#1
AND I NEED YOUR HELP!!!!!!!!!!!!!

my friends on my floor found out that tomorrow is my birthday and they have all kinds of crazy schemes going on.

I need your help to thwart their evil plans (well not evil but still).

So pit, help me think of things that they could possibly do and think of ways to thwart that plan back on them.

I will open a thread for my birthday tomorrow, but this isn't the time.

OK GO!!!
VERY METAL!
\m/
RIP Ronnie James Dio

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RazorTheAwesome, if I was a Ditto, I'd transform into YOU

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Basically god wanted to punish people for getting educated/eating apples.

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We all desire a little pussy.
#2
Cool man. Mine's in April.
I can honestly say I have really been far even as decided to use even go want to do look more like.


I don't always post on UG, but when I do, I post in the Pit. Stay thirsty my friends.
#3
Decapitate them with your cutlass, O Captain Razor!


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I still like cho0onger more than the 2 of you

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joke's on you, i actually fuck my cat
#8
MUSTACHE POWER, ACTIVATE!!!

That's what I would do.
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#10
Quote by cho0onger
Decapitate them with your cutlass, O Captain Razor!


I don't have it with me right now....
VERY METAL!
\m/
RIP Ronnie James Dio

Quote by metaldud536
RazorTheAwesome, if I was a Ditto, I'd transform into YOU

Quote by Kensai
Basically god wanted to punish people for getting educated/eating apples.

Quote by Jackal58
We all desire a little pussy.
#11
Threat: They could shoot you with a Pistol.
Thwart: Shoot yourself with a Pistol.

That will show them.

..But I think they'll try something on your mouche.

Edit: Checked your pics..I cant seem to get enough of your awesome facial hair
Quote by thanksgiving
I'm coming for you with a castrator!
You sick bastard.



Watch that video below

If this video reaches 1000 views before Christmas, I'll play with my titties on cam.

Last edited by shattamakar at Sep 27, 2009,
#12
Leave your door unlocked, and sit in the back corner with this:
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We're better than Mexico cuz we rule USA USA USA
#14
Quote by RazorTheAwesome
I don't have it with me right now....

Whomp them with your cannons! It is the only way!


Quote by CoreysMonster

I still like cho0onger more than the 2 of you

Quote by OneHappyCamper
joke's on you, i actually fuck my cat
#15
Quote by cho0onger
Whomp them with your cannons! It is the only way!



...whomp!
Quote by thanksgiving
I'm coming for you with a castrator!
You sick bastard.



Watch that video below

If this video reaches 1000 views before Christmas, I'll play with my titties on cam.

#16
Quote by DimebagLivesOn
Leave your door unlocked, and sit in the back corner with this:


FG42, nice choice
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yeah was weird cause she liked us both but she loved him and for some reason she let me know beforehand.

i just wanted her poon and she wanted me to have her poon.

so i had myself some poon.
#17
They're going to shave your stache.
[img]http://i.imgur.com/LYZyCdp.gif[/img]


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Momie's like not even a real person, just an asian, lesbian spirit.
#18
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whats the problem?


I honestly don't know. They all just have this weird look in their eyes.....

One of them suggested getting me a hooker, but he was probably joking.
(I prefer loosing my virginity to a non hooker thank you very much)

And if they aren't gonna try something with my mustache, none of my real life friends hate it. Plus I need it to go as Captain Morgan for Halloween. So yeah....

edit:
Quote by cho0onger
Whomp them with your cannons! It is the only way!


http://www.newgrounds.com/portal/view/512034
VERY METAL!
\m/
RIP Ronnie James Dio

Quote by metaldud536
RazorTheAwesome, if I was a Ditto, I'd transform into YOU

Quote by Kensai
Basically god wanted to punish people for getting educated/eating apples.

Quote by Jackal58
We all desire a little pussy.
Last edited by RazorTheAwesome at Sep 27, 2009,
#19
Quote by Shirate
FG42, nice choice

Nope, MG42, noob
Quote by lolmnt
We're better than Mexico cuz we rule USA USA USA
#20
Quote by DimebagLivesOn
Leave your door unlocked, and sit in the back corner with this:


I agree with this but have a couple just in case they become zombies.
#21
non-dairy powered creamer + fire... well just experiment, it makes for both a good prank and booby trap
Warning: The above post may contain lethal levels of radiation, sharp objects and sexiness.
Proceed with extreme caution!
#22
Leave for a day or two until your birthdays over. Seriously you have a brain use it! Pretty soon people will be asking UG to wipe their asses for them!

(RazorTheAwesome this was for UG'ers in general, your the man )
#23
just buy some condoms, and carbo load before the drinking. then you can be prepared, and you wont be a bitch.
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I have no opinion on this matter.
#24
Quote by Kevy Absolution
Mine's on October 20th. Don't let my floor find out.

It appears we have the same birthday...
#26
Quote by genghisgandhi


all the times I've said that in threads and this is the first time someone linked me to this video.

WTF is this?
VERY METAL!
\m/
RIP Ronnie James Dio

Quote by metaldud536
RazorTheAwesome, if I was a Ditto, I'd transform into YOU

Quote by Kensai
Basically god wanted to punish people for getting educated/eating apples.

Quote by Jackal58
We all desire a little pussy.
#27
You make a lot of threads, Razor.
Happy almost birthday.
To me:
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In fact, I almost ALWAYS agree with YourDad.

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One of the best replies ever.

In the same thread

Do you love Arsis?
#28
Quote by YourDad
You make a lot of threads, Razor.
Happy almost birthday.


surprisingly, CoreysMonster won the most threads title and not me

ahh well, thanks.
VERY METAL!
\m/
RIP Ronnie James Dio

Quote by metaldud536
RazorTheAwesome, if I was a Ditto, I'd transform into YOU

Quote by Kensai
Basically god wanted to punish people for getting educated/eating apples.

Quote by Jackal58
We all desire a little pussy.