#1
when i go over to some of my friends house's, they'll have a big stack of playboys and penthouses sitting next to the toilet. they'll also rip out the centerfolds from the magazines, and hang them up on the walls. personally, i think its kinda weird as its just an invitation for people to jerk off in your bathroom. jerking off is for your room, not for a mutually shared space like the bathroom.

but any time i bring it up, my friends act like im the weird one. im not a bathroom reader to begin with, so perhaps im somewhat jaded. what does the pit think?
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#4
Most bathroom doors have locks


Even so, my bedroom has a lock, and every time my parents try to open the door ad it's locked they know I'm up to something
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Most bathroom doors have locks


Even so, my bedroom has a lock, and every time my parents try to open the door ad it's locked they know I'm up to something

Damn that sucks mate, if they ask me why the door's locked I always yell I'm sorry I didn't know y'all wanted to see me power****ting over the toilet seat.
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#11
Never thought about that, maybe we'll have to add a "Number 3".
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#13
Is it just me or does the guy in the bottom left caption look like our friend 'perfect pitch'?



EDIT: Id rather have him in my bathroom than porn. That way Id be pitch perfect and still have 20/20 vision.
Last edited by Preid at Sep 27, 2009,
#14
yah one of my buddys, his brother stocked up the bathroom with dozens of playboys and penthouses. was totally weird because they were in the laundry hamper for years and apparently it was supposed to be a secret from their mom. like what?
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Is it just me or does the guy in the bottom left caption look like our friend 'perfect pitch'?
*pic*

EDIT: Id rather have him in my bathroom than porn. That way Id be pitch perfect and still have 20/20 vision.

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#16
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Most bathroom doors have locks


Even so, my bedroom has a lock, and every time my parents try to open the door ad it's locked they know I'm up to something


Start locking it every time you're in your room?
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