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#1
Well I've got this magazine about just random facts and one was that a guy wrote a book without once using the letter 'E'. This is a proper book with over 50,000 words!

Try and write a sentence without using a single E.

And do try to make it a bit more complex than - I saw a cat.
#8
That's not to hard if you think about it.

A child could do it.
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#10
Awesome first post. and this is most difficult, but not impossibl.

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#11
eeee eeeeeeeeeeeeeeee eee eeeee e eee eeee

damn harder than i thought
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#13
I walk into a room that is dripping with jam and coconut milk...This is Truth
Just prior to a funny looking cat running through and taking an acrobatic jump out of a glass window....This is Truth.


....just randomly went with it. Wasn't too hard :p
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Awesome first post. and this is most difficult, but not impossibl.



that was most hilarious.
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#16
I wish Johnny and Frank would come to the ball with Raul and Saul but I don't think it's important to my job as ball planner. Although it would persist in my honorary duty.
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#18
I am not good at this thing

..wait wat ?
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#19
I did a dog up his big fat a$$, and said "Whoa whoa whoa, this isn't my batman glass"
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#20
You may ask him to do it now if you want, but do you think Sam will always sing for all of you?
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#22
Personallee I theenk this is a stupeed thread idea.
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#26
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That's not to hard if you think about it.

A child could do it.


A child just did it. That is amazing, i wish i had thought of this many moons ago.
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#27
It's fair to say that I was all, "I think that Fast and Furious: Tokyo Drift was similar to Push in that both films star young up-and-coming actors: that guy from Friday Night Lights and Johnny Storm from Fantastic Four."

Ok, this is going to bust my brain. I try not to occupy my familys tv for too long. I just fancy tv. MY third show i long for is a show that has a girl thats Quinn. Quinn is a smart girl. I like tv but i fancy music. Music is my all. I fancy singing and hip hop.

A giant unicorn was flying over Asia last sunday. I thought this was odd! So I told my dad and my dad thought it was funny. I think my dad did not think that I said the truth. But It's ok. I don't mind if my dad thinks I'm a liar. Actually, I do. I am sorry. But I do mind if my dad thinks I'm a liar. So... Anyway! After that Sunday, it was Monday! Monday was cool! That Monday I saw a film! It was ok. Not that good though... Okay... So, I think that's about it... I'm boring. Flying unicorns... Films... No fun! hahaha! Adios!
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Last edited by JacobLampman at Sep 26, 2009,
#28
A giant unicorn was flying over Australia last sunday. I thought this was odd! So I told my dad and my dad thought it was funny. I think my dad did not think that I said the truth. But It's ok. I don't mind if my dad thinks I'm a liar. Actually, I do. I am sorry. But I do mind if my dad thinks I'm a liar. So... Anyway! that following Sunday, it was Monday! Monday was cool! That Monday I saw a film! It was ok.


Do I win?


**** you above^ googled it like me.


also you used a "E" in great.
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#29
finally a funny "cool story, bro"
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#31
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#32
in english it's easy, try it in french....
Cette nuit j'ai rêvé que je mâchais ses yeux
Après avoir crevé par accès de furie
Ta replète panse d'helminthes blancs nourrie,
Trop prompte à déféquer le fruit d'un vit sanieux.
#33
I WANT MY SANDWITCH, NOW! plz?


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#34
A cow on a roof is not ok to do in a land such as mississippi E.

AH CRAP.
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#36
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I wish Johnny and Frank would come to the ball with Raul and Saul but I don't think it's important to my job as ball planner. Although it would persist in my honorary duty.

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#38
I ran to Billy's room and I hit him right in his nostrils (sp).
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#39
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#40
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Oh man I was hoping you wouldn't find that I did my damnst to put that in obscurity.
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