#1
step 1: find cup, or two cups depending on cup size or other things

step 2: fill said cup with luke warm or mildly hot water. never too hot nor cold.

step 3: drop a straw or two straws into cup

step 4: drop balls in cup

step 5: take cup to your girlfriend and have her blow

I give you the Ballcuzzi. myes?

This can also be used with a crazy straw for those lonely nights
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#4
Fuck, I can't find a picture of a tiny teacup.
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#5
cool av bros

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EDIT: Sporks? Brain thing from Metroid?
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#6
peniscuzzi -

1- cut a hole in the jacuzzi
2 - put yo junk in the jacuzzi
3 - enjoy the relaxing sensation of warm water jets massaging your linus
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#8
That sounds like the pleasure it would provide wouldn't be worth the time and effort to do all that.
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#9
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That made me think of testes being sprayed by a fire hose. xO
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#11
i remember this from dirty sanchez or something. Except it was a tea kettle, and a person had to blow in the spout while the other person put his balls in the opening
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#12
How bout stickin your balls in the vacuum pipe thingy in a pool?
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#13
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i remember this from dirty sanchez or something. Except it was a tea kettle, and a person had to blow in the spout while the other person put his balls in the opening


Imagine if they turned the kettle on.