#1
So last week. Party at my friends house. He invites me to crash on his bed.

I do, don't think anything of it.

I asked him to hang out later that week and he says he can't, the bed bug killer is coming later.

GREAT. COOL.

Sure enough a week later, I woke up with at least 50 bites on my body that itch 5x worse than a mosquito bite.

They look like this, but mine are hella swollen compared to this dude.



Has anyone else had to deal with this and have any tips for me to deal with them until I can get an exterminator?
"The future's uncertain, and The End is always near."
-Jim Morrison
#3
Holy **** dude! You need to get your belly button checked out.
Feed your mind.
#4
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Holy **** dude! You need to get your belly button checked out.


Not my belly button, just a picture I found.

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Not effective against bedbugs.
"The future's uncertain, and The End is always near."
-Jim Morrison
#6
It looks like bed bugs. Im serious. Is your friend not clean?

You need to go to a doctor.
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#7
Quote by SlinkyBlue
Not my belly button, just a picture I found.




Oh, alright. That guy has a messed up belly button. You should take an oatmeal bath.
Feed your mind.
#8
**** man that sucks I absolutely despise itchiness. Try seeing a doctor or something ? He might direct you to some sort of cream that helps ?
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Après avoir crevé par accès de furie
Ta replète panse d'helminthes blancs nourrie,
Trop prompte à déféquer le fruit d'un vit sanieux.
#10
hydra-cortisone cream for the bites and a good exterminator for the bugs
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#13
Quote by SlinkyBlue
He invites me to crash on his bed.

I do, don't think anything of it.



gay joke? ...no... wellllll....

Maybe you got gay bugs in yer...

I'm too high for this right now.
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#14
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#15
This is ****ing horrible, knowing that I'm going to have to go to sleep tonight and when I least expect it these little bastards will come out of their hiding places and suck on my flesh while I sleep.

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"The future's uncertain, and The End is always near."
-Jim Morrison
#16
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Well you know what they say...when life gives you lemons, make lemonade.
#18
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Bedbugs are a rumor made up by people who like to simplify things.


I have no idea what you are trying to insinuate.
"The future's uncertain, and The End is always near."
-Jim Morrison
#19
Quote by SlinkyBlue
I have no idea what you are trying to insinuate.




It's something ever since I saw this Bob Dylan interview last year. He said that about his name. Another thing:

"Well everyone like motorcycles to some extent."

I like to twist that if someone asks me a dumb question, or one I don't feel like answering. For example:

"Well, everyone thinks Jim Morrison is attractive to some extent."

Or "Well, everyone can play bass to some extent."
#20
I just finished taking a few pictures.

My lower right back by my hip:



Right shoulder:



There is a crop larger than both of these behind my right knee, but it's not a good spot for a photograph.

PLEASE TAKE THIS AS A WARNING. DO NOT TAKE BED BUGS LIGHTLY. Apparently they are having a surge in population right now too.
"The future's uncertain, and The End is always near."
-Jim Morrison
#21
Burn your mattress, burn your clothes, wash the clothes you've worn in the last week on really hot for a shitton. Seriously, go crazy those little motherfuckers spread like wildfire.
#22
Quote by st.stephen
Burn your mattress, burn your clothes, wash the clothes you've worn in the last week on really hot for a shitton. Seriously, go crazy those little motherfuckers spread like wildfire.


I swear to God the second this weekend is over I am coming back home with enough bed bug killer to kill the bed bug god.
"The future's uncertain, and The End is always near."
-Jim Morrison