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#1
Hey all!

Since Carmel is on holiday, she can't update her "FotB Joke" blog... so I thought I'd make up for that loss by posting it for her! And since I'm more of a Pitmonkey, I thought I'd show this ridiculousness straight to the Pit...

It all started with Aidy Damage's "I make the bad girls go good" thread. People were posting images of themselves holding up signs. In that thread, two scallywags known as AnAngrySquirrel and Cobain_Is_King were arguing over who had the best hammer...
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Lucky I've got one of these

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Of course, I couldn't let an argument over hammers pass me and my beloved banhammer by, so I stepped in:
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You see where I'm going here. This is the Pit, and of course in the Pit there's always someone stupid enough to react to taunts like that... This poor, silly, drunk, and naked bloke was my soon-to-be victim:
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Poor mental_zer0. His forum liberty smashed to smithereens by my mighty banhammer, there was nothing he could do but to obey my every command... Of course, it was time for me to have my fun! I told him to post a thread in the FotB called "ZeGuitarist is the sexiest UGer ever", in which he was to declare his undying love for me, and also dance for me.

Only, not everything went exactly as planned...


Check out his video here: ZeGuitarist you so sexy... quite the title, no?

Anyway, I hope you enjoyed this FotB story, brought to you by yours truly!

Cheers!
#2
PS: A few B-sides and rarities I'd still like to share:
- I was about to post another picture in Aidy's thread, but it was closed before I posted... so I'll post it here. This was in response to mental_zer0's ban:

- I present to you: Kensai, who tried to join in the hammer argument with his ridiculous, meager, teensy tiny little wooden hammer-like device... oh well, it's not the size that matters, eh?

- Clifford (ctb) asked me to post his reaction, since he is banned at the moment:
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Cliff
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- And finally, I present to you: Kensai, who tried to join in the hammer argument with his ridiculous, meager, teensy tiny little wooden hammer-like device... oh well, it's not the size that matters, eh?


Dude

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#7
"If God exists, there's no way he is French" - Andrea Pirlo

S A D B O Y S
#9


So we don't get to see the guy who was banned for saying the mods weren't his superiors because they'd never banned him and thus needed to step up their game...?

[IN PHIL WE TRUST]


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I only play bots. Bots never abandon me. (´・ω・`)

#12
I lol'd
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Lol at Bender

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I got to warn you for spam though...

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Nicely put good sir

I witnessed Night Of The Pear 2
#15
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Dude




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Orange users can ban people?

Anyway, cool blog bro.

Yeah. Mods have all the flashy forum thread-closing and post-editing stuff that CC's don't, but we all have the same panel for giving out warnings and bans.

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carmel_l > ZeGuitarist.

It's true. Carmel
#16
Just now watched the vid, and I must say, the lack of DAT FUNKY DANCE disappoints...

[IN PHIL WE TRUST]


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I only play bots. Bots never abandon me. (´・ω・`)

#19
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carmel_l > ZeGuitarist.
This isn't a competition of who is better. It's about who has a bigger badge collection... but yes, she is.
#24
This thread is spectacular.
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I took a pic of myself, cut a hole in the face and stuck my knob through so i could see what I'd look like if I got bitten by a radioactive elephant.
#25
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Holy crap. I didn't realize your avatar was supposed to be you.

Well obviously, it wasn't supposed to be my mum.
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DownInAHole > ZeGuitarist.

... who?
#35
lol @ corn porn

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#36


Zeg you cant be as sexy as this
Without music, life would be a mistake.
Friedrich Nietzsche

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I love you for that thread...


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I am now mentally scarred by the image of Peter Crouch getting penalised.
#37
The second post has been updated with ctb's reaction... he couldn't post himself, being banned atm:
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Did you make it yourself? If so, nice skillz.

I made it using this
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#38
what with the ug elite and facial hair?

they are up to something
Without music, life would be a mistake.
Friedrich Nietzsche

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I love you for that thread...


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I am now mentally scarred by the image of Peter Crouch getting penalised.
#39
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The second post has been updated with ctb's reaction... he couldn't post himself, being banned atm:








ctb looks sooo cute in that pics

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what with the ug elite and facial hair?

they are up to something


All the cool kids have facial hair
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#40
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what with the ug elite and facial hair?

they are up to something

What with the UG elite who don't have facial hair? Like myself and Carmel?