#1
For those pitgoers with jobs, what benifits do you get for working there? E.g. Staff Discount, Free drinks, etc

For example I work at kfc and I get 10% off everything and free food when I work until closing.

This thread could be used for comparison (boasting rights) or even helping the unemployed decide where to apply.
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#3
my boss gives me private prostate exams.


seriously though:
10% off all my purchases as long as they aren't alcohol, tobacco, milk or already on sale.
25% off food on my lunch breaks
free coffee/hot chocolate
get to **** around with coworkers when nobody is around
free cookies/other baked stuff whenever the bakery feels happy (few times a day)
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#4
well i work for myself doing music so the benefits are not having to deal with asshole work colleagues, no travel and free music equipment because i can claim it as required for music/tax purposes
#5
I work in the registrar's office and in the writing center at my uni. I get to enroll early, but that's about it

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#6
I don't work there now cuz I'm at college, but I worked at a movie theater and I'd get ten free movie passes per week.
#7
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I don't work there now cuz I'm at college, but I worked at a movie theater and I'd get ten free movie passes per week.

When I worked at a theater I got all the free movies for me +1 I wanted, plus a free large soda and large popcorn. You got owned, my friend.

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When I worked at a theater I got all the free movies for me +1 I wanted, plus a free large soda and large popcorn. You got owned, my friend.

Whatever. I barely used them anyway.

What I really got owned over was not being payed holiday differential...
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For example I work at kfc and I get 10% off everything and free food when I work until closing.



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#13
I get free food when i work, discounts on food and also discounts on mobile phone contracts, driving lessons and a few other things.
#14
I get free pickguards when i need one and free guitar maintenance. those are the benefits of working at Chandler Guitars, which is run out of a garage.
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#15
There are no perks or benefits in the Grocery Industry.

Well, working in a meat department meant I did get discounts on the finest cuts of meaties. Thats about it.
#16
i didn't get any venefits working at that oizza place. gayyy.

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#17
I got to work more hours than is legal for my age, and all the cherries you want. They aren't that appetizing when you see millions of them a week, but I would bring them home for family.
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#18
i get to talk to cute girls occasionally.


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#20
Virgin media owns all of you.

I get all my cable services for a fraction of retail value - I pay £10 for the £85 VIP package.
I get half price mobile contracts with Virgin Mobile.
Triple crave rewards (look it up) - basically every £100 I spend on my phone I get £30 back towards a new one. And they calculate it by the full price of my contract not my staff discount price so I rack the money up.
£100 off a new phone as a joining gift.

Become a member of Virgin TRIBE - money off any virgin company when you present your virgin tribe card. Cheap atlantic flights, insurance, anything I want.

Oh and my boss buys us all coffee sometimes
#21
I work at PB Tech here in NZ. Get a hefty employee discount, commission, and random vouchers for selling certain things.
#22
i don't work, but my brother got a free iphone, free laptop, free phone bills and free home internet, because he works from home most of the time, and it's an IT job.
#23
I get meat and food with a discount because I work at a Butcher's. Sometimes I get free stuff.
#24
Quote by keithmoon15
my boss gives me private prostate exams.


seriously though:
10% off all my purchases as long as they aren't alcohol, tobacco, milk or already on sale.
25% off food on my lunch breaks
free coffee/hot chocolate
get to **** around with coworkers when nobody is around
free cookies/other baked stuff whenever the bakery feels happy (few times a day)


Why milk? What's so bad about it?

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#25
mcdonalds.

20% off everything whenever.
50% off before or after a shift.
free drinks on shift.

that's about it.
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Why milk? What's so bad about it?



no idea.
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Access to hot chicks
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#30
Ottawa Senators retail store. 35% off everything, 2 free tickets a year.......the chance to see Metallica for free by selling their merch (well, more like hear, but still). And that goes for all concerts at the arena.
#31
Golf Club: Free food/drink, employee discount on pro shop items (golf clothing/hats/clubs/balls/sunglasses, etc.)

Record and Tape Traders: Employee discount on CDs/DVDs