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velociraptor
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#3
Velociraptor. There is no other.

EDIT: FUCK!


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#4
Cockosaurus.
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#8
Velociraptor. if this isn't your favorite dinosaur you are WRONG. if you've seen Jurassic Park, the velociraptor is your favorite dinosaur
#10
Quote by Lt. Shinysides
Velociraptor. if this isn't your favorite dinosaur you are WRONG. if you've seen Jurassic Park, the velociraptor is your favorite dinosaur

But the velociraptor was actually smaller in real life than what was portrayed in the movies you silly goose.
#12
utahraptor

no joke, it's a real dinosaur. It's like a giant raptor
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#13
Quote by metaldud536
But the velociraptor was actually smaller in real life than what was portrayed in the movies you silly goose.



yes but it may have had protofeathers. and that is INSANELY badass
#15
Well, seeing as I'm in university for paleontology, and I actually know my stuff, I'll have to say Therizinosaurus. The name means 'scythe lizard', and it has 3 foot long claws on both hands, but has a long-ish neck and potbelly, and is vegetarian. It's actually sick, just google it and you'll find a couple pictures.


edit: Utahraptor is indeed a real dinosaur, for anyone who doesn't believe that guy above me, and velociraptor has never been found with protofeathers, but there are many of it's relatives which have been found with protofeathers, so it may have had them as well.

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#17
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velociraptor

This. Those bitches can OPEN FUCKING DOORS.

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#19
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A small flightless bird is not badass. It's like a turkey....LAME.


It is delicious however
a little lost.....
#20
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#23
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This.

And this (made it myself sometime last year):




And, on a super cereal note, I like Utahraptors, as well as Apatosaurus, Mammoths (I know not technically a dinosaur, but they're older animals. ), Megalodons, and Liopleurodons.

Among others.
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#27
Quote by fallenangel20


And, on a super cereal note, I like Utahraptors, as well as Apatosaurus, Mammoths (I know not technically a dinosaur, but they're older animals. ), Megalodons, and Liopleurodons.

Among others.


Megalodons and Liopleurodons aren't dinosaurs either :P Dinosaurs were only terrestrial, so pterodactyls (flying reptiles) and marine reptiles like plesiosaurs and mosasaurs weren't dinosaurs either.
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#29


Koopadon Bowseridae
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A|DUN-DUN-----------------------------------------DEEWOP
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#30
brontosaurus
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#32
Baby Sinclair


I'm the baby, gotta love me
Big purple eyes, I'm very cuddly
'Specially when I hit my daddy with a frying pan
*WHACK* (Earl: "Fran!")

I'm the baby, gotta love me
First I whack you then you shove me
Flying 'cross the room, I like it!
Again!

Mama says it's too much sugar
Daddy is all perplexed
A-B-C-D-E-F,
Gee, you never know what I'm gonna do next! (Earl: "FRAN!!!!")

Wanna see me make a rocket?
Watch me put her tail in a socket
She lights up like a Christmas tree
(Ethel: "Don't try this at home!")
Whee!
I'm the baby and you gotta love meeeeeeee

Everybody!

I'm the baby, gotta love me
Big purple eyes, I'm very cuddly
Don't you think that every home should have one of me? (or three!)

I said, jump on the bed, hit my daddy on the head
Run around the house when they tell me not to
I take every chance to make a poop in my pants
But I'm the baby, and you got to

I'm the baby, gotta love me
Don't you wish there were more of me?
Daddy, Mother, brother, sister
I'm the greatest baby in prehistor'!
I'm the baby and you gotta love
I'm the baby and you gotta love
I'm the baby and you gotta love me

Gotta love me![/size


edit: Fuck. Hot Money420 beat me to it.
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#33
Quote by muse-ik
Megalodons and Liopleurodons aren't dinosaurs either :P Dinosaurs were only terrestrial, so pterodactyls (flying reptiles) and marine reptiles like plesiosaurs and mosasaurs weren't dinosaurs either.


FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU-


In that case, this bad boy right here, Gastonia Burgei (Invalid img)
#35
Megalodon

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#37
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Because of this


Ankylosaur, good choice! Also, for epic defence:


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#38
triceratops, stegosaurus, dimetrodon.

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I have no opinion on this matter.
#40
Spinosaurus
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