#1
Does anybody know where i can get some good porn music, like the awesome 70's-80's music? I like to whomp to that kind of music
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#3
Okay, all you pus-sucking motherfuckers out there
It's time to win a chance to butt-bang
Your daughter's tight virgin cherry ass to caller #666

The urge is too much to take
All I can think about is playing with myself
It's time to masturbate
I've got my Hustler and I don't need nothin' else

Ginger...Ginger

My hand gets tired and my dick gets sore
But the girls of porn want more
So I flip throught the pages one more time
And I just let the jism fly

Yeah yeah yeah

A quarter for a peep show
A private booth or talking to a naked *****
XXX video
976 and I can whack it on the phone

Nobody's home, I'm alone
The devil in Miss Jones
Nobody's home, I'm alone
Aja & John Holmes

We got gushin' gonads, tingling tushes
Hairy balls and hairy bushes
S & M, whips and chains
Pregnant ladies with menstrual pains
We got hand jobs and nipple tweaks
Finger bangs and slappin' cheeks
We got rape, necro & both ways
And lots of hung studs for all you gays
We got incest & bestiality too
We got Sade & the sweetest taboo
We got girls who'll eat your pee and poo
And guys who'd love to fuck your shoe
There's she-males, lezbos, & shaved beav
And D-cup mamas with so much cleave
Senior citizens who love to watch
And sniff those skid marks from your crotch - yeah!

Ain't got no woman next to me
I just got this magazine
And what's on the TV screen
But that's okay with me

I was trained to fuck you baby...

all credit goes to Mr. Bungle
Last edited by xaviergray at Sep 27, 2009,
#5
how about you wtch some porn? or turn the porn on but downt watch it, just listen to the music....and...er...grunting....
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#9
TS only made this thread to make a whomp joke.

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#10
There has to be some good songs with the porno sound. Preferably with tabs here.
Metal Head

One Day, We'll All Go Into The Water.
Go, Into The Water, Live There, Die There.

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#11
I Cum Blood
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jazz bass.

t-bird is muddy inversatile, and reminds me of emo chicks.

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#12
Now that is a blast from the past.

OP, check out Bill Bailey's Medieval Porn. There are tabs on UG.
Metal Head

One Day, We'll All Go Into The Water.
Go, Into The Water, Live There, Die There.

Gear
Squier Stratocaster
Jackson Pro Series Kelly
Jackson Dinky Sustaniac
Roland Cube 60
Peavey Triple XXX Stack
#15
Quote by element166
Does anybody know where i can get some good porn music, like the awesome 70's-80's music? I like to whomp to that kind of music


Open chords with wah pedal.

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It's called smooth jazz.


Actually, that works rather well.
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#16
Swollen with liquid
Ready to burst
A load of my lymph
Will quench this dead body's thirst
One month in the grave
twisted and half decayed
She turned a putrid yellow
I pissed in her maggot filled asshole

****ing the rotting
My semen is bleeding
The smell of decay
Seeps from her genital cavity

The smell was unbearable
As I unburied her
I cum blood from my erection
I feel it run
down her throat, swallow
Eyes glassy and vacant
body dug up to play with
Skin greasy and naked
tounguing her rotted anus

I need a live woman
to fill with my fluid
A delicate girl, to mutilate, **** and kill
her body exceptional
she thought I was normal
but I wanted more

I came blood inside of her
chocking on the clot
gagging on the snot
gushing blood, from her mouth
bloody gel leaking out
Body buried in a shallow grave
Unmarked for none to find
The sickness I have left behind
Undetected go my crimes
The greatest thrill of my life
To slit my own **** with a knife

Violent, climax
Serging serum
on my skin

Back from the dead
I am resurrected
to spew, putrefaction
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bass solo - "OMGZ0R U IS PRO MENZ"


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#17
Joe Satriani - Until We Say Goodbye
Jeff Buckley - Everybody Here Wants You

That's all I can think of at the moment.

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#19
Treat Your Mother Right - Mr T
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#20
lol whomp
Uncle Vernon, Uncle Vernon,
independent as a hog on ice,
He's a big shot down there at the slaughterhouse,
Plays accordion for Mr. Weiss
#22
Hey

She's the one who keeps me bored
I'm meaningless and uncensored
Baby, baby, drinks for free
I'll let you tumble down with me
So much to do, so much to say
So much to prove, so much to fake

I hate it when you frown this way
I hate you so much got to say
Baby, baby, masquerade
Baby I'll just masturbate
So much to do, so much to say
So much to prove, so much to fake

Hey, yeah
And I hope you like porn
Cause if you want to stick with me
Yeah you better like porn
The way I do
And it has to be real
It has to be real funky
Yeah you better like porn
The way I…

So
Don't understand the points you make
And should've stayed in bed today
Baby, baby, drinks for free
I'll let you tumble down with me
So much to do, so much to say
So much to prove, so much to fake

Hey, yeah
And I hope you like porn
Cause if you want to stick with me
Yeah you better like porn
The way I do
And it has to be real
It has to be real funky
Yeah you better like porn

The way I d-d-d-d-d-d-d-do

She's the one who keeps me bored
I'm meaningless and uncensored
Baby, baby, drinks for free
I'll let you tumble down with me

Some people have no points to make
So tell me why we're on this date
So baby, baby, drinks for free
I'll let you tumble down with me

So much to do, so much to say
So much to prove, so much to fake

Hey, yeah
And I hope you like porn
Cause if you want to stick with me
Yeah you better like porn
The way I do
And it has to be real
It has to be real funky
Yeah you better like porn
The way...

Well there's so much to do, so much to say
So much to prove, so much to fake
Hey
So much to do, so much to say
So much to prove, so much to fake

Voicst - Porn. I went pretty ballistic whe nthey played that song last night.
#24
Anything Sade. I swear there must be baby boomers in every city she passes on tour.
#27
torso****
spermswap

you get the idea,
VERY METAL!
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#30
Eminem - Superman
Snoop Dogg - Sexual Eruption
Or any smooth jazz...
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I immediately clenched my butthole after reading that...