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#1
Drink all day, play all night, lets get it poppin’, everytime I dive in my pool, its hard to be humble, when I do the breaststroke through an underground tunnel, and come up on the other side in a Jacuzzi, being greeted by 2 naked models with suds on their booties! They give me hugs and lots of kisses and lots of kisses and they ask me what my wish is I say “go and call you bitches cause there’s gonna be a party!” Next day wash my body as a team, and then they say “fool your royal penis is clean” and I’m like Yes! Wakin up next to a beautiful girl, step outside and say hello to my beautiful world, grandmas cooking breakfast she makes pancakes the BEST, I check my myspace and I got a lot of friend requests..YES! Everyday I see my dream.










#7
What a ***.
I think its time to pack your things lets go,
To a place where we both know,
And dont worry, I'll drive real slow,
Spend some time before we go..
#8
Pit, to your shoop stations!

Quote by hazzmatazz
youmakemesmile...

Quote by sebastian_96
Today I stole a girls tampons for being such an annoying bitch.





MUFC


My love for you
Is like a truck
Berserker.
#11
lmfao wow wtf
Jackson DXMG -> Vai Morley Wah -> Korg Black Tuner -> (Need a delay) -> Maxon OD808 -> BBE Sonic Maximizer -> ISP Noisegate -> Mesa Boogie Mark IV
#14
shot in the dark here but...are you from new jersey by chance?

PRS SE Custom w/ Duncans
Classic Vibe 50's Strat
Egnater Rebel 20
Egnater Rebel 112x Cab
Crate v18-112 w/ Eminence Private Jack


USSR Big Muff Pi
Line 6 Echo Park
Boss BD-2
Vox Wah
Guitar Rig 3



DO NØT CLICK THÏS LINK


Hook 'em
#15
Da ****.
Quote by bendystraw
what's pron?


EDIT: i googled it, you guys are gross.


a2m/gape/murder/suicide/farrakhan/braziliancakefarts/bugera
#17
Lololololololol. DO THE SKIT!!!
"Some scientists claim that hydrogen, because it is so plentiful, is the basic building block of the universe. I dispute that. I say there is more stupidity than hydrogen, and that is the basic building block of the universe." -Frank Zappa
#20
OMFG. Can't...stop...laughing..
ಠ_ಠ WILL GIVE HEAD

Quote by Myxer
Have to give you props that the funniest post I read in a while
Quote by GogglesVK

hazardmaster has won this thread.


Fender Stratocaster 57' Reissue (Japanese)
Vox Valvetronix AD15VT
#21
Tubby boy got somce new threads, a little bot of bling and a cool camera and now he's the king of the world.


Congratulations. NO ONE cares, dude. Not one fucking person. The only thing you'll get here is a nice shoop-da-woop. Enjoy your "fame"
Quote by RoamingConflict
This one dream involved me, one random girl, midgets and a pie.


...and midgets ended up f*cking her. I got the pie.


#23


More to come if I can be bothered.

Quote by hazzmatazz
youmakemesmile...

Quote by sebastian_96
Today I stole a girls tampons for being such an annoying bitch.





MUFC


My love for you
Is like a truck
Berserker.
#31






Cant stop laughing at fat person.
Quote by thanksgiving
I'm coming for you with a castrator!
You sick bastard.



Watch that video below

If this video reaches 1000 views before Christmas, I'll play with my titties on cam.

#34
Quote by Zero-Hartman


More to come if I can be bothered.




I should give you my dog as a tribute.
No muerde, no calla
Sin sangre no hay arte
Nada ni nadie
De nada más

#36
Wow, cool knock off thrift store threads, and a "gold" chain from a grocery store vending booth don't turn an ugly douche into anything but a cheesy ugly douche. Gratz sir, on upping your douche baggery
Quote by Teh Traineez0rz
yeah was weird cause she liked us both but she loved him and for some reason she let me know beforehand.

i just wanted her poon and she wanted me to have her poon.

so i had myself some poon.
#38


Jus' hangin' wit' da guys, bein' all so freshhhhh

Quote by hazzmatazz
youmakemesmile...

Quote by sebastian_96
Today I stole a girls tampons for being such an annoying bitch.





MUFC


My love for you
Is like a truck
Berserker.
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