything to get close to a girl. whether they were pretty or ugly he would go for them. You would be sitting in class and there would be an empty seat next to you, you look around and he is all of a sudden there. You hear nothing, just see him sitting there. He then would try to make any conversation possible. He once decided to have a 30 minute talk about my socks and went on showing me a cat video on his ipod.
Gina: this poor girl I felt so sorry for. She was pretty slow in the mind but really sweet and you at times couldn’t help but laugh at her. Most of the time she would just sit in the back of class reading, licking her lips, and eating if she had anything. She would literally drool if she seen any food in the room. If you talked to her once she thought you were automatically her best friend and would try to talk and come up to you wherever you were. Even in the bathroom.
John: everyone knew john. He was mentally handicapped and would walk around the school most of the time by himself (his teacher/follower would always abandon him). He would always keep his fingers in his ears and he knew everyones name. If he came up to you, asked for your name and you told him, he would never forget it. Whenever he would come up to you, you would always ‘pound it’ or high five and he would be happy for the rest of the day.
Wheely: this was another mentally handicapped kid who would spend his days in an electric wheel chair roaming the library and lobby. One day he came speeding down the hall, hit a huge female teacher head on. She fell over, ended up breaking her ankle and he went on shouting s*** over and over and speeding off the other way while others tried to chase him down. He was never given that wheel chair again.
Porn kid: this guy was obsessed with porn. He somehow managed to give every computer in the school a virus from visiting porn sites. He was really funny and had the best jokes but he was just overall weird. Before he was expelled from school, he went outside during lunch and pissed all over the school wall and 2 windows.

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We have the kind of teacher that would just make assumptions, if he heard something and thought it was you, you'd get punished. Regardless of whether you actually did it or not.

Heres a scenario. We were in the computer lab. Everyone was dead silent, we're jsut on some government site, doing our assignments. Then some audio plays at full blast, it was one of stephen harpers speech. That kid got sent to the PR room (equivalent of detention) No questions asked. Turns out the thing just plays automatically. Then the audio starts playing for the guy behind me. The teachers turns around and gives me the dirtiest look. I respond with "Wasn't me" And the kid behind me admits fault.

The punishment? We both get sent to the PR room.

Then there's the pretty cool teacher, she would always make retarded jokes about the handicapped kids, within an earshot too. It was pretty sweet, considering she was one of those teachers, who at first glance would look like they were about to give you a detention. She just looks so angry all the time. But she's like. Awesome.

I'll have more to contribute next week, probably.

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How exactly does a teacher break? Can they be fixed? Are there teacher repair shops?

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We had an actual midget as an in school/detention teacher. He was actually really scary for a midget and made big tough guys cry. He was very touchy feely with the girls and would be caught holding hands with them in halls






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#13
There was a mentally challenged kid in my woodshop/technology education class and every day I was just waiting for him to lop a finger off on a rotary blade or a band saw or something.
#14
That was awesome!!! There's some weird kids at my highschool too. not as funny as the ones you wrote though XD
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There was a guy named Jed who claimed to have served multiple tours in Iraq (being payed millions by a PMC), kidnapped, married, rescued, and had children with some girl he was obsessed with, and all sorts of "war stories" in his last two years of high school.

He'd always come up to you and say things like "If you heard any gunfire recently, it was me and my Army buddies squeezin' off a few rounds outside."


Then, recently, at lunch, me and a few of my cooler teachers were watching X-men: Wolverine, and when we got to the part in the beginning where Agent Zero kills all the guys, reloads in midair while doing a backflip, etc. my Government teacher said "Yeah, Jed Smith did that in Iraq, twice!" And I experienced a ROFL.
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There's this kid in my history class who always answers questions the teachers gives with 5 minute history lessons on things that have nothing at all to do with the subject(his favorite is the War of 1812).
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well yesterday was home comming.
and if you can call this wierd some kid accepted a bet to snap a mouse trap on his toung, I played Fire fight on Halo 3 ODST during the rally in the gym, and some kids in masks started TPing the school grounds in the middle of the school day.

it was a good day.
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Did you know the last kid?

Yes I did.

@ IbanezRGS: She actually made fun of the handicapped kids? wow, not a good role model for the kids.

@RU Experienced? I dont see why they would let him in a shop class. Unless he had a helper or something. Thats like a lawsuit waiting to happen.

@codyadamscea wow.

@ thankyougermany LOL. i guess his future plans are going into the military?

@guitarhero_764 oh man, there was a kid in my us history class who was like that. he was big on weapons though.
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Ms. Sue - There used to be a regular substitute teacher who was very Indian. No one could understand a word she said, she also didnt know english very well. She was very short like just over 5 foot. When she would teach a class kids would yell obscene things at her like, "**** you, you smelly piece of indian ****." and she would have no clue what they called her.

Wolvey - He was a old teacher who lived in his own world. He is a lawyer and was fired once for hitting on the girl students. Because he is a lawyer he sued the school for his job back and like $50,000. After he got his job back his teaching method was all word searches. He would give us a word search and leave the class room for the reaming of the hour.

One of the chemistry teachers hated her job so much that she tried to get fired but never did and eventually just quit.

Since TS mentioned so many mentally handicapped kids..

there was this mentally handicapped kid, Tim. Who was obviously retarded. He had to be over seen by a supervisor everyday of school since elementary school and spent his lunch time searching the cafeteria for loose change. When graduation came around he had 16th best GPA of a class over over 400 kids.

Ive got many more but dont want to type anymore.
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@ IbanezRGS: She actually made fun of the handicapped kids? wow, not a good role model for the kids.


Yeah, but she did it so discreetly that she even made them laugh, or droll, or poop themselves..

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That is just awful...

Nobody should ever have to admit to being from Edmonton.


I'm actually 30 mins out of edmonton. I just didn't wanna be a turd and put the name of some town no ones ever heard of before.

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Yeah, but she did it so discreetly that she even made them laugh, or droll, or poop themselves..

JOHNNYEDIT:


I'm actually 30 mins out of edmonton. I just didn't wanna be a turd and put the name of some town no ones ever heard of before.

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Special Ed. I don't know how special he actually was, but I am pretty certain he had ADHD. He would do lots of weird things for attention, and knowing this everyone would just tell him to do weird things. He would happily do it just to 'make friends.' He ate newspapers, threw things at teachers and other students, ran around campus screaming non-sense, hyperextending his elbow in a weird freakish manner, among other things.

My sister had a teacher who eventually fled to Mexico once the administration found out he was asking students to help him with an experiment that involved them jacking off into tubes so he could evaluate the semen. I don't know the details, but I think they were videotaped, and subjected to some 'physical' that the teacher himself administered.
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we had a supply teacher once that we called "the Chosen One" because thats what he called himself lol. He was super indian and had a hilarious accent, and he kept trying to tell us that musicians and movie stars were evil because they charge us money for their thoughts and stuff, and that God has all our phones tapped, and that when you gpo to heaven, you'll use a thing that looks like a microwave to teleport everywhere, you just imput the number, and that he knew all of this because he was the Chosen One and God spoke to him

me and my friends spent the entire class playing Prez in the back and everytime the Chosen One asked us if we were wroking, we said yes lol. he bought it every time
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well yesterday was home comming.
and if you can call this wierd some kid accepted a bet to snap a mouse trap on his toung, I played Fire fight on Halo 3 ODST during the rally in the gym, and some kids in masks started TPing the school grounds in the middle of the school day.

it was a good day.

Lol thats great. I would have forked the lawn.

@Fenderhippie69: We also had an indian substitute teacher. She actually would try to teach but after she would go over the lesson she would just read the whole rest of the classtime. And dang, I would have collected change with that other boy. Make that money. That is amazing that he graduated at the top. Good for him.

@DorkusMalorkus: Thats really sad they made him do that stuff. I would have just been his friend. And omg that semen story was sick.
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Lunch kid- He roams the cafeteria in patterns around the lunch tables. When the bell for the next class rings, he picks up half eaten hamburgers and stores them in his backpack.

Jamie- Last year he brought $400 in $5 bills. He gave them out to people to be friend, who pretty much robbed him blind. He follows me on the bus, and stares at me, which is very creepy, because his face looks like this:

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A friend told me about a weird guy at his primary school who enjoyed pooping into plastic bags. Then would just casually walk around hitting things with the poop bag.
Also (following the mental handicapped theme) there was a special needs guy at primary who stole my spoon during lunchtime. I let him keep it because it made him happy, but i had to throw away my yoghurt
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Rave kid: Whenever we have assemblies, especially on Spirit Week or Field Day, this kid smears his face with paint and raves. Keep in mind, at a lot of these things everyone is sitting on enormous bleachers.

Dickbutt Artist: He must have been a senior last year because these beautiful drawings no longer grace the boy's bathrooms. In addition, someone else started commenting on his drawings, saying "Who draws this sick ****?" An entire wall argument ensued, though the DB artist pwned this guy with "Way to call someone out on a bathroom wall."

Bathroom Rapper: May have been the same guy as DB Artist. This guy frequently wrote entire raps about people in our school in the handicap (large) stall.

Grammar Nazi: Signs are frequently put up throughout the school advertising coming events and somehow there always something wrong with them. I would never have noticed unless this studious individual didn't go around fucking spellchecking all the signs The worst was "Its odyssey, *****."

There really aren't a lot of freaks in my school (at least the obvious ones; I'm fairly certain there are quite a few that are the Patrick Bateman type personalities). My school body is the equivalent of beige.
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From my old school:

Mr.Forbes: This guy had a story about everything, and none of them were true. He even claimed to have been at the control desk at NASA the day that the Apollo space craft almost crashed and claimed to have been the one that saved it. Which is odd conisdering he ended up being a maths teacher in Britain. He had many more gems that I forget now.
Mr. Binns: Very incompetent, had no idea what he was talking about, and was more than likely stoned everyday. Despised by the other English teachers.

Then there was another teacher who apparently raped a student. Which is always a no-no really. And this guy who cut his finger open with a sharpner and then rubbed it on his forehead to get out of a lesson. And he would also sand paper his head for money. And in my brother's year there was a guy who got suspended for masturbating in a science classroom, I was never told whether or not it was during a lesson ... I had a weird school.
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Dickbutt Artist: He must have been a senior last year because these beautiful drawings no longer grace the boy's bathrooms. In addition, someone else started commenting on his drawings, saying "Who draws this sick ****?" An entire wall argument ensued, though the DB artist pwned this guy with "Way to call someone out on a bathroom wall."

Bathroom Rapper: May have been the same guy as DB Artist. This guy frequently wrote entire raps about people in our school in the handicap (large) stall.

Grammar Nazi: Signs are frequently put up throughout the school advertising coming events and somehow there always something wrong with them. I would never have noticed unless this studious individual didn't go around fucking spellchecking all the signs The worst was "Its odyssey, *****."

I ****ing lol'd
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There was one girl in my school, and it would be fair to say she was not quite right. One day she was leaning against a wall in the foyer and her hair got caught in a staple on a poster. She couldn't get herself free and started panicking and crying, all while twisting around to try and get free. It was a pretty pathetic sight, but - and I feel a bit evil admitting this - it was also very funny. After a few minutes a teacher heard her, took pity, and cut her free with a pair of scissors. After dispersing the small crowd who gathered to watch. Kids are cruel
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There was one girl in my school, and it would be fair to say she was not quite right. One day she was leaning against a wall in the foyer and her hair got caught in a staple on a poster. She couldn't get herself free and started panicking and crying, all while twisting around to try and get free. It was a pretty pathetic sight, but - and I feel a bit evil admitting this - it was also very funny. After a few minutes a teacher heard her, took pity, and cut her free with a pair of scissors. After dispersing the small crowd who gathered to watch. Kids are cruel

Indeed.
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Wheely My school has/had this one girl who would race through the hallways on her wheel chair. I'm pretty sure I've seen her walking before..but anyway, if you were somehow in her path when she hit her favorite ramp... it was game over.
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Wheely My school has/had this one girl who would race through the hallways on her wheel chair. I'm pretty sure I've seen her walking before..but anyway, if you were somehow in her path when she hit her favorite ramp... it was game over.

Your school has ramps in the hallways?
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